Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
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- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
Haicheng Grand Theater
As everyone knows, for an artist, their work only becomes most valuable after they die.
But opera clearly does not belong in this category.
As long as you sing well, people who know their stuff will start cheering from the very first step you take on stage!
In the recently held “Famous Artists” performance series, the most popular opera was Beating the Dragon Robe.
The “old female role” (laodan) in this opera was a top performer in the country, but she had been retired from the stage for a long time.
Now that she had agreed to make a comeback, it made all the opera fans overjoyed. The theater was almost sold out every night, and a ticket was hard to come by.
Today, Lu Xing was here to watch this very performance.
“Hey, not there.”
Lu Xing’s muscle memory was about to take him to his usual spot, but his hand was suddenly pulled.
He turned his head and met Wen Lingxiu’s confused eyes.
Wen Lingxiu explained considerately, “It’s too noisy outside. We’re going to the private box, not sitting outside.”
Lu Xing suddenly came to his senses. He immediately lowered his head and said with a shy and bashful look.
“I’m sorry. Coming to the performance with you and Nannan, I– I’m a little nervous.”
The pause, the rhythm, the tone.
Perfect!
Oscars, roll over here and give me my award!!!
Wen Lingxiu looked at Lu Xing’s dazed and innocent eyes, her heart melting into a puddle.
That’s true.
Usually, Lu Xing is just shuttling between school and the villa. Where would he have the time to watch a performance?
Wen Lingxiu couldn’t resist ruffling Lu Xing’s head, which looked very pettable.
She led Lu Xing and Nannan towards the private box and said gently.
“It’s okay. No one is born knowing everything.”
“When you’re on summer vacation, we’ll come and watch more often, and you’ll get used to it.”
After thinking for a moment, Wen Lingxiu added, “Not just here in Haicheng. I’ll take you and Nannan to Vienna, Sydney, and Chicago.”
Holy crap!
What a fragrant smell!
Oh, oh!
So it’s the smell of a big pie!
(TL: “Drawing a big pie” or 画大饼 (huà dàbǐng) is slang for making grand, empty promises.)
So familiar, so reassuring, just like a boss!
A look of worry appeared on Lu Xing’s face. “Ah, will this delay your work?”
“Your work is already so hard. Are you still going to take me and Nannan out to play?”
Wen Lingxiu smiled. The feeling of being cared for was not bad.
Nannan couldn’t remember those place names, but she was still very happy because she knew they were going out to play!
“Yay!!! Nannan wants to be with Daddy and Mommy forever!”
They entered the private box.
Wen Lingxiu pinched Lu Xing’s cheek. Looking at Lu Xing’s face, which was squished out of shape, her mood was excellent.
“I still have this much time.”
“Besides, heaven and earth are big, but family is the biggest.”
Just imagine.
A gentle and generous wife standing under the lights, holding her cute daughter’s hand, and then softly saying—
Family is the biggest.
What kind of reaction does she want?
Lu Xing showed a flattered smile and nodded heavily with great emotion.
“Mm!”
It’s decided.
The Golden Globes, the Emmys, the Guild Awards, and the Oscars can all roll over here and give him his award!
…
On the other side
Zhang Yue pulled Song Junzhu into the theater to find their seats. “Junzhu, you’re so nice. You don’t even like to watch these things, but you’re still accompanying me.”
“It’s fine. I deserve it. No, I mean, I should.”
Realizing what she had just said, Song Junzhu immediately came back to her senses, trying to salvage the situation with her best friend.
Heh.
Zhang Yue saw right through her little thoughts. “You’re not thinking about that duck, are you?”
Song Junzhu immediately put on a serious face.
“Of course not.”
“And he’s not a duck.”
Zhang Yue: “…What’s the difference between that and admitting it?”
It’s over.
Which damn deity managed to ensnare this great god Song Junzhu?
