Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
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Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
“Yes…” She shook her head, seemingly frustrated that she had to talk about the pyramids, as if she had talked about them hundreds of times before. “There are three pyramids spread across the jungle. The city folk raided them for its treasures a few decades ago, but I guess that wasn’t enough for them? They’re probably messing with the pyramids again, for whatever damn reason they think makes sense to them! What will they take next? The blocks?”
Jimmy could hardly keep up with what Laylania said. He was still muttering over the fact that pyramids existed in this timeline to begin with! Even in this underground world where dinosaurs seem to evolve faster, or even better than the creatures on the surface world, the existence of pyramids itself sounded premature. He didn’t know what to think of first, but he knew that Anna was surely going to lose her nut once she heard about this!
At last, he said, “This might be a bad time to ask, but do you know who built those pyramids?”
“I don’t,” She shook her head, “Who cares? They’ve only been trouble to us today.”
“Right…” He lowered his voice. “The number three sounds very specific. I mean, why build three pyramids when even one would be enough? I say enough… I don’t have a fucking clue why they built them to begin with, but building three of them sounds symbolic.”
“It doesn’t matter, Jimmy,” She insisted, “Please hurry. We need you to send your brother down here as fast as possible. Float out of here, we’ll be waiting for you, and now if you’ll excuse me, I have five funerals to put together. We’ll bury what’s left of our victims, and you don’t want to be here for that.”
“Alright,” He nodded, “Don’t worry. I won’t let you down.”
Jimmy tried his best to cooperate with the shapeshifters as best as he could. Cooperate was a silly word at this point, he wanted to help them as best as he could, so he hopped on a ’mermaid’ and his friends did the same.
The ride back up to the surface world was weird, and not as erotic as it was before. The shapeshifters were thinking about today’s victims, and the general issue of safety regarding their home, so naturally, they weren’t in the mood for someone to stick their dick in them.
No one was in the mood. Jimmy and Zik had to stroke their dicks for a solid two minutes before they were ready to depart, which was the most awkward thing they ever experienced.
Jacking off while a funeral was being put together was not in their bucket list.
Eni was the luckiest of the bunch, because she just had to kiss Almara on her way up, which was a lot less awkward, and even a bit comforting.
Under such conditions, they slowly made it back to the surface world.
Despite the awkwardness, Jimmy wanted to get back down here as soon as he could. There was a war going on right now, and there were a lot of things to do back at home, in the bunker that he was yet to figure out how to work with, but there was something alluring about the underground world he just left behind. He was definitely curious to explore its best features later on.
For now, he had to deal with the problems at hand. The sad looks that the shapeshifters shared, helped him stay focused.
“Please hurry,” Almara said, “Don’t abandon us, or we might need to look for a new home tonight.”
“Don’t worry,” He nodded at her, “I’ll send some of my best people to help you. We’ll put down every damn dinosaur down there if we have to, but you won’t lose your home.”
The two sides said their goodbyes, and separated. It was time to get busy.
Jimmy was relieved to see that Gutaxun and Rampage were still in one piece. They heeded Jimmy’s command, and waited here for a solid two hours, and it was apparent that no one had bothered them during those two hours.
Their pets were happy to see their masters too. Gutaxun especially! He was chirping in song, and as for Rampage’s song, it sounded as if the Gods were yelling at Zik and his friends, as he was a huge creature, who made sounds fit for his size, but they got the message. Their pets were happy!
After petting them, the team of three climbed on, and then headed home in a rush. They might have five hours in total to fulfill their promises before dusk, so there was no time to waste.
Eni joined Jimmy on the ride back home, on top of Gutaxun’s back, and then they headed towards the rocky mountains.
Despite all the effort that their pet dinosaurs put in, it still took three whole hours to get home. This was no surprise, as although getting through the grasslands was easy, the following climb across the rocky mountains was a lot more difficult, because their pets had to run uphill, where their top speed was significantly stunted.
It took three whole hours, and their pets were quite tired at the end, but this was a sacrifice that Jimmy and his friends had to make today. They were trying to save tens of people, after all, and they were silently thankful that they hadn’t been bothered by anything along the way.
