Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
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Six months ago, Song Junzhu fired a bullet, and now, it hit right between her eyebrows.
Lu Xing’s counter-question was as natural as drinking water or eating a meal, yet it made Song Junzhu’s heart ache with an unusual bitterness.
Her eyes suddenly stung, and the copy of Les Misérables in her hand fell to the floor without warning.
Is this some special kind of new game?
Lu Xing, still confused, squatted down, picked up the book from the floor, and placed it neatly on the table.
He couldn’t figure out what this psycho Song Junzhu wanted to do, so he simply stood there in silence.
Song Junzhu suddenly realized what she had done.
Six months.
She had tortured this youth for a full six months!
But he hadn’t done anything wrong. In fact, he even liked her.
Song Junzhu gritted her teeth, her eyes instantly turning red.
At that time, she hadn’t been able to catch that damn Sun Ainan, but she was angry in her heart, so she had found a substitute like Lu Xing.
Lu Xing’s only crime was that he bore some resemblance to Sun Ainan.
No.
Song Junzhu stared at Lu Xing’s face. He is much more handsome than Sun Ainan!
That damn Sun Ainan can’t compare to Lu Xing at all!
How could I have been so blind back then to think that these two looked alike?
Song Junzhu’s eyes stung and swelled. Looking at Lu Xing standing there, submissive and obedient, her heart trembled uncontrollably.
Lu Xing was good.
Lu Xing would cook for her, would always smile and praise her for being amazing, had no temper, and would take good care of her.
Such a good person, yet she…
She had been hurting Lu Xing all this time.
In the face of all the harm she had brought, Lu Xing had no complaints and could still gently and silently confess his love.
‘I love you, and it has nothing to do with you.’
This sentence suddenly appeared in Song Junzhu’s mind, making her feel both bitter and ashamed.
She was a despicable person, yet Lu Xing had gilded her with his love!
Song Junzhu was plunged into a long period of self-blame.
Damn it!
I hate pretentious people the most!
Lu Xing shifted his legs slightly. He was going numb. This damn psycho wasn’t talking, and he didn’t dare to talk either!
You’re comfortable sitting on the sofa, but I’m still fucking standing here!
Who can care about whether I live or die?
I really deserve this money. Who else but me could provide such attentive service?
Perhaps it was half a minute, perhaps it was five minutes.
Song Junzhu finally spoke, her voice a little hoarse.
“No more of this. From now on, no more of this.”
Hmm?
Lu Xing was shocked.
Has Song Junzhu gone crazy? Why is she suddenly stopping?
Wait.
Thinking of the phone call Song Junzhu had made today, Lu Xing instantly understood.
She’s about to go and confront her runaway fiancé, so of course, she’s not in the mood to torture him?
What a good thing!
Joy filled Lu Xing’s eyes. Who would like to be beaten?
Seeing Lu Xing immediately cheer up, Song Junzhu’s heart felt even more bitter.
He gets happy so easily? He’s happy when I serve him food, and he’s also happy when I stop whipping him.
Lu Xing’s heart is transparent and pure, yet I have been humiliating such a good person.
How old is he? Can he really fake all this?
It’s all his true feelings, yet I have been trampling on them!
Lu Xing didn’t know what kind of drama Song Junzhu was playing out in her mind. He was simply overjoyed to be spared a beating.
“Then, Professor Song, shall we each go to rest?”
Song Junzhu looked up at Lu Xing.
He loves me so much.
He’s even concerned about my sleep schedule.
Anyway, I’m leaving Haicheng during the summer vacation. I might as well spend more time with him.
Even if it’s just…
To give his secret crush a less dismal ending.
Song Junzhu looked up and inconspicuously wiped the corner of her eye, saying in a low, hoarse voice.
“It’s still early. Watch a movie with me.”
Huh?
Lu Xing’s mind went numb.
He was all prepared to get a good night’s sleep on a Saturday, but now he had to watch a movie?
Damn it!
What new torment has this damn psycho come up with!
“So, are we going out to the cinema now?” Lu Xing asked with a look of utter despair.
Song Junzhu looked at him with confusion.
“There’s a screening room at home.”
Lu Xing: …
Thanks, I’ve been hurt again.
Wen Lingxiu’s house has a gym, Song Junzhu’s house has a screening room.
