Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
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Luxury Goods Store
In an exquisitely decorated private room, models walked one by one in front of Song Junzhu, wearing this season’s clothes.
“Yueyue, this dress suits you very well. Yueyue?”
Song Junzhu called Zhang Yue’s name several times with no reply.
She turned her head to look.
She only saw Zhang Yue’s face, full of deep-seated bitterness. She looked like she could be the mother of the Evil Sword Immortal.
Song Junzhu asked with confusion, “What’s wrong?”
Zhang Yue slapped the armrest of the sofa miserably and said, aggrieved.
“I got another complaint!”
Huh?
Song Junzhu pushed up the glasses on her nose and asked with great interest.
“Tell me more?”
Zhang Yue gritted her teeth and said,
“There was a patient who’s a matchmaker. She insisted on introducing me to someone, and said he had a government job. After asking carefully, it turns out he had been eating the nation’s rice for about ten years and was just released!”
(TL: “Eating the nation’s rice” is a euphemism for being in prison.)
“And that matchmaker patient even said this person has already reformed and will definitely not go on a random killing spree again!”
Pfft!
The first syllable of a laugh just came out before Song Junzhu immediately pursed her lips, forcing a serious expression as she explained.
“You know, my threshold for humor is very high. I don’t usually laugh.”
Zhang Yue rolled her eyes.
“Just laugh if you want to. Don’t hold it in and make yourself sick. You have a little wolf dog you’re not even using, you can’t even let yourself laugh?”
She truly felt that Song Junzhu was a marvel.
Spending a fortune to keep a little wolf dog, and then not even using him? Playing with pure love over here?
At the mention of Lu Xing, Song Junzhu’s expression softened a lot.
“Research shows that if your brain is full of dirty thoughts, your reaction time will slow down.”
Zhang Yue didn’t believe it for a second.
This was completely Song Junzhu’s trick to change the subject.
Heh, this big sister saw right through it!
“Hey, let me see what your little wolf dog looks like.” Zhang Yue suddenly became interested.
Song Junzhu was going abroad in June, and she still hadn’t seen what the little wolf dog Song Junzhu was keeping looked like.
This question from Zhang Yue directly stumped Song Junzhu. She said hesitantly.
“He and I… don’t have any photos.”
That’s right!
Thinking about it carefully, it seems she and Lu Xing don’t have any photos together.
Zhang Yue nodded.
“It’s best if you don’t. But before you go abroad for the summer vacation, remember to check that duck’s phone to see if he has secretly taken any photos of you.”
One should not have the heart to harm others, but one must not be without the heart to guard against others!
Zhang Yue looked at Song Junzhu’s stunning and exquisite face and felt that her worry was very reasonable.
“You’re right.”
Song Junzhu muttered and nodded, but her mind was completely on another matter.
Lu Xing loves her so much.
He must really want a photo with her, right?
She’s not some kind of devil. It’s not like she can’t even satisfy such a small wish for Lu Xing.
Anyway, she’s going abroad for the summer vacation. It’s better to leave Lu Xing with something to remember her by.
After all, there’s no crime in liking someone.
After looking at clothes and accessories for a while longer, Zhang Yue got a little bored and said,
“It’s about time. Let’s go to the theater.”
Song Junzhu nodded. After thinking for a moment, she sent out a message.
Ding—
On the way to pick up Nannan, Lu Xing’s phone rang.
【Song Junzhu 27-year-old Psycho】: Before Saturday, select a good camera and you must master the skill of taking photos. The cost will be reimbursed.
Lu Xing was confused.
No, what kind of madness has this psycho come up with now?
Regarding the client’s needs, ask less and do more. This is the professional quality of a professional simp. So Lu Xing immediately replied.
【Lu Xing】: OK, I will work hard to practice my photography skills! By the way, Professor Song, what is the spending limit?
【Song Junzhu 27-year-old Psycho】: Unlimited
How much?
