“Eh?”

“Ah!”

At the theater’s ticket checkpoint.

A young man, like a cannonball, rushed out from inside. Unable to stop, he slammed headfirst into Lu Xing’s chest with a thud!

Lu Xing was startled. Just as the young man was about to fall, he quickly grabbed his arm!

With a gentle pull…

The young man, who was preparing to kiss the ground, stood up steadily!

Seeing the young man still looking dazed and not having reacted yet, Lu Xing rubbed his chest and advised.

“Run a little slower. There are a lot of people in the theater. You could get hurt like this.”

Damn it.

Lu Xing thought, thankfully his chest was real.

Otherwise, with this brute’s endless bull-like strength, wouldn’t he have been hit hard enough to cause a Big Bang? 

(TL: This is a joke about Women with breast implants or by definition of this joke “fake chest”.)

No scolding, but a gentle reminder.

The young man’s face flushed red. He looked at Lu Xing, stammering, unable to say a single word.

Lu Xing was confused. This can’t be a deaf-mute person, can it?

Then does he know sign language?

The kind where you’re faster than making hand seals when you argue?

Is the cold war between deaf-mutes just closing their eyes?

Lu Xing’s mind was filled with a considerable number of questions. He was just about to open his mouth when Wen Lingxiu quickly stood in front of him.

Although Wen Lingxiu still had a gentle and graceful smile on her face, her eyes, as she looked at the young man, revealed a deep vigilance.

“Xing-xing, the show is about to start. Shall we go in?”

Lu Xing raised an eyebrow.

No way.

Auntie Wen is even jealous of men?

Although the client was strange, making the client feel secure was also one of the qualities of a professional simp.

Don’t ask why, just do it.

And so.

Lu Xing scooped up Nannan and held her in his arms. He extended his other hand to Wen Lingxiu and said with a smile.

“Let’s go.”

Staring at the hand extended in front of her, Wen Lingxiu was stunned.

Lu Xing was tall, and his hands were also slender and long.

Perhaps because Lu Xing was still a student and often wrote, the middle finger of his right hand was covered with a thin layer of callus.

It looked very safe and reliable.

The bit of vigilance from just now completely vanished.

Wen Lingxiu genuinely curved her lips into a smile, firmly gripping that hand, her eyes revealing delight.

Fingers intertwined.

Nannan clapped her hands and pouted with dissatisfaction. “Nannan wants to hold hands too!”

Wen Lingxiu blinked her eyes, deliberately teasing her own daughter.

“But Xing-xing only has two hands. One hand to hold Mommy, and one hand to hold Nannan.”

Nannan tilted her little head, thought hard for a long time, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, saying happily.

“Then Daddy can hold my hand, and then hold Mommy!”

Huh?

Lu Xing was dumbfounded. His mind unconsciously imagined that scene.

Emmm.

That scene…

Bad things, they are really bad!

As soon as Lu Xing turned his head, he bumped right into Wen Lingxiu’s watery eyes.

The two of them looked at each other and both turned their heads away in embarrassment.

…

Watching the back of this family of three leaving, Chi Shui suddenly came to his senses.

“Holy f*ck!”

“That handsome?!”

Chi Shui touched his own face. The heat from just now had not yet faded from his cheeks.

Standing there in silence for a moment, Chi Shui made a phone call.

The contact name above—【Tyrannosaurus Rex】

As soon as the call was connected, before Chi Yueshan could even speak, he heard Chi Shui sounding like an excited big monkey.

“Sis! I just bumped into someone! Holy f*ck! Sis, you don’t know how handsome he is! Truly a man among men, a male among males! The peak!!!”

Chi Yueshan coldly spat out five words: “Otakus are so disgusting.”

Chi Shui didn’t care at all and continued to narrate excitedly.

“I bumped into him and couldn’t stop. I was about to smash my straight nose on the ground, but he suddenly grabbed my arm. You know, the world was spinning, but I actually didn’t fall!”

Chi Yueshan coldly spat out five words: “You’ve become a gay man?”

Chi Shui didn’t care at all and continued to narrate excitedly.

“He’s so nice! I bumped into him, and not only did he save me, but he also kindly reminded me to be careful. I’m so amazed! First time meeting such a nice passerby!”

Chi Yueshan coldly spat out five words: “If you’re fine, I’m hanging up.”

“Wait!”

At this moment, Chi Shui’s face was full of an excited smile. He, a serf for many years, had finally turned the tables and was singing a triumphant song!

“Sis, aren’t you going to ask who that man is?”

“Boring.”

“Really? Is it really that boring? But you’ve been thinking about that man for a long time~” (TL: He uses cutesy language here.)

“…Spit it out.”

“Buy me five graphics cards.”

“Three.”

“Six. If you don’t buy them, then don’t. It’s not like I really want to talk about the beautiful woman next to Lu Xing anyway.”

Beautiful woman?

Chi Yueshan was silent for a moment. “Deal.”

Yes!

Chi Shui clenched his fist in surprise!

Fuck!

For the first time, for the first time, he had profited in a war with his old sister.

Good, good, good. Lu Xing, I love you to death!

I’m going to kiss you to death!!!

“There’s a woman with Lu Xing?” Chi Yueshan’s voice came through the electric current to Chi Shui’s side, carrying a chill.

Chi Shui recalled for a moment.

“Yes, and she’s quite pretty. That beautiful woman was also holding a little girl’s hand. She’s also quite cute. Lu Xing seems to be on very good terms with that beautiful woman. He even helped her hold the child.”

“By the way…”

Chi Shui swallowed.

“Lu Xing held hands with that beautiful woman. Uh, fingers tightly intertwined.”

!!!

Click. Chi Yueshan’s lipstick fell onto the dressing table and rolled onto the floor.

Looking in the mirror, Chi Yueshan curled her lips into a cool, faint smile.

He’s really made it.

He’s really made it!

She had been looking for Lu Xing for so long. How many days has it been since she last saw him?

And now Lu Xing can watch a play with another man’s wife?

Chi Yueshan gritted her molars.

“He’s really hungry.”

Chi Shui comforted her on the other end of the phone.

“Aiya, but sis, don’t be sad. I think Lu Xing still cares about you. Otherwise, he would have chosen to come on a Sunday.”

The Sunday performance was Chi Yueshan’s regular slot.

If Lu Xing had really brought that woman to watch her performance…

Then.

On stage, Chi Yueshan would be singing opera, and below the stage, Lu Xing would be sweet and intimate with that woman.

The thought of this possibility made Chi Yueshan feel her blood pressure suddenly soar!

“Sis? Sis? Remember my graphics cards!”

Chi Yueshan composed herself, looking at the woman in the mirror, as cool and bright as the moon, graceful and elegant.

But Chi Shui’s voice was chattering on, making her feel annoyed.

Chi Yueshan took a deep breath and smiled slightly.

After choosing the most beautiful and elegant clothes from the walk-in closet, she said slowly.

“Compared to graphics cards.”

“You need to explain yourself to Mom more.”

Chi Shui: ???!!!

A text message came in.

【Mom】: Chi Shui! So young and you refuse to learn good things. You actually like men! Get your ass back here and explain yourself!

Holy f*ck!

Chi Shui’s mind went numb.

Looking at the messages continuously coming in from his dear mother, he roared at the sky.

Chi Yueshan, you beast!

…

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