Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
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Sunday night, Lu Xing returned to Haicheng by car.
Everything returned to normal.
A new week began.
Monday, the senior sister cosplayed as Sakurajima Mai. Pretty.
Tuesday, the senior sister cosplayed as Shiina Mahiru. Pretty.
Wednesday, the senior sister cosplayed as Kitagawa Marin. Pretty.
Thursday: “Lu Xing, oh Lu Xing, how can you be so depraved? You can’t just spend all your time looking at cosplay!”
Friday, the senior sister cosplayed as Elysia. Pretty.
Looking back at his week, Lu Xing was heartbroken, feeling deeply that he had wasted his precious time.
Meow~~~
Seeing Lu Xing paralyzed on the sofa, Xiaobai lightly jumped onto his stomach, circling a few times before nestling down.
Heh.
A cat offering itself up for pets. You’d be a bastard not to take advantage of that.
Hehe.
Kitty, kitty~~~
After Liu Qingqing finished washing the fruit in the kitchen, she walked out with a plate and immediately saw Lu Xing in this state.
She was still wearing Elysia’s outfit. The corners of her mouth lifted slightly, revealing her cute dimples. Holding a grape, she stood at the head of the sofa, leaned over him, and asked.
“Want a grape?”
“No.”
“I’ll peel it for you.”
“Then Yes.”
Liu Qingqing smiled.
After spending this time together, she had come to understand that Lu Xing had a personality that particularly despised trouble.
This trait even extended to his diet, he wouldn’t eat shrimp or crabs, refused fruits that needed peeling, and so on.
It wasn’t that he didn’t like them; he was simply too lazy to do the work.
Just like a child.
Liu Qingqing peeled a plump grape and held it to Lu Xing’s lips.
(TL: Who peels grapes? Like what even…)
“Open up.”
Lu Xing opened his mouth, and the sweet juice flooded his tongue.
“Spit out the seed.”
Liu Qingqing took out a tissue and held it near his mouth.
Lu Xing didn’t speak. He lay on the sofa, quietly staring at the girl in front of him.
He was feeling anxious.
Ever since the construction of the orphanage no longer required his constant worry, his entire being seemed to have lost its direction and its emotional spark.
Lu Xing was horrified to realize that he was even “acting” while around his grandparents.
What was real? What was fake?
He couldn’t tell anymore.
An isolated system inevitably moves from order to disorder.
Just as a house left vacant for too long falls into disrepair, or a phone lags after years of use, or a person eventually dies, even the boundless universe moves toward destruction, eventually turning into a silent, dead void.
Lu Xing was no fool.
He realized his mental state was on the verge of collapse. He wanted to save himself.
And so.
Lu Xing was desperate to find someone who could help him regain his ability to feel.
Perhaps it was despicable, but he was indeed using his senior sister to recover his perception.
Lu Xing could tell that she liked him.
All her flirtatious little tricks only worked because he was indulging her.
But he decided that if he truly felt an emotional spark for her, he would take responsibility.
Lu Xing thought to himself.
Perhaps overcoming the fear of feelings wasn’t so difficult after all?
He continued to pet the cat.
“Thanks.”
Liu Qingqing shook her head.
“It’s a small thing.”
She found the smooth progress of her “star-chasing” plan almost incredible.
The Lu Xing she had met over the phone had been so difficult to handle.
At the same time.
Liu Qingqing felt a “Sword of Damocles” hanging over her head.
Back then.
When she first met Lu Xing, they had introduced themselves.
She had been so shocked by his name and so scared in the moment that, without thinking, she had given him a fake name.
If they were just passing strangers, a fake name wouldn’t matter.
But now.
She had fallen for him.
The thought of this made her feel like she was reaping what she had sown.
Their atmosphere was so harmonious, their relationship so congenial.
But Liu Qingqing knew.
The secret of her name was a bomb hidden between them.
She couldn’t control it.
After much thought, she could only come up with one solution.
Start the relationship first, then deal with the confession later.
In the “Star Chasing Guide” Lu Xing had written back then, he had advised her not to use her body in exchange for feelings, but that was because he feared the man might be a scumbag.
But this man was Lu Xing.
