Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
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- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
Why are my eyes always filled with tears?
Because I hate this meal with a deep passion!
FUCK!
As someone who enjoys everything he eats, Lu Xing had never thought that he would have a day where he couldn’t swallow his food.
Lu Xing held his chopsticks, lost in thought.
In front of him was food from Haicheng’s top restaurant.
Lu Xing glanced to his left. Xia Yeshuang’s expression was calm, but her eyes, filled with daggers, were staring coldly at him.
Lu Xing glanced to his right. Wei Qingyu’s eyes were emotionless, seriously selecting delicious dishes to put on his plate.
To be or not to be, that is a question.
To eat or not to eat, that is also a question.
Lu Xing was panicking inside, but his expression remained very calm.
Damn it!
Are these two women sick?!
Didn’t Xia Yeshuang used to particularly hate Wei Qingyu? How are they even eating together now?
Is the friendship between girls so fleeting?
Lu Xing took a deep breath.
Sorry, blockhead. Little Goldie is my client now.
Get paid to do a job. This is what I should do.
Having made up his mind, Lu Xing skillfully picked up the tableware to wipe for Xia Yeshuang and said with a smile.
“Sister Xia, you have to eat a lot today.”
Holding the tableware Lu Xing had handed her, Xia Yeshuang’s cold and arrogant expression softened a lot.
She shot a provocative glance at Wei Qingyu.
Seeing no reaction from Wei Qingyu, she thought to herself that this robot Wei Qingyu was really good at putting on an act.
Heh.
Let’s see when your defenses break!
Xia Yeshuang snorted, her small face lifted, and her golden hair brushed against Lu Xing’s arm.
“I’m not a little pig. Why should I eat so much?”
Lu Xing used the serving chopsticks to pick up food for Xia Yeshuang and said naturally.
“But yesterday you didn’t guess my brain teaser. We said then that the loser has to grant the winner one request.”
Lu Xing propped up his chin and looked at Xia Yeshuang with a grin. “You have to eat well. This is my request.”
A professional simp must know.
Some things the client can give on their own initiative, but you can’t specifically ask for them.
Once you take the initiative to ask, the flavor of providing emotional value changes.
Besides, he really felt that Xia Yeshuang was quite thin.
It felt like she could be blown away by the wind. He didn’t know where she got the strength to sing.
He had seen on TV that those high-pitched singers were all quite chubby.
Xia Yeshuang was taken aback for a moment. She had thought this bastard Lu Xing would propose some condition like a pay raise.
She hadn’t expected his condition to be this?
“It’s none of your business. I’ll eat if I want to!”
A thin layer of pink spread across Xia Yeshuang’s small, fair face. She unnaturally lowered her head and took a bite of rice.
While Xia Yeshuang was awkwardly eating with her head down, Lu Xing looked up and met Wei Qingyu’s gaze.
Wei Qingyu was like an AI robot, devoid of emotion.
From the beginning until now, she hadn’t said a single word, as if she were really just here to eat!
Wei Qingyu’s table manners were very beautiful. She chewed her food in small, refined bites, her clear eyes always fixed on Lu Xing’s face.
When Lu Xing looked over, Wei Qingyu nodded at him and continued to eat seriously.
Damn it.
Lu Xing was in despair.
No.
You blockhead, do you really not have a heart?
I’m already like this, you should at least curse at me and then storm off!
What are you still doing here!
Lu Xing was collapsing inside, but his hands still had to continue serving Xia Yeshuang and picking up food for her.
Torture.
Truly top-tier torture.
It was probably because Wei Qingyu was present that Xia Yeshuang’s desire to show off exploded.
This led to Lu Xing not eating well for the entire meal. He was fucking serving Xia Yeshuang the whole time!
Psycho!
Even a pure gold mine couldn’t dig up such a pure psycho!
When Xia Yeshuang had eaten enough, she put down her chopsticks and pushed her unfinished food to Lu Xing.
Lu Xing naturally took it and finished it in big mouthfuls.
Seeing that Lu Xing didn’t mind at all, Xia Yeshuang was extremely satisfied. She raised an eyebrow at Wei Qingyu and said lazily.
