Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
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- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
【Ding ding ding~ The next stop is Central Hospital. Passengers getting off, please take your belongings and prepare to disembark.】
Hearing the bus announcement, Lu Xing got off the bus with big strides.
Before entering the inpatient department, he stopped and walked around the flowerbed at the entrance several times.
“Emmm…”
“The flowers are growing quite well. It seems the soil is also good.”
I hope no security guard will chase me when I come to dig up some soil in a couple of days.
Hehe.
I’ve never been chased by a man before. It’s quite embarrassing!
Hmph, hmph, hmph.
Lu Xing entered the inpatient department with light steps.
The corridor on the first floor was bustling with people, most of them with worried faces. But every time Lu Xing came, he wore a smile.
Entertaining one’s parents with colorful clothes. He believed his grandparents would prefer to see him smiling.
He entered the elevator.
Lu Xing used two fingers to pull up the corners of his mouth. He smiled at the reflective elevator wall.
Mm.
Very sincere, very handsome.
Ding.
The elevator arrived.
Lu Xing walked out of the elevator with big strides and skillfully entered the hospital room.
“Hey, you’re here.”
Zhang Yue had just entered the hospital room and ran right into Lu Xing.
Lu Xing said with a wronged tone, “Ah, who else could it be? Dr. Zhang, you didn’t want me to come?”
Zhang Yue glared at him, getting goosebumps all over from his green tea act. She pushed Lu Xing’s shoulder and said irritably.
“Come on, don’t give me that.”
“Hurry up and go see your grandparents. Your grandpa has been recovering well recently.”
“Alright.”
Hearing this, Lu Xing was happy.
As soon as he entered the door, when he saw the scene in the hospital room, Lu Xing was completely stunned.
Mr. Zhao Henmei and Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu were each more diligent than the other, their heads buried as they fiddled with something.
Seeing Lu Xing come in, the two old folks were quite agile. They quickly hid the things in their hands behind their backs with a swish.
And then they expressed their soulful concern—
Are you hungry?
Are you cold?
Lu Xing raised an eyebrow. He knew what these two old folks were up to.
His birthday was after the college entrance exam.
It wasn’t appropriate to call it a birthday because he didn’t know when he was born.
It was just the day he was found.
But ever since he had known his grandparents, every year at this time, the two of them would silently start a competition.
Seriously.
The two old folks, whose ages combined spanned a century, had an extraordinary desire to win in this matter.
This year, my good grandson will like my birthday gift the most!
Heh, so what? Last year, my good grandson clearly liked my birthday gift the most!
After so many years together, Mr. Zhao Henmei and Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu had said all there was to say.
But on this topic of Lu Xing’s birthday gift alone, they never tired of arguing.
Lu Xing thought for a moment.
Uh.
This year, he should like Grandma’s birthday gift.
The main thing is to be fair to both sides!
But there was one year he wasn’t fair, because that year he was supposed to like Grandma’s birthday gift.
But Grandpa had gone to learn wood carving and had carved many small figures to accompany him.
Lu Xing really liked that birthday gift.
He had specially placed the small figures by his bedside and would count them every night before going to sleep.
Unfortunately.
They were burned to ashes in the great fire.
Alright.
I’ll just pretend I don’t know.
Lu Xing smiled obediently, took out his report card from his schoolbag, and handed it to Mr. Zhao Henmei.
“Grandpa, I’ve improved a lot in the mock exam. The teacher said… eh?”
Lu Xing had only said half a sentence when he was grabbed by Grandpa Li from the next bed.
Grandpa Li quickly took out his phone. “Hey, hey, hey! Little Lu, come here, come here. Look at my granddaughter.”
“Look at her arms, so strong. Look at this face, so festive!”
Lu Xing was already used to it.
Ever since he entered the hospital, this Grandpa Li had been persistently recommending his granddaughter to him.
Mm.
It feels like Grandpa Li’s persistence is much more tenacious than the cancer cells in his body.
He gets cursed at by Mr. Zhao Henmei every time, but every time, he dares to do it again next time!
Seeing Lu Xing not agreeing, Grandpa Li said, feigning anger, “You kid, do you think my granddaughter is fat?”
Lu Xing glanced at the phone album and cleared his throat.