Jimmy then rushed towards the spot where he had ’parked’ the Compy clones, grabbed one, and started riding it towards the home cavern.
On his way there, his mother landed in front of him with her pet QT. He instantly noticed that she was panicking!
“What’s wrong?” He asked, unwilling to waste even a single second.
“I saw a group!” She exclaimed. “At least fifty people! They were coming from the west hills, I’m sure of it!”
“Only fifty?” He repeated, and then asked, “How far away were they?”
“Close to the edge,” She took a deep breath. “It should take them three or four moons to get here.”
“We have plenty of time then, but head up there, and try to figure out if they’re attacking us from other sides, like the one close to where our mountain ends.” He said. “Take Dad with you. I have a feeling they’re using those fifty people as a distraction.”
“Okay,” She said, and hurried home.
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- Chapter 257 - 27 Wounded Tribesfolk
- Chapter 256: What would a chargeless Plasma Gun be good for?
- Chapter 255: Sweet kiss (Nose Gone)
- Chapter 254: The Death of the Rock Humpers
- Chapter 253: Plasma Rifles Vs. Cavemen
- Chapter 252 - 17 + 3 Plasma Gun Units
- Chapter 251 - 12 Flying Archers
- Chapter 250: The first flying Archer
- Chapter 249: "Stick your needle in us, Jimmy"
- Chapter 248: Arse-crack of the Mountain
- Chapter 247: Should a 170 ton Argentinosaurus fly?
- Chapter 246: The Fall of the Compies
- Chapter 245: Munchies
- Chapter 244: Swarm of Bees, or clones, maybe with a 15,000 PSI bite-force?
- Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
- Chapter 242: “What in the tree-humping sh*t munching wh*re is a tiger?”
- Chapter 241: Flying Sh*t Munchers
- Chapter 240: Twenty-foot tall, flying Compy
- Chapter 239: "That shi was bright"
- Chapter 238: "Plasma Cannon kicks back harder than a spooked Leaf Chewer!"
- Chapter 237: GUNZ
- Chapter 236: Functional Tribe, kind of
- Chapter 235: Four-armed, Platypus-faced Alien
- Chapter 234: Flying Compy
- Chapter 233: The Compy’s Spiky Tail
- Chapter 232: Nine-foot Tall Compy
- Chapter 231: Infinite Food Glitch
- Chapter 230: Three-foot long T*ts!
- Chapter 229: T-Rex D*ldo (not kidding)
- Chapter 228: Hand Eye
- Chapter 227: King of Alien Pop
- Chapter 226: Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets!
- Chapter 225: To flee, or not to flee
- Chapter 224: "Did I raise Cowards?"
- Chapter 223: EVEN EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 222: EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 221: Even more Invaders
- Chapter 220: Fish Hole
- Chapter 219 - 4 +1
- Chapter 218: More Invaders?
- Chapter 217: Jones, the twin
- Chapter 216: The modification of Jimmy’s "twin" brother
- Chapter 215: Impending Doom
- Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
- Chapter 213: Pyramids?
- Chapter 212: "I’ll let you do anything..."
- Chapter 211: Zik Vs. Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 210: Peacock?
- Chapter 209: The roasted fish that bit back
- Chapter 208: Eni’s Crashout
- Chapter 207 - 100 Ton Dinosaur
- Chapter 206: Clamping Mermaid
- Chapter 205: "If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer..."
- Chapter 204: "So Jimmy, do you have two Dads?"
- Chapter 203: "A City?!"
- Chapter 202: Skinwalker?
- Chapter 201: Mermaid Breasts
- Chapter 200: Crocodile Hunter
- Chapter 199: Rampage Vs. Gutaxun
- Chapter 198: "We all want kids"
- Chapter 197: "Can you give me Triplets?"
