Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
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Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
The time of reckoning was upon them. Last night, Anna confirmed that three-hundred people were in the grasslands, which meant that Mika had remembered the number right when she passed the message to Jimmy, but this didn’t make the situation any easier.
In hindsight, it was easier to fight three-hundred people instead of thirteen-hundred of them, sure, but the battle that was to follow before noon, was still a great one. Regardless if they liked it or not, Jimmy, and everyone else who had pet dinosaurs that they loved, and cherished, would need to bring their pets into battle, all for the sake of protecting their people, their tribe.
Considering that it was impossible to predict what kind of magic, or worse yet, unique magic the enemy had, it was likely for Jimmy and his friends to die in battle today. The result of the battle was difficult to predict, but if his plan didn’t work out like he wanted it to, they were in big trouble!
Jimmy could only imagine how fucked him and his people would be if he didn’t have clones fighting for him. His people would’ve lost the battle before it even started!
The enemy was getting cocky mainly because the tribe that once dominated the grasslands, lost most of its skilled hunters to giants. Simply said, the grasslands didn’t have many ’soldiers’ to spare anymore, and the grasslands, their home, was getting harder to protect by the day.
“My God…’ He sighed, as he watched the enemy from afar. “I wish I had the time to tame more dinosaurs. We’d be doing well today even if I had twenty or thirty River Fatties to send to battle. Clones or not, they would’ve torn through these bastards! I’d gladly sacrifice some wild ass dinos if it means that my people are going to be safe.”
Jimmy blamed himself for being under-prepared for the most massive battle for the grasslands yet, but it would be cruel if anyone blamed him. This was the second organized invasion the grasslands had to suffer this week, and this confirmed that his enemies gathered up, and worked a lot faster than he expected them to! Their ambition was admirable, but almost senseless at this point.
“Did we piss them off when Hannah sent a hundred men flying to their death?” He asked himself, “What kind of fucked up logic is that? They attacked us, so of course Hannah did everything to protect us.”
This day started out grim. He was still tired from yesterday, his knees hurt like a motherfucker, and yet he couldn’t risk wasting his mana pool to heal them, because he couldn’t fully predict how this battle was going to pan out. He had to keep his mana at full capacity before the battle.
He was so tired last night that he didn’t even make love to any of his girlfriends. He shared a fur bed with all three of them, yes, but he was too sore to have sex with them, so he didn’t bother ’seducing’ and or pleasing them at all. He could tell that his girlfriends were getting restless, they wanted to have sex with him, he knew that, and if he and everyone else survived the battle today, he planned to fuck them very well later on! He just hoped, with every fiber of his being, that his tribe wouldn’t suffer any casualties today.
“It’s time,” He spoke to himself.
Afterwards, he stood up, walked across Gutaxun’s back, and clapped his hands to get the attention of his thirty clones.
The enemy was a whole kilometer, or point-six miles ahead of him, but he was sure that the clones could see the enemy.
For that matter, after clapping his hands, he then pushed his arm forward, and pointed his finger at the enemy. He gave his clones the most important command of the day, he commanded them to charge towards the enemy, and attack them!
The Compies seemed happy when they were given the greenlight. They were highly violent clones, and started jumping around in joy when they were finally given the chance to direct their violent energy somewhere!
The Compies started running towards the enemy at full speed, and the apes followed suit. The apes seemed surprisingly stoic for creatures who kept humping each other, and their presence today could help make a decent dent in the enemy numbers!
As the thirty clones charged forward, Jimmy then sat on Gutaxun’s back, and asked himself, “How funny would it be if these bastards came here to make a deal with us? Oh well, we have to assume they’re a threat, because who in the everloving fuck comes to make a deal with three-hundred people backing them up? Nah, they want war.”
“Hopefully we win, and make an example out of these unwashed bastards today.” He sighed. “This war is so damn stupid.”
Jimmy was alone out here. Well, he had Gutaxun, so he was never truly alone, but the rest of his people were carrying out part two of his plan!
Part two was rather simple, and he saw it being carried out in real time. He saw a QT beaming across the sky, and straight towards the enemy.
