Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
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Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
Jimmy was in no condition to talk to this mystery figure right now. He was tired, nauseous, and was almost sure that he had contracted some disease by just stepping into the bloodbath that was a hundred meters ahead of him. He had to dedicate some time to himself, to heal himself, rather than try and decipher the impossible puzzles of The Invisible.
The figure didn’t seem to care if he was ready to talk or not. It kept approaching, and seconds later, it was right in front of him.
“Second visit today, huh?” He asked. “What’s the matter? Did you drop your queen piece? I don’t have it.”
It was impossible to read the figure’s expressions, but judging from the fact that he did not laugh, odds were that he didn’t enjoy Jimmy’s joke.
The figure was silent, and then he reached out his hand, hovered it right in front of Jimmy’s forehead, and then it blasted him with this sort of dark beam!
Jimmy was okay. He did not get executed for telling a slightly funny joke. He was more than okay, actually, as after the beam, he started feeling a lot better physically, and noticed that his mana reserves were now at full capacity!
“Damn!” He exclaimed. “What are you? Jurassic Jesus? Did I just get blessed?”
“You’re getting lucky tonight, so it’s best if you’re in good shape to enjoy it, right?” The figure finally spoke. “Consider this a favor, young one. When I ask you for a favor in the future, you must say yes. You must agree.”
“Sure,” He nodded, and then he looked at the sky. “As long as you don’t want my soul like that dickwad I came on, up there.”
“Good,” The entity said, and then it disappeared.
“God… that’s creepy.” He shuddered. “At least he was helpful for once.”
Jimmy didn’t know what to expect of this entity. It was an enigma, so he couldn’t even imagine what kind of favor it could ask him for. He was just hoping that it wasn’t something weird, or borderline demonic.
The best he could do now was wait, in both accounts. He had to wait for Anna, for another two hours, and so he tuckered down, and stared into the distance. Killing time without anyone to kill it with was quite difficult, especially since he had been here for four hours already. There were no phones in the Jurassic Era, or internet, so it wasn’t like he could doomscroll to pass the time.
Jimmy wanted to stay put, but then something caught his attention. In the disgusting blood bath in front of him, roughly one-hundred meters away, or over three-hundred feet away, he saw something that Anna would lose her marbles over.
He saw flies, or better described, flying insects. At first he didn’t pay attention to them, but then it dawned on him. The bloodbath was far away, so even if the dead, flattened bodies had attracted various insects, he wasn’t supposed to see them from up here.
This was when he stood up, and asked himself, “More giant bugs?”
Jimmy then took a few steps closer, to have a better look, and recognized the bugs as giant dragonflies. He couldn’t make up how big they were from up here, but they were big enough to be a concern.
“No wonder Anna is always pissed off,” He mumbled. “I’d be pissed off too if giant bugs kept popping up where they’re not supposed to.”
Jimmy did not remember much of Anna’s frantic episodes of why giant bugs weren’t supposed to be here. He just knew that it had something to do with oxygen levels, and in the rare case where giant bugs had actually leaked into the Jurassic Era, their best assumption was that magic had to be involved, or otherwise it shouldn’t be possible.
“I wonder what giant bug meat tastes like?” He asked himself. “Probably like small bugs. I haven’t tasted either.”
Jimmy’s scientific interest was short-lived. He had half a mind to kill one of the giant bugs, fry it over the embers, and then eat it, but he had to stop himself. He could practically visualize an angel and a demon arguing in his mind as to what to do next.
The angel said, “You just got healed, dipshit. Why would you want to put something with a thousand diseases in your mouth?”
The demon said, “Great men take great risks!”
Jimmy didn’t listen to any of them. Well, technically he did listen to the angel, but he decided to walk further away from the blood bath. The bugs were creeping him out, so he started walking across the rocky mountain, and tried to keep himself busy.
The hunt for salt was not over, so he tried to get to a high point, and keep an eye out for the sea. He had a hunch that the sea was close by, because the river was heading east. For that matter, he walked eastwards, for the sake of being productive.
Five minutes later, he could not locate the sea, but he ran into trouble instead. He saw a bunch of bugs, but the main difference with these ones was that they blended into the rocky mountain almost perfectly! Even their shells seemed dusty, and the only reason why he had been able to see them to begin with, was because he saw their tails floating above the ground.
“Shit shit shit shit!” He panicked, and started jumping around like a little girl who saw a spider.
Except, he saw cat-sized scorpions, which was a lot more terrifying. He saw roughly seventeen of them, and from the looks of it, they were heading towards the blood bath behind him.
“What the fuck is going on!” He shouted, and then ran upwards, to avoid the path of the giant scorpions. “Am I hallucinating!?”
To be able to ask that question so quickly, almost confirmed that he was not, in fact, hallucinating. He felt great up until a moment, he was healthy, so these scorpions were real, horribly real.
Jimmy tried to stay out of their way, but then, six of them changed their path, and started crawling upwards, and were coming after him! They had plenty of legs to manipulate, so they were fast, terrifyingly fast!
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- Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
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- Chapter 237: GUNZ
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- Chapter 229: T-Rex D*ldo (not kidding)
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- Chapter 226: Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets!
- Chapter 225: To flee, or not to flee
- Chapter 224: "Did I raise Cowards?"
- Chapter 223: EVEN EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 222: EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 221: Even more Invaders
- Chapter 220: Fish Hole
- Chapter 219 - 4 +1
- Chapter 218: More Invaders?
- Chapter 217: Jones, the twin
- Chapter 216: The modification of Jimmy’s "twin" brother
- Chapter 215: Impending Doom
- Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
- Chapter 213: Pyramids?