- Chapter 196: The first ’normal’ load
- Chapter 195: Test*cular Exam
- Chapter 194: "Jimmy, I want to bear your children"
- Chapter 193: Alien Snakes riding Rampage
- Chapter 192: Head-arse vs. Froggy
- Chapter 191: Found Salt
- Chapter 190: Fifty Clones
- Chapter 189: Cloudy
- Chapter 188: Alien River Snake
- Chapter 187: New Battle Clone?
- Chapter 186: Jimmy’s third body
- Chapter 185: Mika and Jimmy’s first tango
- Chapter 184: Anna’s defeat
- Chapter 183: "Cousins"
- Chapter 182: Mika B-Clapper
- Chapter 181: "You’re hogging the Viking"
- Chapter 180: Anna’s selfish desires
- Chapter 179: "Maybe we can find a man who’ll cook for us?"
- Chapter 178: Jurassic Jesus’ unfinished business
- Chapter 177: Jimmy’s Corpse
- Chapter 176: "What if there were six of me?"
- Chapter 175: Jimmy’s Rebirth
- Chapter 174: Jimmy’s Death
- Chapter 173: Aura Farming Elders
- Chapter 172: Gutty’s Crowd Surfing
- Chapter 171: Slow Dancing Alien Ape
- Chapter 170: Nutt Cracker!
- Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
- Chapter 168: Mini Yeti
- Chapter 167: Little Zik
- Chapter 166: Tackling a Clone
- Chapter 165: The First Compy Warrior
- Chapter 164: Mika’s Anxious Message
- Chapter 163: Betrayal
- Chapter 162: Alien F-Word
- Chapter 161: Aura Farming²
- Chapter 160: Jimmy’s Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 159: Rage Baited
- Chapter 158: Little Boy
- Chapter 157: Dorsal Fin
- Chapter 156: Tree Trunks
- Chapter 155: Fat & Love
- Chapter 154: Hannah and Gaark
- Chapter 153: Humans & Dinos - Why?
- Chapter 152: Infinite Universe
- Chapter 151: Terrence
- Chapter 150: Medical Inconvenience Room
- Chapter 149: Aggressive Hospitality
- Chapter 148: A-Class Ride
- Chapter 147: Love like a swan
- Chapter 146: Happy wife, happy life
- Chapter 145: Sweet love
- Chapter 144: The Nest
- Chapter 143: Aura Farmer
- Chapter 142: The Forest People
- Chapter 141: Surrounded
- Chapter 140: What is love?
- Chapter 139: Virtual Immortality
- Chapter 138: Athleticism
- Chapter 137: Mika
- Chapter 136: Buff, or no buff?
- Chapter 135: "Loga hunis!"
- Chapter 134: Experimental Button Pushing
- Chapter 133: Jurassic Era control panel
- Chapter 132: Containers
- Chapter 131: Hazmat Suit
- Chapter 130: Steel Door? Breached.
- Chapter 129: Baseball Grenade
- Chapter 128: The Three Sitting Beauties
- Chapter 127: "Not fair!"
- Chapter 126: Triple-trouble
- Chapter 125: Paranoia
- Chapter 124: Defence Tactics
- Chapter 123: Dramatic Entrance
- Chapter 122: Shy Pooper
- Chapter 121: Foreplay
- Chapter 120: Venom
- Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
- Chapter 118: Sweetheart?
- Chapter 117: Sick
- Chapter 116: "I wish I could forget"
- Chapter 115: Brain Damage
- Chapter 114: Flower Head
- Chapter 113: Useless Brain
- Chapter 112: Frog?
- Chapter 111: Hannah
- Chapter 110: Cannibals?
- Chapter 109: "Wake up!"
- Chapter 108: Body Count?
- Chapter 107: Old fishing methods
- Chapter 106: The North Lands
- Chapter 105: "Where is Nikola Tesla?"
- Chapter 104: "Sacrifice the Queen?"
- Chapter 103: Unprompted War
- Chapter 102: Smothered Mate
- Chapter 101: Otters, Feathered Hyenas, and Nihilism
- Chapter 100: Powerful Cannon
- Chapter 99: Knocked out?