This part of the battle plan was a lot more precise than it appeared at first sight. Anna, or anyone else who had QTs as pets, weren’t going to face the enemy head on, not yet at least. Anna was flying over there, and she was doing the equivalent of dropping a bomb!
Hannah was the bomb, and not only because she was a stunning woman! She jumped off of the QT, dropped from the sky, and plummeted head first towards the enemy! She may as well be just as destructive as an actual bomb.
She dropped from a height of three-hundred meters, or nearly a thousand feet, and landed right in between the enemy brigade! She was alright, her landing was smooth, as for one thing, she crushed a couple of people to death, using them to cushion the fall a little bit, and secondly, she had a skin-tight force field that made it impossible for the high fall, or anyone to hurt her physically!
Well, Unique Magic was difficult to predict, so she didn’t exactly know how safe she was, but she was confident. She started spearing people in the head the moment she got back up on her feet, and tried her best not to get tied up, or restricted in any way!
Hannah was distracting the brigade of cavemen, giving the clones that Jimmy made, plenty of freedom to land a heavy, first blow! Tactical brilliance at its finest!
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Chapters
- Chapter 257 - 27 Wounded Tribesfolk
- Chapter 256: What would a chargeless Plasma Gun be good for?
- Chapter 255: Sweet kiss (Nose Gone)
- Chapter 254: The Death of the Rock Humpers
- Chapter 253: Plasma Rifles Vs. Cavemen
- Chapter 252 - 17 + 3 Plasma Gun Units
- Chapter 251 - 12 Flying Archers
- Chapter 250: The first flying Archer
- Chapter 249: "Stick your needle in us, Jimmy"
- Chapter 248: Arse-crack of the Mountain
- Chapter 247: Should a 170 ton Argentinosaurus fly?
- Chapter 246: The Fall of the Compies
- Chapter 245: Munchies
- Chapter 244: Swarm of Bees, or clones, maybe with a 15,000 PSI bite-force?
- Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
- Chapter 242: “What in the tree-humping sh*t munching wh*re is a tiger?”
- Chapter 241: Flying Sh*t Munchers
- Chapter 240: Twenty-foot tall, flying Compy
- Chapter 239: "That shi was bright"
- Chapter 238: "Plasma Cannon kicks back harder than a spooked Leaf Chewer!"
- Chapter 237: GUNZ
- Chapter 236: Functional Tribe, kind of
- Chapter 235: Four-armed, Platypus-faced Alien
- Chapter 234: Flying Compy
- Chapter 233: The Compy’s Spiky Tail
- Chapter 232: Nine-foot Tall Compy
- Chapter 231: Infinite Food Glitch
- Chapter 230: Three-foot long T*ts!
- Chapter 229: T-Rex D*ldo (not kidding)
- Chapter 228: Hand Eye
- Chapter 227: King of Alien Pop
- Chapter 226: Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets!
- Chapter 225: To flee, or not to flee
- Chapter 224: "Did I raise Cowards?"
- Chapter 223: EVEN EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 222: EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 221: Even more Invaders
- Chapter 220: Fish Hole
- Chapter 219 - 4 +1
- Chapter 218: More Invaders?
- Chapter 217: Jones, the twin
- Chapter 216: The modification of Jimmy’s "twin" brother
- Chapter 215: Impending Doom
- Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
- Chapter 213: Pyramids?
- Chapter 212: "I’ll let you do anything..."
- Chapter 211: Zik Vs. Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 210: Peacock?
- Chapter 209: The roasted fish that bit back
- Chapter 208: Eni’s Crashout
- Chapter 207 - 100 Ton Dinosaur
- Chapter 206: Clamping Mermaid
- Chapter 205: "If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer..."
- Chapter 204: "So Jimmy, do you have two Dads?"
- Chapter 203: "A City?!"
- Chapter 202: Skinwalker?
- Chapter 201: Mermaid Breasts
- Chapter 200: Crocodile Hunter
- Chapter 199: Rampage Vs. Gutaxun
- Chapter 198: "We all want kids"
- Chapter 197: "Can you give me Triplets?"