Good, good, good.
Hey rich brothers and sisters, do you mind if I join your club?
…
Screening Room
“What movie do you want to watch?”
Song Junzhu was selecting a film with the remote control.
Lu Xing sat obediently on the sofa. “Anything is fine. You can choose, Professor Song.”
Song Junzhu was a little touched.
He loves me so much.
Is he trying to observe my movie preferences?
Song Junzhu thought for a moment and finally randomly selected a recently released movie with good ratings.
“Let’s watch a movie to relax. Don’t be too stressed about your studies.”
Lu Xing nodded, glanced at the title of the film, and sighed.
He hated watching movies.
When a certain movie was released before, his clients, for some crazy reason, all wanted to see it.
It drove Lu Xing insane!
The characters on the screen were talking, and Lu Xing was so familiar with it he could finish their lines.
Pain.
Real pain!
Lu Xing sat properly on the sofa. Song Junzhu saw this and couldn’t help but laugh.
She suddenly leaned over, startling Lu Xing.
Song Junzhu pressed his shoulder, pushing him back against the sofa backrest, and said with a teasing smile.
“Don’t be nervous. Watching a movie is for comfort and relaxation.”
He loves me so much.
Is he this nervous just being in the same room with me?
Lu Xing’s mind went numb.
He really couldn’t figure out this damn psycho Song Junzhu. How could he dare to relax!
Whatever.
If I have to watch, I’ll watch.
Lu Xing relaxed his body and leaned back on the expensive sofa.
In the dim screening room, only the screen was lit.
The light shone on Lu Xing’s face.
He seemed to be watching the movie seriously, but his mind had long since wandered.
The presence of the person beside him was too hard to ignore.
The two of them sat on the same sofa. Song Junzhu looked at Lu Xing’s face out of the corner of her eye.
In a daze.
She once again remembered the photo she had saved on her phone as if possessed by a ghost.
The youth’s vigorous vitality was overwhelming. Compared to the silent Lu Xing now, it was a completely different feeling!
Such a young man, yet he loves me with all his heart.
Even though I’ve humiliated him like this.
Song Junzhu closed her eyes, guilt flowing within them.
Five minutes later.
Lu Xing and Song Junzhu both came back to their senses at the same time, their gazes instantly falling on the screen in front of them.
The protagonist had just said three sentences to a stranger, and the next second, the scene switched directly to the bed.
Hiss…
As expected of a Western movie.
So fast!
It was a major taboo for Lu Xing to look at other women in front of a client, so he immediately lowered his eyes.
(TL: Smart
ED: Taking notes, taking notes…)
Song Junzhu was also a little embarrassed.
Accompanied by the awkward sounds from the movie, she secretly glanced at Lu Xing.
The youth’s ears were slightly red, his eyes didn’t dare to look directly at the screen, and he looked both shy and cute.
Song Junzhu giggled inwardly.
Lu Xing is a little more of a pure-love type than she had imagined.
The movie was unwatchable now. The two of them could only wash up and go to sleep.
A second before entering the bedroom, Song Junzhu suddenly said, “Um…”
Lu Xing immediately stopped and looked back at her.
He knew it!
This damn psycho wouldn’t end his torment so easily!
Song Junzhu took a deep breath. She, who had never admitted fault before, spoke the following words with an awkward expression.
“I…Before…”
“I won’t hit you anymore in the future.”
That was it.
Just that?
Lu Xing thought she was about to make some grand speech.
Phew—
So it was just about this.
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief. “Thank you, Professor Song. I understand.”
Get paid to do a job. Nothing to feel wronged about.
“Also…”
An awkward expression appeared on Song Junzhu’s ascetic and exquisite face.
“Also, thank you for taking care of me. I can’t control myself when I’m drunk, and you’ve never let me get hurt.”
Lu Xing accepted this thanks and showed a professional smile.
“It’s okay, Professor Song.”
“Cooking for you, bathing you, and even letting you whip me are all things I should do.”
Having finally managed to say these soft words, Song Junzhu finally let out a sigh of relief.
Wait!
That’s not right!
Song Junzhu suddenly looked up at him.
“What did you say?”
“Bathing you?”
“Didn’t I wash myself?”
…
…
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him