As expected of an old man who has lived a few more years. He hasn’t lived in vain. He’s much more discerning than big silly Chun.
Grandpa Li quickly noticed that something was wrong.
He turned his head to look at the phone screen, then slammed the phone shut and locked the screen, laughing awkwardly.
“Aiya, how did my granddaughter’s photo disappear from my album?”
“Next time, I’ll show you next time.”
Lu Xing nodded with a smile.
Alright.
Then he would just pretend he hadn’t seen the photo of “Smile Allure” in Grandpa Li’s phone.
Zhao Henmei grabbed Lu Xing’s arm, pulled him to his side, and fiercely glared at Grandpa Li like a protective mother.
“Old man! Don’t corrupt my grandson! My good grandson still has to go to school. You’d better stop playing matchmaker here!”
Grandpa Li was speechless. “Come on, my granddaughter is so chubby and blessed. What do you know? You’re simply blind!”
Seeing the two of them start to fight again…
Lu Xing helplessly retreated to Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu’s side, put his arm around her shoulder, and said with a grin.
“Grandma, did you miss me?”
Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu couldn’t even be bothered to deal with the two fighting old men. She turned her head and straightened Lu Xing’s collar for him.
The years had left their ruthless marks on her face, but the kind and benevolent temperament on her body became more and more obvious with time.
“Don’t mind them. They fight eight hundred times a day.”
Although she said that, the smile on Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu’s face was unstoppable.
After all.
Compared to seeing Mr. Zhao Henmei lying half-dead in a hospital bed, she still preferred to see such a vibrant old man.
Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu reached out her hand. Lu Xing immediately squatted down and offered up his head.
Stroking her good grandson’s head, with the sound of her old husband’s vibrant cursing beside her, Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu was in a very good mood.
“I knew you were coming today, so I specially brought a tape measure. I heard people say it’s best to make new clothes for the children in the family during the college entrance exam. I’ll measure you in a bit.”
“We’re in better conditions now. Let’s make a few more sets, so my good boy will have all new clothes.”
While Mr. Zhao Henmei was bombarding Grandpa Li, he didn’t forget to spare a moment to say.
“Make me a set too!”
Mrs. Zhao Zhenzhu acted as if she were old and deaf.
Didn’t hear, didn’t hear.
Who are you?
I’m making clothes for my good boy. You can get as far away as you can!
Lu Xing smiled and nodded.
“Okay.”
…
Lu Xing went out of the hospital room for some air. Zhang Yue was also standing in the corridor.
Looking at Lu Xing, whom she had to look up to, Zhang Yue muttered angrily in a small voice.
“Why am I not 1.8 meters tall!”
Damn it!
Sooner or later, I’ll break the legs of all you long-legged people!
Lu Xing chuckled. “It’s not so bad. Aren’t you 166 cm? With shoes, you’re 170. With insoles, you’re 174. With a hairstyle, you’re 178. Round it up, and isn’t that 1.8 meters!”
Zhang Yue: ???
Damn it.
What a beast!
Zhang Yue glared at Lu Xing. She really felt that this kid was getting more and more amusing.
She didn’t know where he learned these tricks!
“Your grandpa can be discharged at the end of May. Are you going to stay in Haicheng for the summer vacation, or go back to your hometown?”
Actually, Zhang Yue was quite reluctant to part with Lu Xing.
After all, strictly speaking, she could be considered to have watched Lu Xing grow up.
Mm.
She should be considered Lu Xing’s mom-fan, right?
Lu Xing squinted his eyes, looked at the gradually darkening sky outside the window, and said with a smile.
“I want to travel around, wander around, and relax.”
Zhang Yue usually liked to look at scenery and stuff. She had a lot of research on this, so she asked.
“Have you decided where to go for your first stop?”
Lu Xing thought for a moment.
“I’m going to Tibet to see the golden mountain in the sunlight.”
Zhang Yue’s interest was piqued. “What, are you going on a pilgrimage?”
“I haven’t been there much, but my friend went and said the experience was good. It feels like you can see everything in perspective.”
Is that seeing things in perspective? That’s clearly a lack of oxygen in the brain!
Lu Xing smiled.
“The altitude there is high. I don’t know if it’s sacred or not, but I will definitely be short of oxygen.”
Once the brain is short of oxygen…
You don’t have time to think so much.
…
…
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him