- Chapter 196: The first ’normal’ load
- Chapter 195: Test*cular Exam
- Chapter 194: "Jimmy, I want to bear your children"
- Chapter 193: Alien Snakes riding Rampage
- Chapter 192: Head-arse vs. Froggy
- Chapter 191: Found Salt
- Chapter 190: Fifty Clones
- Chapter 189: Cloudy
- Chapter 188: Alien River Snake
- Chapter 187: New Battle Clone?
- Chapter 186: Jimmy’s third body
- Chapter 185: Mika and Jimmy’s first tango
- Chapter 184: Anna’s defeat
- Chapter 183: "Cousins"
- Chapter 182: Mika B-Clapper
- Chapter 181: "You’re hogging the Viking"
- Chapter 180: Anna’s selfish desires
- Chapter 179: "Maybe we can find a man who’ll cook for us?"
- Chapter 178: Jurassic Jesus’ unfinished business
- Chapter 177: Jimmy’s Corpse
- Chapter 176: "What if there were six of me?"
- Chapter 175: Jimmy’s Rebirth
- Chapter 174: Jimmy’s Death
- Chapter 173: Aura Farming Elders
- Chapter 172: Gutty’s Crowd Surfing
- Chapter 171: Slow Dancing Alien Ape
- Chapter 170: Nutt Cracker!
- Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
- Chapter 168: Mini Yeti
- Chapter 167: Little Zik
- Chapter 166: Tackling a Clone
- Chapter 165: The First Compy Warrior
- Chapter 164: Mika’s Anxious Message
- Chapter 163: Betrayal
- Chapter 162: Alien F-Word
- Chapter 161: Aura Farming²
- Chapter 160: Jimmy’s Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 159: Rage Baited
- Chapter 158: Little Boy
- Chapter 157: Dorsal Fin
- Chapter 156: Tree Trunks
- Chapter 155: Fat & Love
- Chapter 154: Hannah and Gaark
- Chapter 153: Humans & Dinos - Why?
- Chapter 152: Infinite Universe
- Chapter 151: Terrence
- Chapter 150: Medical Inconvenience Room
- Chapter 149: Aggressive Hospitality
- Chapter 148: A-Class Ride
- Chapter 147: Love like a swan
- Chapter 146: Happy wife, happy life
- Chapter 145: Sweet love
- Chapter 144: The Nest
- Chapter 143: Aura Farmer
- Chapter 142: The Forest People
- Chapter 141: Surrounded
- Chapter 140: What is love?
- Chapter 139: Virtual Immortality
- Chapter 138: Athleticism
- Chapter 137: Mika
- Chapter 136: Buff, or no buff?
- Chapter 135: "Loga hunis!"
- Chapter 134: Experimental Button Pushing
- Chapter 133: Jurassic Era control panel
- Chapter 132: Containers
- Chapter 131: Hazmat Suit
- Chapter 130: Steel Door? Breached.
- Chapter 129: Baseball Grenade
- Chapter 128: The Three Sitting Beauties
- Chapter 127: "Not fair!"
- Chapter 126: Triple-trouble
- Chapter 125: Paranoia
- Chapter 124: Defence Tactics
- Chapter 123: Dramatic Entrance
- Chapter 122: Shy Pooper
- Chapter 121: Foreplay
- Chapter 120: Venom
- Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
- Chapter 118: Sweetheart?
- Chapter 117: Sick
- Chapter 116: "I wish I could forget"
- Chapter 115: Brain Damage
- Chapter 114: Flower Head
- Chapter 113: Useless Brain
- Chapter 112: Frog?
- Chapter 111: Hannah
- Chapter 110: Cannibals?
- Chapter 109: "Wake up!"
- Chapter 108: Body Count?
- Chapter 107: Old fishing methods
- Chapter 106: The North Lands
- Chapter 105: "Where is Nikola Tesla?"
- Chapter 104: "Sacrifice the Queen?"
- Chapter 103: Unprompted War
- Chapter 102: Smothered Mate
- Chapter 101: Otters, Feathered Hyenas, and Nihilism
- Chapter 100: Powerful Cannon
- Chapter 99: Knocked out?