Liu Qingqing’s gaze deepened, but her lips curled into a sweet smile.
‘I won’t let you go.’
And so.
With both Lu Xing and Liu Qingqing intentionally pushing forward, their relationship developed by leaps and bounds.
…
Sunday.
Lu Xing received an invitation from Gong Zhenbao, the head of operations at the Haicheng History Museum, inviting him for a visit.
The proposal Lu Xing had submitted back then hadn’t just won the cultural competition prize…
The products the museum created based on his ideas had completely sold out!
Countless visitors flocked in, and influencers of all sizes arrived in a steady stream.
The Haicheng History Museum was quite loyal.
They didn’t hide his contribution, stating directly that the product line was planned by the “Super Invincible Cosmic Berserk Cool and Dazzling Little Prince of Wood Carving.”
Because of this, Lu Xing’s wood-carving account gained a massive wave of new fans. His private messages were flooded with other museums seeking cooperation.
Taking this opportunity, Lu Xing immediately registered a studio.
Even though the studio only consisted of him… the name was there, making it look formal.
Since he didn’t have much free time, he was picky. Aside from the Haicheng History Museum, he chose only one other museum from another province to work with.
Unexpectedly.
His selective approach was interpreted as him “cherishing his feathers.” Consequently, his studio’s reputation in the industry became even more prestigious.
Alright.
Lu Xing felt that life was strange. It was a classic case of “an unintentional willow growing into a shade.”
(TL: An unintentional willow grows into a shade (无心插柳柳成荫): A Chinese proverb meaning that sometimes things you do without much expectation end up being wildly successful.)
“Senior sister, are you ready?”
Lu Xing was cuddling Xiaobai in his arms.
He was headed to the museum today. When she heard about it, she raised her hand, insisting on coming along.
“I’m ready!”
Liu Qingqing pushed open the bedroom door and stepped out, twirling lightly.
“Do I look beautiful?”
Lu Xing looked at her seriously.
Her pink hair had slowly faded to a pinkish-white, so she had straightened it.
The blush on her cheeks was just right, sweet and alluring. The most beautiful confession in the world is nothing more than a girl’s blushing face.
Today, she wore a white slip dress. Her shoulder-length hair made her collarbones look even whiter and more delicate.
“You look beautiful.”
Lu Xing gave a sincere evaluation.
“Objectively beautiful.”
Liu Qingqing’s eyes curved into a smile. “Objectively beautiful? What kind of evaluation is that?”
Lu Xing spread his hands as he changed his shoes. “It means that even if a person doesn’t fit my specific aesthetic taste, their beauty is an objective fact. Even if I don’t personally like it, I have to admit they are beautiful.”
“Then what type is your aesthetic taste?”
Liu Qingqing picked up Xiaobai and kissed the cat.
Hehe.
Lu Xing had kissed Xiaobai.
Now she had kissed Xiaobai.
So.
Lu Xing had indirectly kissed her.
According to the formula it’s a win!
Confronted with her question, Lu Xing thought back. Most women he had dealt with were clients. He said:
“If I like her, she fits my aesthetic. If I don’t, she doesn’t.”
Liu Qingqing gave him a sideways glance. “Are you just messing with me?”
Lu Xing noticed the ID card in her hand and waved her off.
“No need for that. Uncle Gong said admission is free, and anyone I bring gets in for free too.”
If he had to pay for a visit, he wouldn’t even go!
Liu Qingqing froze, a cold sweat breaking out. She quickly glanced at the ID card in her hand.
Seeing that Lu Xing had only seen the back of it, she let out a long sigh of relief.
“Okay! Thank you, the great Mr. Lu, for taking me out to play!”
Lu Xing smiled, but then he recalled the back of the ID card. It looked different from his own.
“Are you from Taiwan?”
“That’s right.” Liu Qingqing said with a smile, “So the back of my ID card says ‘Taiwan Resident Residence Permit’.”
She changed her shoes, looked at Lu Xing, who was lost in thought, and said with a soft smile.
“Yay, thank you, the great Mr. Lu, for taking me out to play!”
“Does my accent have the right ‘flavor’ now?”
(TL: I guess she is speaking using her Taiwanese accent here.)
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- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
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- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
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- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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