Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection

Despite the fact that she saw Jimmy as a romantic interest, even in their current situations where they were surrounded by dinosaurs, Anna hated the idea of moving too quickly in regards to romance.

What she hated even more, was when a potential partner made rash moves just to get in her pants, or in this case, below her fur clothing. She was impressed by how creative Jimmy’s move was, but she wasn’t exactly willing to cooperate.

Jerking someone off in the Jurassic Era was certainly a story to remember, and perhaps tell, but she was still hesitant. She was sure that Jimmy was delirious at least to some degree, which was why she had trouble believing him.

’I hope to god he isn’t planning to treat me like a ’cum dumpster’, or whatever those popular girls said about these things.’ She suspected, and rightfully so, as she had enough reasons to. ’I hope he isn’t dumb enough to force himself on me, or else I will tear his head off with my own hands.’

After about five more minutes of bickering, she decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Rather than opposed, she slowly grew fond towards his request, or at least, indifferent.

There was something about the desperation in his eyes that yielded her decision. She also saw the cloth over his crotch bulge, and retracted multiple times over their period of bickering, which hinted towards a deeper truth.

At some point she even thought that his penis was trying to communicate in morse code. It was uncanny.

At last, she nodded, and then directly threatened him, “If this is some elaborate scheme to get yourself laid, I have to tell you that other than making me uncomfortable, you might even die.”

“Trust me,” He yielded. “The last thing I want to do is piss you off.”

“Good,” She said, and then tugged his cloth down in a single, strong, downward motion. “Oh my…”

“Heh,” He grinned. “It gained weight.”

“Certainly has,” She nodded.

Jimmy wasn’t known for many things back in his old life, but there was one thing that always gave him a bit of a confidence boost. He had a nine-inch penis, and this statistic had apparently followed him to the Jurassic Era, except for the one difference. His penis was fatter in his new body, which made it the perfect breeding weapon!

Anna was impressed, and he was impressed as well. But they couldn’t stare at it for too long, as his penis was erect, and it was waiting to be appreciated.

With a bit of hesitation, Anna leaned forward a little bit, grabbed the shaft of the penis, and squeezed it. She squeezed it a bit too hard as she tried to get a proper grip.

“Easy!” He winced. “You’re gonna tear it apart!”

“Sorry…” She whispered, embarrassed.

Anna loosened her grip, and gently stroked his penis up and down. She twisted the penis’ direction all over the place as she tried to get a hang of it, which cemented the fact that she didn’t have any experience whatsoever.

“It’s not a shift gear,” He groaned, and then guided her hand a little bit. “Don’t overthink it. It’s a simple motion.”

Jimmy’s penis was now facing upwards, at an angle that aimed towards the sky above them. The head of the monster was too close to her face now, but this didn’t manage to hypnotize her, but rather, it made her more uncomfortable than she already was.

“I swear to god, if this doesn’t heal my wounds, you’re in big trouble.” She said, as she tried to break the awkward silence.

Jimmy was too busy enjoying himself, so he started tuning her out at some point. His penis twitched like a gazelle that was about to give birth, so naturally he was distracted.

Getting a handjob was a pleasant experience in most timelines. Her warm touch was not only arousing, but it was comforting. He could feel how his throbbing penis lived in perfect harmony with her strokes.

Her hot breath felt like a gentle summer breeze when it landed on the circumcised head. Heaven would pale in comparison.

A minute later, he reached his climax, and shot what could be measured as a quarter-pound of semen, straight towards the sky! The latter was not wordplay, but it was literal.

His load acted like a bullet, and shot towards the sky at top speeds, perhaps even half of the speed of sound itself! Anna looked up, and couldn’t see where the load went.

“Are you joking…” She whispered. “Thank god we don’t have hospitals, because how on earth would you explain this? My head was close to your cock, I could’ve lost an eye!”

Seconds later, as she continued to look up, she saw a creature dropping down from the sky. It was a winged dinosaur, so for a second she thought that they were being hunted again, but that wasn’t the case.

The dinosaur was plummeting as if it had died mid air. It didn’t seem natural at all.

The dinosaur crashed on the ground in no time, close to the walls of the canal, with its wing hanging close by, at arms reach. She leaped up, grabbed the wing, and pulled the dinosaur down.

“A Dimorphodon!” She exclaimed.

With a wingspan of just one-and-half meters, or five feet, the Dimorphodon was big, but it was far from being one of the biggest, airborne dinosaurs. Its large beak, filled with razor sharp teeth was certainly interesting to look at, but she had another thing in mind.

With a gentle kick, she flipped the Dimorphodon over, and saw a small, bloody wound in its chest. It was uncanny.

There weren’t any weapons such as spears or arrows attached to the bird, so her assumption was reaching factual grounds. When semen started dripping out of that singular ’bullet wound’, she gasped, and leaped back in shock.

“You shot a Dimorphodon down with your dick!” She exclaimed, and couldn’t find herself keeping her voice down. “How in the hell is that humanly possible?!”

Jimmy needed a moment to recover himself from that explosive climax. He had even passed out for a solid minute, standing on his feet like a sleeping horse, but eventually he caught up with what was going on.

“I really killed the fucker, huh?” He grunted. “Can’t say that I expected this, but we can add one more power to our arsenal.”

“Yeah, as if I’m going to jerk you off if we get attacked by dinosaurs.” She said.

After they inspected the dinosaur for about five minutes, they remembered their main goal, specifically what Anna’s sacrificial help had been about.

She pulled one of the Compy guts downwards, and inspected her leg. It took a while to wipe the blood away, but at some point, she got a good look and sighed in relief.

“The bitemarks… they’re really gone?” She queried, and had mixed emotions. “Again, why is this a thing? How does it work?”

“I dunno,” He raised his elbows. “All I know is I could kinda hear your blood when you, eh… shifted my gears. Your wounds were screaming at me, so eventually I managed to heal them, but then I lost all connection with your wounds.”

“Well,” She sighed. “You’ve given ’blood relation’ an entirely new definition, haven’t you? Your powers are… useful.”

Afterwards, she said, “If a dinosaur hurts me beyond fixing, please don’t try to bang me back to health. We don’t have that type of relationship yet, and I’d rather die than live with such embarrassment.”

“Hey, let’s hope I don’t have to do that.” He sighed. “I’m not keen on banging half-dead women either, even if you were the love of my life. It would be traumatizing for the both of us.”

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