- Chapter 98: Pressure Washer
- Chapter 97: "Mooooo"
- Chapter 96: The greatest Bush of the Jurassic Era!
- Chapter 95: Warm for seven winters
- Chapter 94: Dwarf
- Chapter 93: Live Bait
- Chapter 92: The Offer
- Chapter 91: The Invisible
- Chapter 90: Happy Bears
- Chapter 89: Parents, siblings?
- Chapter 88: House Warming Gift
- Chapter 87: Eye Poking Technique
- Chapter 86: "Let them come"
- Chapter 85: Argentinosaurus
- Chapter 84: Saved, or caught?
- Chapter 83: Bonita
- Chapter 82: Jimeeth
- Chapter 81: The cure to the H-Disease
- Chapter 80: Lab Rats (Compies)
- Chapter 79: Memory Gap
- Chapter 78: The Dream
- Chapter 77: Scottish Entity?
- Chapter 76: Sleep-deprived Hallucinations
- Chapter 75: "I washed 10 moons ago!"
- Chapter 74: STT Appreciation
- Chapter 73: Petite
- Chapter 72: Taming the River Fatties
- Chapter 71: Dinosaur Tamers?
- Chapter 70: Homo Equus?
- Chapter 69: Jaguars?
- Chapter 68: Hunted in the dark
- Chapter 67: A Woman’s Touch
- Chapter 66: Fingers?
- Chapter 65: Serviced under the moonlight
- Chapter 64: "I’ll put a spear through her head!"
- Chapter 63: "I attract men?!"
- Chapter 62: Red Heads?
- Chapter 61: Failed Mating Attempt
- Chapter 60: Rampage?
- Chapter 59: IQ Boost
- Chapter 58: Quetzalcoatlus Northropi
- Chapter 57: "Why does he have to look so good?"
- Chapter 56: "What about the rest?"
- Chapter 55: Zik’s Wand
- Chapter 54: Immune System
- Chapter 53: Icha’s Internal Bleeding
- Chapter 52: Trauma
- Chapter 51: The beauties of the Jurassic Era
- Chapter 50: Where?
- Chapter 49: Giant Women, versus a Bloodmancer!
- Chapter 48: Laughing Dinosaur
- Chapter 47: "Mamma ain’t raise no b*tch!"
- Chapter 46: Eni, the Field Runner
- Chapter 45: Bre*st Specialist
- Chapter 44: Protective Beaver
- Chapter 43: The Steg’s Magic
- Chapter 42: Beaver
- Chapter 41: The Sandwich
- Chapter 40: A ball harder than steel
- Chapter 39: One Pound of Celestial Defiance
- Chapter 38: The Monster, and the Undug Well
- Chapter 37: Clam
- Chapter 36: Fifteen Minutes
- Chapter 35: Piggy’s Smalls
- Chapter 34: Melodic Flute
- Chapter 33: Three Floods
- Chapter 32: The Strawberry
- Chapter 31: "Massage my feet"
- Chapter 30: Gutaxun’s Bed
- Chapter 29: Anna’s Dominance
- Chapter 28: Taming Gutaxun
- Chapter 27: Booming Chirps
- Chapter 26: Sad Dino
- Chapter 25: Love, Hate, and Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 24: Rot
- Chapter 23: Shiny Meat
- Chapter 22: Waking the Horse up
- Chapter 21: Anna’s Lucky Day
- Chapter 20: The Slab
- Chapter 19: Strategic Bug Hunting
- Chapter 18: Giant Millipede
- Chapter 17: Princess
- Chapter 16: "We can share Jimmy!"
- Chapter 15: Sisters?
- Chapter 14: Golden Retriever
- Chapter 13: Steel Melting Technique
- Chapter 12: Primal State of Mind
- Chapter 11: Cousin Nechi
- Chapter 10: Parents?
- Chapter 9: "Can your P*nis start a fire?"
- Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection
- Chapter 7: "Take one for the team"
- Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
- Chapter 5: Tiny Earthquakes
- Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
- Chapter 3: Cousins?
- Chapter 2: Finally took a shower
- Chapter 1: Erectile Function