- Chapter 212: "I’ll let you do anything..."
- Chapter 211: Zik Vs. Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 210: Peacock?
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- Chapter 208: Eni’s Crashout
- Chapter 207 - 100 Ton Dinosaur
- Chapter 206: Clamping Mermaid
- Chapter 205: "If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer..."
- Chapter 204: "So Jimmy, do you have two Dads?"
- Chapter 203: "A City?!"
- Chapter 202: Skinwalker?
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- Chapter 199: Rampage Vs. Gutaxun
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- Chapter 185: Mika and Jimmy’s first tango
- Chapter 184: Anna’s defeat
- Chapter 183: "Cousins"
- Chapter 182: Mika B-Clapper
- Chapter 181: "You’re hogging the Viking"
- Chapter 180: Anna’s selfish desires
- Chapter 179: "Maybe we can find a man who’ll cook for us?"
- Chapter 178: Jurassic Jesus’ unfinished business
- Chapter 177: Jimmy’s Corpse
- Chapter 176: "What if there were six of me?"
- Chapter 175: Jimmy’s Rebirth
- Chapter 174: Jimmy’s Death
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- Chapter 161: Aura Farming²
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- Chapter 159: Rage Baited
- Chapter 158: Little Boy
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- Chapter 156: Tree Trunks
- Chapter 155: Fat & Love
- Chapter 154: Hannah and Gaark
- Chapter 153: Humans & Dinos - Why?
- Chapter 152: Infinite Universe
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- Chapter 148: A-Class Ride
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- Chapter 140: What is love?
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- Chapter 137: Mika
- Chapter 136: Buff, or no buff?
- Chapter 135: "Loga hunis!"
- Chapter 134: Experimental Button Pushing
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- Chapter 126: Triple-trouble
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- Chapter 124: Defence Tactics
- Chapter 123: Dramatic Entrance
- Chapter 122: Shy Pooper
- Chapter 121: Foreplay
- Chapter 120: Venom
- Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
- Chapter 118: Sweetheart?
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- Chapter 116: "I wish I could forget"
- Chapter 115: Brain Damage
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- Chapter 112: Frog?
- Chapter 111: Hannah
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- Chapter 109: "Wake up!"
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- Chapter 104: "Sacrifice the Queen?"
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- Chapter 99: Knocked out?
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- Chapter 82: Jimeeth
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- Chapter 80: Lab Rats (Compies)
- Chapter 79: Memory Gap
- Chapter 78: The Dream
- Chapter 77: Scottish Entity?
- Chapter 76: Sleep-deprived Hallucinations
- Chapter 75: "I washed 10 moons ago!"
- Chapter 74: STT Appreciation
- Chapter 73: Petite
- Chapter 72: Taming the River Fatties
- Chapter 71: Dinosaur Tamers?
- Chapter 70: Homo Equus?
- Chapter 69: Jaguars?
- Chapter 68: Hunted in the dark
- Chapter 67: A Woman’s Touch
- Chapter 66: Fingers?
- Chapter 65: Serviced under the moonlight
- Chapter 64: "I’ll put a spear through her head!"
- Chapter 63: "I attract men?!"
- Chapter 62: Red Heads?
- Chapter 61: Failed Mating Attempt
- Chapter 60: Rampage?
- Chapter 59: IQ Boost
- Chapter 58: Quetzalcoatlus Northropi
- Chapter 57: "Why does he have to look so good?"
- Chapter 56: "What about the rest?"
- Chapter 55: Zik’s Wand
- Chapter 54: Immune System
- Chapter 53: Icha’s Internal Bleeding
- Chapter 52: Trauma
- Chapter 51: The beauties of the Jurassic Era
- Chapter 50: Where?
- Chapter 49: Giant Women, versus a Bloodmancer!
- Chapter 48: Laughing Dinosaur
- Chapter 47: "Mamma ain’t raise no b*tch!"
- Chapter 46: Eni, the Field Runner
- Chapter 45: Bre*st Specialist
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- Chapter 43: The Steg’s Magic
- Chapter 42: Beaver
- Chapter 41: The Sandwich
- Chapter 40: A ball harder than steel
- Chapter 39: One Pound of Celestial Defiance
- Chapter 38: The Monster, and the Undug Well
- Chapter 37: Clam
- Chapter 36: Fifteen Minutes
- Chapter 35: Piggy’s Smalls
- Chapter 34: Melodic Flute
- Chapter 33: Three Floods
- Chapter 32: The Strawberry
- Chapter 31: "Massage my feet"
- Chapter 30: Gutaxun’s Bed
- Chapter 29: Anna’s Dominance
- Chapter 28: Taming Gutaxun
- Chapter 27: Booming Chirps
- Chapter 26: Sad Dino
- Chapter 25: Love, Hate, and Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 24: Rot
- Chapter 23: Shiny Meat
- Chapter 22: Waking the Horse up
- Chapter 21: Anna’s Lucky Day
- Chapter 20: The Slab
- Chapter 19: Strategic Bug Hunting
- Chapter 18: Giant Millipede
- Chapter 17: Princess
- Chapter 16: "We can share Jimmy!"
- Chapter 15: Sisters?
- Chapter 14: Golden Retriever
- Chapter 13: Steel Melting Technique
- Chapter 12: Primal State of Mind
- Chapter 11: Cousin Nechi
- Chapter 10: Parents?
- Chapter 9: "Can your P*nis start a fire?"
- Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection
- Chapter 7: "Take one for the team"
- Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
- Chapter 5: Tiny Earthquakes
- Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
- Chapter 3: Cousins?
- Chapter 2: Finally took a shower
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