Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
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Office.
“I don’t know blah blah blah, those two blah blah blah, and then blah blah blah, and finally had no choice but to blah blah blah…”
Lu Xing drew some inspiration from those rumors.
He spoke nonstop in the office for five minutes, a half-true, half-false history of a wealthy family’s struggles.
He spoke so well that a few teachers in the office stopped writing, their ears perked up, secretly listening in!
Li Juanfang was Hard-CCed for five minutes, her mouth agape, unable to say a single word.
(TL: “Hard-CCed” is gaming slang for being crowd-controlled or stunned.)
“You mean, Xia Yeshuang and Wei Qingyu have been at odds since they were young, competing in everything, so you became the victim in the middle?”
After listening for a long time, this was the only sentence Li Juanfang could summarize.
Lu Xing immediately nodded.
“Yes! Teacher, I want to improve so much, I want to study so much. I really don’t understand the grudges of these wealthy families!”
Li Juanfang’s head was spinning from Lu Xing’s words. She felt there was a hint of truth in the midst of the absurdity.
Given Xia Yeshuang’s personality, she might really not be able to stand Wei Qingyu.
And Lu Xing was an orphan with no family support.
If he was caught in the dispute between two young ladies, what could he do?
In an instant, Li Juanfang figured it out. She said comfortingly.
“Alright, alright, I understand. I called you here just to ask about the situation, I have no other intentions.”
“The mock exams are coming up soon. You should review well. Qingyu and Yeshuang’s families are well-off. Even if they don’t study, they have a safety net.”
“You’re different. You can only rely on yourself. Grit your teeth and persevere for these few months.”
Li Juanfang began to preach her old chicken soup for the soul again.
Although her words were not pleasant to hear, they were all facts, so Lu Xing had no dissatisfaction.
Lu Xing put on an inspired look, giving Li Juanfang enough emotional value, and said with full energy.
“Thank you, teacher!”
“I will definitely work hard! I will definitely improve in the next mock exam!”
Li Juanfang felt much better in her heart and let Lu Xing go.
The office door closed, and a few teachers couldn’t help but joke.
“It would be a pity if this student of yours doesn’t become a crosstalk comedian in the future.”
“Hahaha, I was completely mesmerized just now, more exciting than listening to a novel. He speaks with such eloquence.”
“We really can’t manage this matter. Lu Xing has no money or power. Are the two young ladies using him as cannon fodder in their fight?”
“Sigh, what can we do? Everyone has their own fate.”
After that conversation in the office, Li Juanfang no longer pursued the matter.
It made Hu Zhongzhong so anxious he started picking at his mouth till it was sore!
Lu Xing, on the other hand, was not affected at all.
Not only did he escape from Demon Lord Li’s clutches unscathed, but he could also calmly continue to tutor Xia Yeshuang.
His mental fortitude was so strong that Li Dachun couldn’t help but exclaim, “Awesome!”
…
In the blink of an eye, it was Saturday.
Early in the morning, Lu Xing knocked on the door of Song Junzhu’s villa. No one opened the door.
“Eh? Where is she?”
Lu Xing called Song Junzhu again, but still couldn’t get through.
“This psycho didn’t get wasted on wine last night, did she?”
The thought of this possibility made Lu Xing immediately push the door open and go in.
Although Song Junzhu was a moody psycho, he didn’t want his client to really go to the afterlife!
Lu Xing walked into the living room, confused.
He saw the figure of Song Junzhu in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.
She stood by the window, looking at the scenery. She was wearing a bathrobe and was on the phone.
“The university has already sent me an offer. Sun Ainan is at that school. I’m going to ask him personally, to see if he’s found that damn true love…”
Lu Xing overheard a little of the conversation and was overjoyed!
Sun Ainan was the guy who had run away from his engagement with Song Junzhu, fled abroad, and said he was going to find his true love.
And now, what Song Junzhu meant was…
She was going to take up a position at Sun Ainan’s university abroad and then properly wear him down!
She also said on the phone that she would be leaving the country at the end of this summer vacation.
Yes!
Lu Xing retreated to the villa’s entrance, so excited he could have performed a set of military calisthenics!
“I can go to Haicheng University!”
He had always been conflicted about whether to apply to Haicheng University.
Because Song Junzhu was a professor at Haicheng University, he was afraid that if they met at school in the future, it would cause more trouble.
But now it’s different!
Now Song Junzhu is going abroad! Going abroad!
The kind of going abroad where, besides taking a plane, the only way back is to swim across the Pacific!
“God, I’m willing to call you Grandpa now!”
Lu Xing instantly felt that the air was fresher. Everything he saw was pleasing to the eye.
If his other clients brought him mental damage…
Then Song Junzhu brought him mental damage + physical damage.
So good.
Song Junzhu is leaving, hehe.
The smile on Lu Xing’s lips was unstoppable. At this moment, the villa door opened.
Song Junzhu suddenly met Lu Xing’s brilliant smile. Her expression instantly relaxed a lot. She thought:
He loves me so much.
Even after being left at the door for so long, he’s not angry at all and is even smiling so happily.
Song Junzhu lovingly caressed Lu Xing’s face.
“How long have you been waiting? Come in.”
Lu Xing now looked at Song Junzhu like a game character whose progress bar was about to be filled. His tolerance for her was extremely high!
“I haven’t been waiting long. This is what I should do.”
Song Junzhu let out a slight sigh.
A secret crush is truly a humble thing. Thankfully, the one he has a crush on is a good person like me.
…
After dinner
Lu Xing happily hummed a song while washing the dishes.
Song Junzhu was originally sitting on the sofa reading a document, but hearing the singing, she looked at Lu Xing with confusion.
“Are you very happy today?”
Lu Xing paused. His brain spun rapidly, and he quickly said.
“I thought tonight’s dinner was delicious. Eating good food makes me very happy.”
Song Junzhu understood.
He loves me so much.
Didn’t I just serve him a few dishes during dinner tonight? And he’s this happy?
After cleaning up the kitchen, the sky was getting dark.
Lu Xing glanced at Song Junzhu.
She was comfortably nestled on the sofa by the floor-to-ceiling window, reading a book.
Her long hair cascaded down like a waterfall, but the glasses on her nose diluted some of her lazy feeling.
Lu Xing glanced at the cover of the book.
Alright.
A French novel titled Les Misérables.
(ED: “Les Misérables” is a renowned French historical novel by Victor Hugo, published in 1862, and also a popular musical adaptation. The story centers on Jean Valjean, a man struggling for redemption amidst social injustice in 19th-century France. The novel explores themes of love, loss, justice, and revolution)
Can’t understand it, can’t understand it.
Seeing that it was getting late, it was time to start the routine.
Lu Xing went into the dressing room.
He changed into the maid outfit and collar, picked up the box full of torture instruments, took a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet, thought for a moment, and then took a wine glass.
After preparing all this, Lu Xing looked in the mirror.
“Just bear with it. She can have her miserable world, but my brave new world is coming!”
Song Junzhu suddenly heard no movement from Lu Xing. She tilted her head back on the sofa, wanting to see where he had gone.
The next second.
Lu Xing came out of the dressing room and slowly walked up to her.
“Professor Song, would you like some wine?”
Song Junzhu looked at his outfit, her heart feeling like it was being pricked by a needle. She scolded angrily.
“What are you doing!”
Lu Xing looked at her with confusion, wondering what kind of new madness this psycho was having.
“Professor Song, isn’t this what you requested before?”
Song Junzhu suddenly fell silent.
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him