Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
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Cooking is like a talent.
After Song Junzhu’s “plant carcass and animal carcass” style of cooking…
Lu Xing felt that the food Auntie Wen made was simply a delicacy from the human world!
Boo-hoo-hoo, I can’t take it anymore. It’s too delicious!
Nannan watched Lu Xing diligently shoveling rice into his mouth and was instantly filled with motivation. She also began to eat in big mouthfuls.
Wen Lingxiu looked at the big and small figures in front of her with a dazed expression.
Could it be…
Her cooking skills have improved again?
How could they both be eating with such gusto?!
Although Wen Lingxiu was dazed, she still carefully noted down today’s dishes.
Lu Xing had an extra half bowl of rice with this meal. He must have liked it.
As she was thinking…
Wen Lingxiu’s gaze fell on Lu Xing’s wrist.
A simple Cartier watch on his slender wrist, a perfect fit.
Wen Lingxiu’s lips curved up happily.
She wanted to be good to Lu Xing, but she wasn’t good with words, so she could only express it in a practical way.
In Wen Lingxiu’s life creed…
If she wanted to be good to someone, she would spend money on that person, a lot of money!
After all–
As a business person, those benefits were the real thing.
And if she was willing to give up those benefits, then she really wanted to be good to that person.
Actually.
Wen Lingxiu felt that she had already been very restrained.
Before, she would go shopping just to release stress. But now, when she went shopping…
Saw a watch, mhm, suits Lu Xing, buy!
Saw clothes, mhm, suits Lu Xing, buy!
Saw a car, mhm, suits Lu Xing, buy!
After a whole trip of shopping, she hadn’t bought anything for herself, but had bought a whole pile of things for Lu Xing.
But!
Wen Lingxiu also felt that if she gave everything to Lu Xing at once, she was afraid he would be under too much pressure.
Then let’s just give one gift a day.
Lu Xing’s birthday was coming up.
Wen Lingxiu planned to make up for all the birthday gifts Lu Xing had missed in the past eighteen years.
As for Lu Xing’s nineteenth birthday gift…
She had already thought of it.
…
After dinner
Wen Lingxiu saw that they had eaten a lot, so she said,
“Do you want to go for a walk in the park? I heard the cherry blossoms there are beautiful, and there are tulips too.”
The client had proposed it. Lu Xing had no reason to disagree.
Moreover–
He was really full!
Lu Xing touched his stomach and said with worry, “If I eat like this every day, my abs will be eaten away!”
Wen Lingxiu was helping Nannan put on her hat and clothes.
Hearing this, she directly rolled her eyes at him, delicate and charming, making one’s body go numb.
“Got a good deal and still complaining.”
Lu Xing let out a silly laugh, watching Auntie Wen gently tidy up Nannan’s clothes, and said nonchalantly.
“Isn’t this just a side proof that our CEO Wen’s cooking skills are getting better and better!”
Wen Lingxiu poked his extended head. “You’re the only one with a sweet mouth.”
Lu Xing shook his head smugly. “Of course. I eat candy every day, of course my mouth is sweet.”
Nannan raised her hand. “Nannan’s mouth is also sweet. Nannan also eats candy every day!”
Wen Lingxiu looked at Lu Xing in silence.
She seemed to understand why she always felt that Lu Xing’s words were unfinished.
If!
If she were Lu Xing’s wife…
Then Lu Xing would definitely say: Of course my mouth is sweet. Do you want to have a taste?
Ha.
A sourness welled up in Wen Lingxiu’s heart.
Lu Xing was too restrained.
Even when coaxing people to be happy, he knew how to maintain a sense of proportion.
The more he was like this, the more Wen Lingxiu couldn’t help but think.
How much had he endured to gain such experience, to be so at ease?
“Lower your head.”
Wen Lingxiu said gently.
Lu Xing obediently lowered his head.
The next second, a hat was placed on his head.
Wen Lingxiu touched his head, helped him tidy his collar, and said, nagging.
“It’s still a bit sunny outside. Cover yourself from the sun.”
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment.
He lowered his head.
Beside him was Nannan, who had already put on a small round-brimmed hat.
At this moment, she was blinking her eyes, waiting obediently.
…
Park
“Daddy, that uncle seems to be crazy.”
By the river not far away…
A few fishing enthusiasts were frantically pouring bait into the river.
Lu Xing stroked Nannan’s head and said with a smile, “They are not crazy. They are doing a good deed.”
Huh?
Nannan looked at Lu Xing with confusion.
Lu Xing explained.
“They are an unsung group, working from dawn to dusk without asking for anything in return, only seeking to contribute to our country’s fishery resources!”
“In short, the Air Force.”
(TL: “Air Force” is slang for fishermen who catch nothing, i.e., they come back with only “air”.)
Nannan had a sudden realization. She looked at those crazy fishing enthusiasts with a hint of reverence.
“Wow! They are so amazing!”
“Yes, they are indeed very amazing. Then let’s change to another place.” Lu Xing said with a smile.
Nannan tilted her head. “Why? Nannan still wants to watch.”
Lu Xing smiled, scooped up Nannan in his arms, and ran off.
“Because they heard what I said!”
Ahhhhh!
Run!!!
He hadn’t expected it.
Damn it.
They can’t catch any fish, but their ears are quite good.
After running to a safe place, Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief and put Nannan down.
“Hey! Daddy, I want to play with this!”
Lu Xing turned his head and looked.
He found Nannan standing beside a kiddie ride, very excited.
“Alright.”
“I really don’t know what’s so fun about this.”
[What is Daddy’s daddy called? Daddy’s daddy is called Grandpa…]
(TL: The song that plays when you ride it. We have all seen similar machines in the mall.)
Nannan sat on it happily, showing a mouthful of small white teeth, laughing excitedly, like a little fool.
“You’re not going to play with Nannan?”
Auntie Wen, who had gone to buy water, came back. Her voice sounded from behind Lu Xing.
Huh?
Lu Xing looked back at Auntie Wen and spread his hands,
“I’m a super-invincible-cosmic-epic man who can punch an asteroid to pieces. How could I sit on…”
[What is Daddy’s daddy called? Daddy’s daddy is called Grandpa…]
“Hehehehe, so fun, so fun!”
Lu Xing sat happily on the kiddie ride. He had never played with it as a child. He hadn’t expected it to be so fun!
Wen Lingxiu crossed her arms, watching the two of them with a gentle smile, her eyes filled with a thick, irresolvable tenderness.
The owner of the ride beside them was furious.
“The ride will break!”
It’s one thing for the child to sit on it.
But that brat is so tall!!!
It will definitely break!
Wen Lingxiu glanced at the owner. “How much?”
The owner was dumbfounded.
You want to ride it too?
But looking at Wen Lingxiu, who didn’t look heavy, the owner said.
“Five yuan once.”
Wen Lingxiu: “I’m asking how much for one machine.”
The owner: Huh???
That night.
Lu Xing had a blast sitting on the kiddie ride at home!
So fun!
Really so fun!
Lu Xing asked with confusion, “CEO Wen, aren’t you going to try?”
Wen Lingxiu lowered her head and couldn’t see her toes. She said softly.
“If I sit on it, it won’t be so childlike.”
Lu Xing paused for a moment, glanced at Auntie Wen’s chest, and then imagined her sitting on the kiddie ride, shaking…
The villa got quiet all of a sudden.
…
At the same time, somewhere else.
Secretary Zhao was going crazy!
Damn it!
Why did CEO Wen suddenly say she wanted to build an amusement park!
Are you kidding me?!
…
…
Challenge goal met!
Double release today! (2/2)
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- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
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- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
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- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
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- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
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- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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