Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
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- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
“I’ll lean on you.”
Lu Xing thought for a few seconds and quickly made his choice.
‘A fragrant and soft boy must protect his body when out in the world (heart gesture)(?).’
“Alright.”
Liu Qingqing gave Lu Xing a deep, searching look from head to toe; this guy was even more tsundere than she had imagined.
At this time, the staff member standing nearby was already stuffed full of “dog food.”
Seeing that the two had finished discussing, he spoke up quickly.
“Okay, please sit on the air cushion, you two.”
His tone was so urgent and his attitude so pressing that Lu Xing glanced at him several times with a strange look on his face.
Unaware, Liu Qingqing got onto the air cushion first, her two legs resting on either side—tender, white, and soft, like frost and snow.
She patted the air cushion excitedly, her small hands waving at Lu Xing as if they were fitted with motors.
“Come on, come on!”
“Coming.”
Lu Xing sat down gingerly in the front position of the air cushion.
However, he didn’t lean back completely. Instead, he gripped the handles on both sides, maintaining some distance from his senior.
‘One must still have a sense of boundaries,’ Lu Xing thought.
But in the next second.
The senior began to lose her sense of boundaries; her calves rested naturally and vividly right on his thighs.
“Alright, are you two ready? Here it comes!”
There was a hint of joy in the staff member’s tone.
Lu Xing kept feeling that something was off. When he looked up and saw the staff member’s eyes flickering with an eager light…
He pondered for a moment and suddenly asked.
“Brother, is it pretty satisfying to work here?”
The staff member scratched his head in confusion.
“What do you mean?”
Lu Xing smiled and said naturally, “When you see lovey-dovey couples, you can just kick both the people and the air cushion straight down.”
Staff member: ……
‘Oh no! You figured it out!’
Silence was the best answer; the staff member’s defenses directly shattered.
‘Man, I’m working hard here, and you young couples are just being all lovey-dovey.’
‘What’s wrong with me giving you a kick?!’
The staff member shed the angry tears of a single dog.
Liu Qingqing didn’t pay any attention to what Lu Xing was muttering to the staff member.
When you like someone, you often get lost in thought just by looking at their face.
Liu Qingqing felt that Lu Xing seemed a bit tense, so she pressed down on his shoulders and leaned into his ear, whispering.
“It’s real, you can lean on it.”
Lu-who-suddenly-fell-into-a-patch-of-softness Xing immediately fell into silence.
‘It’s quite comfortable; is that something I’m allowed to say?’
Lu Xing started to sit up a bit, but the senior directly wrapped her arms around his neck, threatening him with her cute “moe” face.
“Don’t move!”
The staff member was almost getting “red-eye disease” from envy, but since Lu Xing had just pointed out his true inner thoughts, he didn’t dare to kick them.
He just wanted to get rid of this “dog couple” as quickly as possible, so he said rapidly.
“Is that enough? Is that enough? Is that enough? Is that enough? Is that enough?”
“Wait.”
Lu Xing, nestled in the “gentle village,” looked at the staff member who was about to bend over to push the cushion and said considerately.
“Some people catch the breeze, some people are loved, and some people are like dogs by the roadside getting kicked again and again.”
“Brother, I understand your heart is hurting. Go ahead and kick.”
The staff member felt as if he had eaten “Nine-Turn Large Intestine”; he nearly ground his back teeth to dust.
(TL: A reference to a famous viral culinary show clip where a chef purposefully left “waste” in the intestine to preserve its “original flavor,” leading to a hilarious reaction from the judge. It represents something that is difficult to swallow or infuriating.)
“Are those words a human being would say?”
‘Workplace injury! This is absolutely a workplace injury!’
He angrily wanted to find the boss to demand compensation for the mental trauma, but then he suddenly remembered he was just a summer worker and didn’t have social insurance or a housing fund.
Wuu wuu.
‘Even sadder now.’
In a fit of rage, the staff member… stayed enraged, but he still didn’t dare to kick. He carefully pushed the air cushion down.
Watching the pair cheering, the staff member stood with his hands on his hips.
“Hmph, actually quite sweet.”
…
Afterward, the two played a few more water rides, feeling cool and happy.
When they went to the storage area to retrieve their belongings, Liu Qingqing stood on her tiptoes to touch Lu Xing’s forehead, then touched her own.
Hmm?
Lu Xing stopped what he was doing and stood still to let her touch him, though he still asked in confusion.
“What’s wrong? I don’t have a fever.”
“You say that now.”
Liu Qingqing poked Lu Xing’s shoulder and said worriedly, “Why did you have to hold me when we were on the Flume Ride just now?”
The raincoat had been torn off by an unethical passenger in the back seat, and that passenger’s raincoat had been torn off by the unethical passenger behind them, and so on.
The main theme was: ‘Since I got rained on, I’m going to tear all your umbrellas to shreds.’
However, after the Flume Ride started, Lu Xing had protected her in his arms the whole time, even covering her ears with his hands to prevent water from entering.
After that series of operations, she felt that Lu Xing must have been hit by a lot of water.
“I’m worried you’ll catch a cold. You need to be careful with summer colds and fevers too,” Liu Qingqing said righteously.
Lu Xing laughed and rubbed her small head.
“My body is top-notch. You should worry more about your own ‘crispy’ body, Miss Shut-in.”
“I’m not a shut-in! I’m just an ACG enthusiast!”
The senior solemnly clarified for herself, her cheeks puffing out with anger.
Lu Xing couldn’t help but poke her, causing her to lose her composure instantly. She burst out laughing, revealing her dimples.
Alright.
Lu Xing also smiled; he knew the senior had a heavy “idol burden.”
Actually, it wasn’t that she had a heavy idol burden; it was just that everyone wants to look a bit better in front of the person they like.
If the water had splashed all over her face just now and her makeup had come off, wouldn’t she have been crying for days?
But then again…
Lu Xing glanced at the makeup on her face.
The bad news: The makeup still came off.
The good news: It was all gone. She was bare-faced now.
The senior had a “moe” look; she wasn’t called “Big-Eyed Cub” for nothing. Even with her makeup gone, she was still cute and soft.
A flash of inspiration hit Lu Xing.
‘In the future, if anyone wants to see their date’s bare face but is too embarrassed to ask, they can just bring them to a water park.’
“What are we eating later?”
The senior stopped being angry after a while and began to ask for Lu Xing’s opinion.
Lu Xing thought for a moment, slung his black shoulder bag on, and put his hands in his pockets.
“French cuisine, I guess.”
Ah?
Liu Qingqing was stunned. In her dining plans, there really wasn’t an option for French cuisine.
Seeing her dazed look, Lu Xing intentionally said, “There isn’t any?”
Liu Qingqing clearly felt her planning was inadequate and shook her head apologetically.
“Sorry, I didn’t think of that.”
Lu Xing was very magnanimous and waved his hand.
“If there isn’t any, then forget it. Luckily, I brought a classic French meal with me.”
He unzipped his shoulder bag, pulled something out, and stuffed it into her hand. With a flick of his sleeve, he turned and left.
Hmm?
Liu Qingqing looked down in confusion and saw the classic French meal in her hand.
Panpan French Small Bread.
Liu Qingqing: ……
“Lu Xing!”
“You’re teasing me again!”
Seeing her waving her fists, about to hit him, Lu Xing ran off, saying, “Aiya, look, anxious again.”
“If you don’t like French cuisine, I have other things! I also have a royal Swiss dessert!”
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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