Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
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- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
“Please don’t play any games, Professor Song.”
Before he reached the mansion, Lu Xing, ever the pragmatist, offered a prayer to the heavens.
“Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Jesus, anyone will do, as long as it works. Please just bless me today.”
He was truly afraid that Professor Song might pull more of her “fancy tricks.” Two visits ago, she had asked him to hit her. Last time, it was a yacht and fireworks.
Professor Song was like a child who knew she had done something wrong. She wanted to make up for it because of her guilty conscience, but since she had no experience, she kept hitting a wall.
“But what does that have to do with me?”
Lu Xing entered the courtyard but did not see Song Junzhu anywhere.
Compared to his last visit, there was a new swing in the courtyard, swaying in the gentle breeze. The courtyard was becoming more lively by the day.
Lu Xing glanced at the swing, thinking that Professor Song was actually quite a “girly girl” now.
He opened the door and entered the house. The interior was silent.
When he saw the scene in the spacious living room, Lu Xing was stunned. He even wondered for a moment if he was still in the country.
“Huh?”
“Was this place robbed?”
“This isn’t America. It can’t be a shooting every day, right?”
(TL: America catching strays.)
On the table in the middle of the room sat a computer in sleep mode. Next to the computer were teetering stacks of documents and books.
Various papers were scattered across the carpet, and there were even several massive volumes piled up.
The entire living room looked like it had been ransacked, but the chaos was filled with the power of knowledge!
Lu Xing took two steps closer, weighed a thick book in his hand, and murmured.
“Who said a scholar is useless?”
“These books could kill a person just by smashing them!”
Finding no sign of Professor Song, Lu Xing went to the table and prepared to pick up the books that had fallen on the floor.
He touched one book and stopped.
“This doesn’t feel right.”
Lu Xing gave it a couple of squeezes.
“Mmm…”
A muffled hum came from the pile of books. Lu Xing’s scalp tingled.
Holy f*ck!
Lu Xing immediately pushed aside the messy stacks and finally saw the person lying quietly on the carpet.
The saying “There is a beauty like jade in the books” was clearly no lie.
Song Junzhu’s eyes were tightly closed in fatigue. Her fair skin made the dark circles under her eyes from staying up late look even more prominent.
Her brow was furrowed and her thin lips were tightly pursed. The silk pajama shorts she was wearing were decorated with a circle of intricate lace. Her two long legs were pressed together, and there were a few bruises on her fair, slender skin.
Unaware of her surroundings, Song Junzhu had buried her face in the pile of books. A strand of dark curly hair fell on her chest, trembling with the rhythm of her breathing.
Lu Xing couldn’t hold back his thoughts.
“Are you using this to test a cadre?”
Lu Xing glanced at the documents on the table. On the computer was a piece of paper filled with formulas and numbers. The writing really looked like the sheet music on Xia Yeshuang’s piano.
He couldn’t imagine how many all nighters this Professor Song had pulled.
“A person who is more outstanding than me is also working harder than me. Then what is the point of me working hard?”
“I might as well just give up!”
(TL: 开摆 (kāi bǎi) is slang for “letting it rot” or giving up.)
Even as he said that, Lu Xing still went to find the first aid kit. He realized the bruises on Professor Song’s legs were likely from being hit by the falling books.
Plop.
A book on the table finally lost its balance. After teetering for a long time, it fell heavily to the ground.
“Ugh…”
Lu Xing looked at Song Junzhu in shock.
“I think I know where the bruises on your legs came from.”
Lu Xing immediately walked to the table and started tidying up the documents and books.
“Sis, you might be sleeping well, but your ancestor’s head is about to be smashed into the floor.”
It was a close call that no thick books had fallen on Song Junzhu’s head. Books are truly an excellent murder weapon. You can smash someone’s head or use the sharp pages to cut a hand.
As Lu Xing tidied up the materials, various memes flew through his mind. He found that amusing oneself was a useful skill.
“Hmph, hmph, hmph…”
After clearing the desktop, Lu Xing began to bend down to tidy up the books around Song Junzhu.
There were books on her waist, on her arms, and even under her neck as a pillow. She really looked like a fairy who had popped out of a book.
Lu Xing fell into deep thought.
[Question: Should I move Song Junzhu to the bedroom?]
[Answer: This carpet costs six figures, which is more advanced than an ordinary mattress. There is no discomfort in lying on it. Also, Song Junzhu is a light sleeper. If someone like her is disturbed, she will only fall into a frenzy.]
In summary.
“Just let her sleep like this.”
Hehe.
