Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
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- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
The word “whatever”.
From now on, it would become a nightmare, appearing in Lu Xing’s dreams at all hours.
It was too damn painful!
Before, although some of his clients were quite perverted, they could basically express their thoughts normally.
But Xia Yeshuang was different.
She was a die-hard tsundere!
She wants you to guess!
Lu Xing now finally understood why tsunderes were a nerfed build.
It was truly painful!
When I see a tsundere in an anime, I clap my hands in delight.
When I meet a tsundere in real life, I really want to run!
I want to run away, but I can’t escape~~~
(TL: Is bro singing on the job?)
Fortunately, Xia Yeshuang wasn’t too excessive, and finally, reluctantly agreed to the name “Big Sister Xia”.
However, at this point, another problem arose. Lu Xing asked with confusion.
“I think I’m a little older than you?”
Xia Yeshuang looked at him sideways. “You have a problem with it?”
“Nope!”
Damn it.
It was hard enough to get this little Goldie to agree. Lu Xing didn’t want to go looking for trouble!
Whatever.
Calling her big sister is fine.
When he gets the chance in the future, he’ll definitely make this little Goldie call him big brother!
But this top-tier restaurant’s food was delicious.
Lu Xing said with concern as he took big mouthfuls of food, “Big Sister Xia, why aren’t you eating?”
Xia Yeshuang propped her chin up boredly, swinging her legs on the piano bench.
“I’m on a diet.”
Huh?
“But you’re not fat.” Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
This little Goldie looks like she could be blown away by the wind at any moment. What the hell is she dieting for!
Xia Yeshuang was amused by Lu Xing’s reaction, her eyes curving into a smile, exceptionally cute.
“You wouldn’t understand girls’ matters even if I told you.”
Alright.
Lu Xing didn’t ask any more questions. He couldn’t influence any client’s decision; he could only obey.
So he just showed appropriate concern.
“Then I won’t make that congee tomorrow. Just having congee in the morning is too high in calories.”
“Don’t you dare!”
Xia Yeshuang instantly became alert, her almond-shaped eyes widening as she glared at Lu Xing.
Lu Xing cursed his mother in his heart.
He wanted to take the opportunity to get his “extra half-hour of sleep” trial card back, but it was rejected just like that.
Damn it!
“Big Sister Xia, you can have your family’s chef make you some breakfast suitable for dieting.”
“I don’t want to!”
Xia Yeshuang recalled the feeling of drinking the warm congee that morning.
People always awaken some of their Chinese DNA at the right time.
For example, suddenly falling in love with listening to opera, or suddenly falling in love with gold.
Before, Xia Yeshuang felt that just eating some Western-style food for breakfast was fine.
But after drinking the congee today, she still felt that a Chinese-style breakfast was more suited to her stomach!
So Wei Qingyu had been eating so well behind her back!
“I want to drink the congee you make!”
Lu Xing: …
If you don’t want to eat what your family chef makes, give it to me!
Damn it!
“Right.”
Xia Yeshuang saw the pen and paper Lu Xing had brought and suddenly remembered something.
“Your grades are pretty good, right?”
Lu Xing realized she was being serious, so he nodded.
“They’re okay. Barring any accidents, I should be able to get a score high enough for Haicheng University.”
Xia Yeshuang raised an eyebrow, not expecting Lu Xing to be so confident.
“Alright then.”
“I’ll be doing practice problems in the piano room at this time every day. If I have any questions, you can answer them for me anytime.”
“Okay.”
Lu Xing answered very readily. If he did nothing, he wouldn’t feel at ease taking this one hundred and fifty thousand.
Xia Yeshuang glanced at Lu Xing.
“Why do I feel like you just let out a sigh of relief?”
Lu Xing blinked his eyes.
“Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?”
Xia Yeshuang’s eyes were nimble. She glared at him. “Both.”
Alright.
Quite greedy.
Lu Xing said honestly.
“The lie is, I’m so happy to be in the same room with the beautiful Big Sister Xia.”
“The truth is, thank goodness Big Sister Xia is so inteligent and her grades are good. Otherwise, if you were dumb and I kept tutoring you, I’d end up in a vocational college myself.”
Xia Yeshuang was stunned for a moment, then let out a delicate laugh and scolded.
“You bastard!”
Xia Yeshuang suddenly felt that her days ahead would be very amusing.
…
Lu Xing and Xia Yeshuang returned to the classroom together.
Wei Qingyu looked up, her eyes dim, but Wang Zhenzhen’s words echoed in her mind.
“I like… Lu Xing?”
Wei Qingyu felt that Wang Zhenzhen’s conclusion was very unreliable because there was no theoretical basis to prove that she would fall in love with Lu Xing.