- Chapter 98: Pressure Washer
- Chapter 97: "Mooooo"
- Chapter 96: The greatest Bush of the Jurassic Era!
- Chapter 95: Warm for seven winters
- Chapter 94: Dwarf
- Chapter 93: Live Bait
- Chapter 92: The Offer
- Chapter 91: The Invisible
- Chapter 90: Happy Bears
- Chapter 89: Parents, siblings?
- Chapter 88: House Warming Gift
- Chapter 87: Eye Poking Technique
- Chapter 86: "Let them come"
- Chapter 85: Argentinosaurus
- Chapter 84: Saved, or caught?
- Chapter 83: Bonita
- Chapter 82: Jimeeth
- Chapter 81: The cure to the H-Disease
- Chapter 80: Lab Rats (Compies)
- Chapter 79: Memory Gap
- Chapter 78: The Dream
- Chapter 77: Scottish Entity?
- Chapter 76: Sleep-deprived Hallucinations
- Chapter 75: "I washed 10 moons ago!"
- Chapter 74: STT Appreciation
- Chapter 73: Petite
- Chapter 72: Taming the River Fatties
- Chapter 71: Dinosaur Tamers?
- Chapter 70: Homo Equus?
- Chapter 69: Jaguars?
- Chapter 68: Hunted in the dark
- Chapter 67: A Woman’s Touch
- Chapter 66: Fingers?
- Chapter 65: Serviced under the moonlight
- Chapter 64: "I’ll put a spear through her head!"
- Chapter 63: "I attract men?!"
- Chapter 62: Red Heads?
- Chapter 61: Failed Mating Attempt
- Chapter 60: Rampage?
- Chapter 59: IQ Boost
- Chapter 58: Quetzalcoatlus Northropi
- Chapter 57: "Why does he have to look so good?"
- Chapter 56: "What about the rest?"
- Chapter 55: Zik’s Wand
- Chapter 54: Immune System
- Chapter 53: Icha’s Internal Bleeding
- Chapter 52: Trauma
- Chapter 51: The beauties of the Jurassic Era
- Chapter 50: Where?
- Chapter 49: Giant Women, versus a Bloodmancer!
- Chapter 48: Laughing Dinosaur
- Chapter 47: "Mamma ain’t raise no b*tch!"
- Chapter 46: Eni, the Field Runner
- Chapter 45: Bre*st Specialist
- Chapter 44: Protective Beaver
- Chapter 43: The Steg’s Magic
- Chapter 42: Beaver
- Chapter 41: The Sandwich
- Chapter 40: A ball harder than steel
- Chapter 39: One Pound of Celestial Defiance
- Chapter 38: The Monster, and the Undug Well
- Chapter 37: Clam
- Chapter 36: Fifteen Minutes
- Chapter 35: Piggy’s Smalls
- Chapter 34: Melodic Flute
- Chapter 33: Three Floods
- Chapter 32: The Strawberry
- Chapter 31: "Massage my feet"
- Chapter 30: Gutaxun’s Bed
- Chapter 29: Anna’s Dominance
- Chapter 28: Taming Gutaxun
- Chapter 27: Booming Chirps
- Chapter 26: Sad Dino
- Chapter 25: Love, Hate, and Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 24: Rot
- Chapter 23: Shiny Meat
- Chapter 22: Waking the Horse up
- Chapter 21: Anna’s Lucky Day
- Chapter 20: The Slab
- Chapter 19: Strategic Bug Hunting
- Chapter 18: Giant Millipede
- Chapter 17: Princess
- Chapter 16: "We can share Jimmy!"
- Chapter 15: Sisters?
- Chapter 14: Golden Retriever
- Chapter 13: Steel Melting Technique
- Chapter 12: Primal State of Mind
- Chapter 11: Cousin Nechi
- Chapter 10: Parents?
- Chapter 9: "Can your P*nis start a fire?"
- Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection
- Chapter 7: "Take one for the team"
- Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
- Chapter 5: Tiny Earthquakes
- Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
- Chapter 3: Cousins?
- Chapter 2: Finally took a shower
- Chapter 1: Erectile Function