He didn’t have to carry Song Junzhu to the bedroom like a princess.
“Saved some effort again, bro.”
Lu Xing adjusted the indoor temperature, then took a blanket and gently placed it over Song Junzhu’s navel.
Covering the navel was his only persistence.
After doing all this, Lu Xing took a test paper and sat on the rocking chair by the floor to ceiling window to start writing.
About an hour and a half later.
Lu Xing noticed that Song Junzhu subconsciously moved her leg, so he immediately got up to pour water.
“Mmm…”
Song Junzhu slowly opened her eyes and stared blankly at the expensive chandelier.
Brain loading…
“How did I fall asleep here?”
After her brain restarted, the first thing Song Junzhu did was look for her glasses.
“Here.”
A gentle voice sounded, and then a pair of gold rimmed glasses was in Song Junzhu’s palm.
“Good morning, Professor Song.”
Song Junzhu looked up and saw the gentleness in Lu Xing’s eyes, along with the honey water on the table which was at the perfect temperature.
As if infected by his mood, she also subconsciously curved her lips.
“Good morning.”
It was strange. So strange.
Song Junzhu sat on the carpet, hugging her two long, fair legs, holding the honey water and drinking it in small sips.
Looking at her like this, Lu Xing felt like a saint who had successfully enlightened all living beings. The “psycho” Professor Song had been reformed by him into this obedient version.
Lu Xing wiped non existent tears from the corners of his eyes, feeling moved.
Taming a mad dog was truly exhausting. He could finally live a good life.
Seeing Song Junzhu drinking water, Lu Xing brought the first aid kit over and sat beside her.
“Professor Song, stretch out your leg.”
“Huh?”
Song Junzhu was taken aback, her stunning peach blossom eyes filled with a daze, but she still stretched out one leg.
Lu Xing laughed with exasperation.
[Good news: Professor Song has been reformed.]
[Bad news: Her IQ has also dropped.]
“The other leg, Professor Song. Your leg was bruised by the books.”
“Oh.”
Song Junzhu’s ears turned bright red. She stretched out her other leg and placed it in Lu Xing’s hand.
On the surface, she was calm, but her hand was tightly gripping the carpet.
Lu Xing held her ankle to steady it and skillfully treated the wound. At the same time, he chatted to relieve her nervousness.
“Professor Song, you should at least lie on the sofa next time. I saw a book fall from the table just now. It sounded painful…”
Listening to his chattering, Song Junzhu stared at his lips. She didn’t hear a single word he was saying.
“I am not usually like this. The project in the capital is stalled. I have to go and analyze where the problem is.”
Song Junzhu saw that Lu Xing looked genuinely worried. Although she didn’t know if his concern was real or fake, she explained anyway.
Lu Xing nodded in understanding. He never thought Song Junzhu was just a “vase.” Although Psycho Song was ruthless to others, she was even more ruthless to herself.
“There is a problem with the project. My flight is tomorrow night. I have to go back to the capital.”
Song Junzhu continued her report to Lu Xing. She should have left a long time ago, but these last two days were a rare opportunity to spend time with him.
She couldn’t bear to leave. So she had raced against time, forcing herself to work just to have this moment with Lu Xing.
Lu Xing immediately replied.
“I will see you off at the airport.”
Song Junzhu let out a laugh, her eyes tracing Lu Xing’s face.
“You can’t even drive. What is the point of you seeing me off?”
[Alert!]
If you immediately say “Then I won’t go,” then congratulations. You are OUT!
Lu Xing said sincerely.
“I don’t know how long you will be gone. We might not see each other for a long time. Let me see you off. I can always take a taxi back.”
Hehe. And by the way, he could subtly find out how long Song Junzhu would be gone!
Hearing Lu Xing’s words, Song Junzhu was taken aback, her peach blossom eyes sparkling.
“Okay. We will go by car. I will have someone send you back.”
Lu Xing nodded obediently. Yes! Saved another taxi fare. Awesome!
Song Junzhu spoke again.
“I don’t know how long I will be gone.”
“The property management knows you. I have told them. You can live in this house anytime. The environment here is very good and safe.”
“I will be far away in the capital. If you have any problems, I might not be able to manage them.”
“I have a friend in Haicheng who is a doctor. You can go to her directly if you have any trouble.”
Song Junzhu chattered on, afraid she had forgotten something. In Haicheng, the person she trusted most was Zhang Yue. She felt at ease entrusting Lu Xing to her.
“That friend of mine is a very good person. Do you want to meet her and get to know her?”
…
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- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
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- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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