Chapter 3: Cousins?

Jimmy managed to get his life back on track. He hadn’t experienced rapid erections ever since he passed out after shooting six executive loads.

Whatever science backed up this ’fix’ of his, was accurate enough. Sure he masturbated himself half dead, but it worked.

His concentration came back as well, which was what he cared most about. Despite thinking of Anna all day, he did manage to study a solid eight hours! This was light work for electrical engineering students, but it was a good start.

Assuming that his date with Anna goes terribly, he might even manage to study sixteen hours straight afterwards. He’d attempt to numb himself with his studies, or that was the plan at least.

Regarding the date with Anna, the time finally came. After a few short texts with her, she confirmed that she’d meet him at the museum. This was good, it meant that she was actually interested in him for reasons he could not comprehend.

Jimmy walked his way to the museum. It was four kilometers away, and although he wasn’t a fan of walking, he was hoping that the light workout on the way there might make him a bit more presentable. He left his dorm an hour early due to that reason alone.

Once he made it to the museum, he met Anna at the entrance, and greeted her with an awkward, light handshake. She seemed confused, but in terms of embarrassing situations, this wasn’t the worst thing he had done in front of a girl.

Anna was a five-foot-six tall, twenty year old woman who also studied Electrical Engineering. She looked average, like most young adults did, and was a bit too thin for her height, but she was attractive nonetheless.

Jimmy was spiraling down to below-average looks everyday, so he didn’t complain. He was happy to see her.

Her light smile, paired with her softly brushed blonde hair would make most men nervous. She was a reserved woman, and one could guess that she valued the intelligence of her potential partners, rather than their looks. She was smart herself, after all, and would get bored senseless by loud, testosterone-amped men.

“Shall we go inside,” She spoke.

“Yeh-” He cleared his throat. “I mean yes. Let’s go look at some dinos. I’m ready to be educated about monster lizards.”

She giggled lightly, and said, “That’s a weird way to describe dinosaurs. I have to remember that the next time I talk to my ’dino’ buddies online.”

’Buddies?’

He thought, and his mind started spiraling down towards the worst. ’How many men is she talking to? I’m getting used for a free museum trip, am I?’

The two of them walked closer to the entrance, and a Ticket Agent greeted them. He seemed like he performed his job forcefully, as if it was stamped on his forehead that he was working a minimum-wage job.

With an insufferable, groaning voice he said, “Welcome to our natural history museum. If you’re looking to visit our most popular attractions, such as the dinosaurs, our tickets are at a discount today, at only 50$ per ticket.”

’Son of a bitch,’ He thought, and could almost feel his wallet burning through his pocket. ’What a fucking joke…’

Jimmy wasn’t the wealthiest man in the world by any standards, but he wasn’t about to allow his date to pay her ticket. He could see her reaching for her purse, so she was either pretending that she wanted to pay, or she was actually serious.

Either way, it would be an awkward situation for him, so he leaped in front of her, and handed the Ticket Agent a crisp, one-hundred dollar bill.

After the exchange, he turned around, and saw that Anna had fifty dollars on her hand. She was trying to pay for her ticket, and it got to the point where she was even reaching out her hand, and tried to slide the money in the pocket of his summer jacket.

“Don’t be silly,” He spoke as gently as he could, trying to be smooth with his words, and then he pushed her hand away. “You can pay for the ice cream later. You like ice cream, right?”

“Yes, I do.” She nodded. “Okay then, I’ll pay for the ice cream.”

Anna didn’t make a big deal of what could’ve otherwise been an awkward exchange. The calm attitude she projected was beyond a green flag, as it also reconfirmed that she was a serious, sophisticated woman.

At the very least, she knew the value of money. At this second, he started respecting her, and his exaggerated lust started fading away.

Anyway, they walked to the part of the museum which featured various dinosaur displays. Half of the museum was filled with dinosaurs, so they weren’t difficult to find.

The two of them looked at several dinosaurs over a period of two hours. Jimmy wasn’t a big fan of all the walking around, since he had already walked four kilometers before he got here, but other than that, he was having a good time.

Despite being a student of Electrical Engineering, Anna was very well educated in the topic of dinosaurs. She had been obsessed with them ever since she was a kid, so during the date, she was like a walking Wikipedia.

Jimmy enjoyed listening to her talk, as he could hear her passion about dinosaurs unravel the more she talked about them. He found her absolutely adorable, and every conversation he had with her felt more and more natural. He was almost sure he had found his soulmate.

Anna seemed to like him as well, and she showed her interest with simple gestures. She giggled at his stupid jokes now and then, gently touched his shoulder, and they shared a lot of eye-contact, on the count of them being almost the same height. He was only a couple of inches taller than her, so yes, eye-contact was physically easy, though it had managed to make him nervous quite a bit during the first half-hour.

Anna cemented her interest when she smoothly got closer to him, and gently held his hand. This was towards the end of their museum visit, where they were getting tired of all the walking around, so he could only guess that she was hinting they got out of here, and went to eat some ice cream. As planned.

’Oh my god!’ He shrieked internally, much like a little girl. ’Am I really gonna get laid today? Do I have a chance?’

Relatively, Anna looked at him gently, and thought, ’He looks happy.’

Afterwards, she randomly looked down, and noticed a bulge on his crotch, ’Maybe he’s too happy? Am I that attractive? I guess it’s time to give him the bad news.’

Jimmy noticed that he was getting an erection, and he was trying everything in his power to calm down. He felt pathetic, as all it took was for him to hold hands with a woman to get rock hard. It was embarrassing, but the embarrassment he felt proved to be a good thing, as it was helping him calm down.

Anna then grabbed his chin gently, and said, “Listen to me, Jimmy. Before this goes any further, I gotta tell you something.”

“Oh?” He grunted, unsure of what to expect. “I’m listening.”

“I was excited about the date, so I told my mom about you.” She said. “She asked me for a picture, because she wanted to see what you looked like, but then she… she recognized you.”

Utterly confused, he desperately asked, “What do you mean? I don’t know who your mother is.”

Her gentle, brown eyes showed concern before she spoke, but she was honest, and followed along, “I expected that, but the point is, my mother knows you, because you and I seem to be third cousins. We used to live far away from each other, and even now the both of us are far away from home so it’s not a surprise that we didn’t know each other, but the point is, this date, which can be perceived as weird by some, was not our fault. I’d like to let you know that it doesn’t bother me that we’re third cousins, and if you also feel that way, we can get to know each other better.”

Afterwards, she gently squeezed his butt-cheeks, and whispered in his ear, “We can explore what we feel about each other.”

’Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!’ He panicked internally. ’My cock’s gonna explode! Why am I getting so hard over my cousin! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!’

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