But Wang Zhenzhen had also said:
Love doesn’t need a reason.
The ideal type that everyone confidently talks about before falling in love will collapse with a bang when they meet that person!
Wang Zhenzhen said.
When you like someone, you’ll feel stuffy in your chest when you see them with someone else.
Wei Qingyu watched the scene of Lu Xing and Xia Yeshuang together.
A talented man and a beautiful woman, a good match.
She reached out and placed her hand lightly on her chest. “It seems to hurt a little?”
Wang Zhenzhen saw that Wei Qingyu seemed to be on the verge of an epiphany and instantly felt that her novels hadn’t been read in vain.
She had finally gotten through to this silly girl!
The next second
Wei Qingyu asked her with confusion.
“But I still don’t understand. Why would I like Lu Xing?”
Wei Qingyu’s expression became determined.
“Every mathematical formula has a theoretical basis. I must find the reason why I like Lu Xing.”
Wang Zhenzhen: …
Damn it.
She’s had an epiphany, but not a complete one!
Wang Zhenzhen was in despair.
Why the fuck does liking someone need a reason? Where are there so many reasons?!
Liking is just liking!
By the time you find a reason, Lu Xing and Xia Yeshuang’s kids will be crawling all over the damn floor!
Wang Zhenzhen couldn’t understand how Wei Qingyu had developed such a rigid and formal personality!
Sometimes, a heart flutters with just a sudden thump. Who can control their own hormones???
Numb.
Truly numb.
Wang Zhenzhen gave up on treatment.
She suspected that Wei Qingyu’s prenatal education was the Ten Thousand Whys, which was why this person had such a strong desire for knowledge!
Just bury her.
She really can’t save this girl. She deserves to be single!
In the eighteen years of Wei Qingyu’s life, everything that happened had a reason. She couldn’t accept principles that were beyond her control.
Therefore–
Wei Qingyu watched Lu Xing return to his seat and muttered in a low voice.
“Everything in the world has a reason. It’s impossible for there to be no reason for me to like you.”
She must find this reason!
She hated the feeling of losing control.
…
Afternoon, after school.
Li Dachun shouted loudly.
“All students participating in the sports meet, let’s go to the field to practice! There’s food and drinks, it’s great!”
“Yay!!!”
“Let’s go, let’s go! Today I’ll let you know what a reincarnated boss is!”
“Running 800 meters is a piece of cake! Let’s go eat ice cream!”
The class instantly boiled over.
Lu Xing had already made arrangements with Li Dachun. He gave him a wink and slipped away.
After a large group of people participating in the sports meet had left, the remaining people were still in the classroom for self-study.
Xia Yeshuang quietly glanced at Wei Qingyu. Mm, she’s doing practice problems.
Wei Qingyu secretly glanced at Xia Yeshuang. Mm, she’s playing on her phone.
An hour later.
Xia Yeshuang and Wei Qingyu met on the sports field, their eyes widening in surprise.
“What are you doing here!”
Wei Qingyu was silent for a moment, her gaze sweeping over the practicing contestants, and said calmly.
“The sports field is public property.”
So pretentious. Public property?
Xia Yeshuang wanted to laugh when she heard it. She lifted her head arrogantly and said mockingly.
“Aren’t you just here to find Lu Xing? Why make it sound so grand!”
Wei Qingyu was silent but did not deny it.
The two most beautiful girls in the entire school arrived at the sports field at the same time.
The contestants, who were originally a bit disheveled from the exercise, were instantly pumped with adrenaline.
Their backs no longer ached, their legs no longer hurt, they could jump high, and they could run!
Damn it!
Just now they were all pretending to be Lin Daiyu, and now they can uproot a weeping willow?!
(TL: Lin Daiyu is a famously frail and sickly character. Uprooting a willow is a feat of great strength from the novel Water Margin.)
Li Dachun felt like he was seeing countless peacocks on the sports field, all spreading their tails with all their might!
Xia Yeshuang glanced at the contestants at the starting line and asked Li Dachun impatiently.
“Where’s Lu Xing?”
Instantly.
Li Dachun saw everyone on the sports field droop their heads in unison, as if they were sweeping robots about to run out of battery. They were probably cursing Lu Xing in their hearts!
“Xing-xing is training at home. He said he has a treadmill there,” Li Dachun said seriously, his pocket still stuffed with the small snacks Lu Xing had given him.
Dachun has drifted for half his life, only regretting that he had not met a wise lord. If the lord does not abandon him, he is willing to worship Xing-xing as his adoptive father!
And adoptive father is a real sport, always bringing him some delicious imported snacks!
Delicious! Love to eat!
“What? He left without telling me?!”
Xia Yeshuang was instantly furious. She took out her phone and started bombarding Lu Xing with messages!
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him