Unlimited?!
Holy f*ck!
Lu Xing was shocked. Is this the world of the rich?
Lu Xing silently shed the tears of a country dog.
His defenses were broken.
So broken!
So broken that he wanted to go crazy, wanted to run wild, wanted to punch an asteroid to pieces!
“What’s wrong?”
Noticing that Lu Xing seemed a little off, Wen Lingxiu, who was driving, asked.
Lu Xing immediately lifted his head, looked at Wen Lingxiu with a gentle smile, and said.
“I was thinking what a pity it is. This is the first time I’m sitting in CEO Wen’s passenger seat. I should have taken a photo to commemorate it.”
“Later, I’ll make a whole photo album to record our CEO Wen’s small progress every day!”
Wen Lingxiu’s heart warmed, and she couldn’t help but feel a little wistful.
Human cubs are always lovable in their early years, always accompanied by attention and care. But as people get older, the care they receive becomes less and less, gradually submerged in the vast sea of humanity.
When a person is about to die, the care returns to them.
Now, Wen Lingxiu was in this middle stage. Everyone was relying on her, everyone thought she was omnipotent.
But when Lu Xing suddenly said this, Wen Lingxiu had a strange feeling.
It was as if…
As if she were still a little child.
Someone cared for her, someone cherished her, someone would record every little bit of her growth!
Wen Lingxiu curved her lips, her voice soft and gentle as she said.
“It’s not like this is the last time I’ll let you sit in the passenger seat. There’s a camera at home. You can use it if you want.”
“Okay! I will work hard to practice my photography skills!”
Lu Xing replied cheerfully, but his eyes held an indescribable look.
Hiss.
Using Wen Lingxiu’s camera, having Wen Lingxiu as a model, but the purpose is to practice skills to take photos for Song Junzhu?
Emmm…
Whatever!
To learn is to earn. I’m learning another skill!
Awesome!
…
Ever since she found out that the family of three was going to watch a performance together today, Nannan had been excited since last night.
When she saw Lu Xing and Wen Lingxiu picking her up from school together, Nannan ran towards them cheerfully on her short little legs.
“Daddy, Mommy!!!”
“Wuhu! Did Nannan have a happy day at kindergarten today?!”
Lu Xing pinched Nannan’s waist and placed the little doll on his neck.
Nannan giggled excitedly. “Fly high! Fly high!”
Wen Lingxiu stood beside the father and daughter, gently and gracefully saying goodbye to the teacher.
Watching the back of the family of three leaving, the teacher couldn’t help but exclaim elegantly.
“Damn it! How are they so well-matched! Holy f*ck!”
“Cursing, minus three points.”
“Hehe, you can deduct my points, but you can’t deduct my passion for shipping CPs!”
“Arguing, minus another three points!”
“I was wrong, I was really wrong. Big brother, your little brother worships you. Please don’t deduct anymore, boo-hoo~”
…
“Hehe, hehehaha, oh oh, so high, Daddy!”
Nannan sat on Lu Xing’s neck, experiencing a height she had never experienced before, full of novelty.
Wen Lingxiu was worried that Lu Xing would get tired, so she said.
“Nannan, come down and walk by yourself.”
Nannan’s little hand touched Lu Xing’s head. Although she was a little reluctant, she still said,
“Thank you for your hard work, Daddy! Put Nannan down.”
Lu Xing held Nannan’s arm tightly to prevent her from falling and showed Wen Lingxiu a brilliant smile with his white teeth.
“She’s not heavy. Completely OK!”
“Besides, let alone Nannan, I could carry you without any pressure!”
His smile was too brilliant and too dazzling.
Wen Lingxiu wanted to smile along but felt it was too frivolous. She could only give Lu Xing a powerless, playful glare.
“Nonsense.”
…
(ED: Look this is full of crime. Don’t exploit literal kids guys. LX was a kid when this all started.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him