Zhang Yue couldn’t help but feel relieved: Thankfully, Song Junzhu is going abroad soon!
If she spent any more time with that duck, wouldn’t she lose even her underpants?
“Chi Yueshan?”
Zhang Yue was about to give Song Junzhu a few more reminders when she spotted a very familiar face in the seat next to her.
Without the heavy opera makeup, the real-life Chi Yueshan was cool and beautiful, as if she had walked out of a painting.
Chi Yueshan was a little surprised. She showed a polite smile and nodded.
“Hello.”
Chi Yueshan’s gaze fell on Song Junzhu next to Zhang Yue, a strange light flashing in her eyes.
This person… looks quite good.
A head of thick, curly long hair. A stunning and bewitching face, yet she wears a pair of silver-rimmed glasses.
The two bizarre temperaments of stunning and scholarly were fused together without any conflict.
Chi Yueshan thought to herself.
Even if that aesthetically challenged Lu Xing were to find a new love, it should be someone of this level!
What’s the deal with finding a married woman?
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
While Chi Yueshan was secretly sizing up Song Junzhu, Song Junzhu was also looking at Chi Yueshan.
Song Junzhu didn’t look for long. She just felt that this Chi Yueshan in front of her was quite good-looking.
But it was strange.
Why did she have a vague dislike for Chi Yueshan?
Zhang Yue was happy.
Scientific research shows that looking at handsome men and beautiful women prolongs life.
She was particularly happy to talk to Chi Yueshan and introduced her familiarly.
“Yueshan, I really like watching your operas. This is my friend. She likes them too.”
Song Junzhu: ???
Chi Yueshan was happy.
As a woman, being praised by a handsome man is nothing. Being praised by a beautiful woman is the real killer move.
Chi Yueshan asked.
“Does this big sister also like to watch my operas?”
Song Junzhu nodded and said indifferently.
“I saw your Mu Guiying.”
I watched it with Lu Xing. That day, Lu Xing even blow-dried my hair. His technique was very gentle and comfortable.
Thinking of Lu Xing, Song Junzhu happily squinted her eyes.
He loves me so much.
Hearing about that opera, Chi Yueshan instantly choked.
Unfortunately.
The time she performed that opera was precisely the one she had botched.
For a moment, the smile on Chi Yueshan’s lips faded a little.
Why did she feel…
That this beautiful big sister in front of her didn’t seem to like her very much?
Is it my imagination?
But thinking of that opera, Chi Yueshan thought of Lu Xing again.
She had come today precisely to catch Lu Xing.
But she hadn’t expected that she had checked the list of ticket buyers for today, and Lu Xing’s name was not on it at all!
That damn Chi Shui, he couldn’t be lying to her, right?
Unable to find Lu Xing, and with the opera about to start, Chi Yueshan’s brow furrowed slightly in annoyance. Do I have to check the surveillance footage one by one?
“Are you still looking for that person?”
Song Junzhu observed Chi Yueshan’s expression and asked out of the blue.
“What?”
Confusion appeared in Chi Yueshan’s cool and clear eyes.
Song Junzhu never gave anyone face, nor did she care about anyone’s thoughts. She just said what was on her mind.
“I watched that opera of yours.”
“The part you sang wrong wasn’t due to a lack of skill, but because you were distracted looking for someone in the audience.”
“Just now, you showed the same expression as that day.”
Holy f*ck!
Zhang Yue panicked, trying to pull Song Junzhu’s arm to stop her from guessing wildly.
Chi Yueshan was suddenly startled. She looked up at Song Junzhu’s eyes in surprise and probed.
“Are you a psychologist?”
Song Junzhu smiled slightly. “Just intuition.”
Zhang Yue: ???
Huh?
She actually guessed right?
Zhang Yue couldn’t help but fall into deep thought.
Biologically, she’s also a woman. Why doesn’t she have the same intuition as Song Junzhu?
This is a congenital detective’s sacred body!
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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