“Is the great Campus Belle Wei finished eating?”
Wei Qingyu picked up a napkin to wipe the corner of her mouth. Hearing Xia Yeshuang’s highly aggressive words, she nodded lightly.
“Thank you for your hospitality.”
Fuck!
Xia Yeshuang stared at Wei Qingyu’s eyes, trying to find a trace of her defenses breaking.
But there was none.
Not a single one!
Wei Qingyu was like a deep sea. All attacks were just a ripple on the surface to her.
It would soon be calm again.
Xia Yeshuang withdrew her gaze, frustrated and bored. She had really underestimated Wei Qingyu.
This AI robot’s brain structure was different from ordinary people!
Wei Qingyu clearly likes Lu Xing, yet she can watch him serve her without any fluctuation?
She was something else.
Xia Yeshuang was a little discouraged.
It seemed she would never be able to win against Wei Qingyu in this lifetime.
Wei Qingyu was very principled. She said she was only coming for lunch, so it was just for one lunch.
Wei Qingyu stood up, intending to clean up the leftovers on the table.
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Lu Xing grabbed Wei Qingyu’s hand, made her stand a little further away, and then quickly tidied up himself.
The clothes on these two young ladies started at five figures.
It was better for him to do it.
The warmth on her wrist was gone in an instant. Wei Qingyu felt a moment of loss, but when she looked up, her expression was calm again.
“Lu Xing, Xia Yeshuang, I’m leaving.”
Without any hesitation, she turned to leave the piano room.
“Wait.”
Xia Yeshuang called out to Wei Qingyu.
Wei Qingyu stood at the door and looked back, confused.
Outside the window, the leaves were a vibrant green, the white curtains fluttered gently with the wind.
Xia Yeshuang sat there with her golden hair, like a princess from a fairy tale. And Lu Xing, standing behind her, was the prince beside the princess.
Xia Yeshuang’s expression was one of undisguised mockery.
“Take out the trash.”
Wei Qingyu nodded dumbly. She had eaten their food. It was reasonable to do something within her ability.
“Oh.”
Wei Qingyu walked over again, wanting to pick up the trash bag in the corner.
As she was about to leave again, Wei Qingyu looked at Lu Xing’s eyes for the last time.
At this moment, Lu Xing’s eyes were exceptionally complicated.
Wei Qingyu, who had been as calm as still water during the meal, suddenly felt a sourness in her heart.
Lu Xing doesn’t seem very happy.
She could silently accept Xia Yeshuang’s mockery.
But when she saw this look in Lu Xing’s eyes, she felt as if her legs were filled with lead, unable to move a single step.
Xia Yeshuang lifted her chin. “Are you coming again tomorrow?”
Wei Qingyu nodded lightly. “I am.”
Still coming?
Lu Xing was dumbfounded!
Fuck!
Are you sick!
Lu Xing was about to grind his molars to dust.
He could see that Xia Yeshuang and Wei Qingyu had probably known each other for a long time, and neither of them was a bad person in character.
Lu Xing didn’t believe for a second that Xia Yeshuang would resent Wei Qingyu just because she was beautiful.
Then there must be another reason.
He begged these two young ladies, could they please just talk things out? He really didn’t want to be caught in the middle anymore!
This afternoon, Lu Xing felt like he hadn’t eaten well at all.
If every meal was like this in the future, he really felt like he could jump off a building.
The three basic human desires.
Appetite, sexual desire, and the desire to sleep.
Until now, Lu Xing could only barely satisfy his appetite!
And now they were saying they wanted to take even that away?
Beasts!
Absolutely cannot tolerate it!
Lu Xing stood behind Xia Yeshuang and suddenly asked.
“Why did you make Sister Xia angry before?”
Xia Yeshuang was startled and looked back in surprise, not at all expecting Lu Xing to say such a thing.
Is this…
Standing up for her?
Xia Yeshuang was a little happy. Hmph, hmph, it seems it wasn’t for nothing that I kept Lu Xing!
Wei Qingyu was taken aback for a moment.
She had never heard Lu Xing speak to her in this tone before.
Wei Qingyu thought, she really did like Lu Xing.
Because her heart hurt a little.
…
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- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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