Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
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The next day.
【What to do if the stand-in I’m keeping falls in love with me?】
The thick curtains blocked out the sunlight, leaving the entire master bedroom silent and dark.
At this moment.
Only a single phone screen, placed on the pillow, flickered with a cool, faint light!
Song Junzhu was curled up in her quilt, staring at the line of text in the search bar with a conflicted expression.
She could face countless academic conferences without a change in expression; she could remain as steady as Mount Tai when facing tricky experiments.
But…
At this moment, Song Junzhu had no idea what to do.
She had never thought that she would one day be in such a predicament that she would need to ask Baidu for help.
(TL: Baidu is China’s largest search engine, the equivalent of Google.)
After a moment of thought.
Song Junzhu gave up on Baidu, that cesspool of advertisements, and instead dialed the number of her best friend, Zhang Yue.
The phone on Zhang Yue’s end rang twice before it was answered.
“Hello? Junzhu? What’s wrong?”
Song Junzhu bit her red lip, her expression conflicted.
“Can’t I call you if nothing’s wrong?”
Zhang Yue looked out the window and saw that the sun had not risen from the west today.
This best friend of hers cherished time the most. Since childhood, her motto had been “wasting life is equivalent to slow suicide.”
How had she changed her ways today? She was willing to waste time on idle chatter?
Something’s not right!
Something is twelve-tenths not right! There’s definitely a problem!
(TL: A humorous exaggeration of “ten-tenths” or 100%.)
Since she had made the call first, she couldn’t just stay silent. So, Song Junzhu stammered.
“Um… if someone has a secret crush on you…”
At this moment, Zhang Yue’s IQ was comparable to Einstein’s, and she quickly found the truth through her woman’s sixth sense.
“That duck you’re keeping has fallen for you?”
(TL: “Duck” or 鸭子 (yāzi) is slang for a male prostitute or gigolo.)
Song Junzhu froze for a moment and subconsciously retorted.
“He’s not, not that. He’s just having financial difficulties.”
Zhang Yue’s voice was tinged with laughter. “So quick to clarify for him, huh? Looks like it’s not a one-sided crush.”
It’s over.
So she was setting a trap for me here?
Zhang Yue said smugly.
“The line of people who’ve had a crush on you since you were little could stretch all the way to France, and I’ve never seen you ask about it specifically. If it’s not because of that kid, who else could it be?”
“Sure enough, I just casually said something bad about him, and you got all defensive.”
Not many of the people who could be best friends with Song Junzhu were fools.
Since she had already figured it out, she didn’t bother to hide it anymore.
“Last night, I was drunk, and he confessed to me by the bed. He talked for a long time.”
“He thought I didn’t hear him, but I actually did. I was just too dizzy and weak.”
Mentioning this, Song Junzhu leaned against the headboard, a soul-snatching smile gracing her lips.
“He said he likes me, but he doesn’t dare to say it. He also said he loves me, that it has nothing to do with me, and that he doesn’t ask for a response.”
Zhang Yue was shocked.
“Holy shit! It really is you! Even whores like them can’t resist you!”
(TL: “卖的” (mài de) literally means “one who sells,” a blunt term for a prostitute.)
If he were trying to deliberately seduce Song Junzhu, there would be no need to say it when she was drunk and passed out.
Since he said it secretly, it must have been a genuine outpouring of emotion!
However, Song Junzhu still corrected her. “He’s not. We’ve never had that kind of relationship.”
“Alright, alright.” Zhang Yue was a little amused.
They haven’t even taken the first step, and she’s already defending him?
But Zhang Yue still reminded her.
“Their line of work is too dirty. You can play around, but don’t get too invested.”
“But I’m quite curious, why did you start keeping him in the first place? I was shocked when I heard the news.”
For someone like Song Junzhu, who was sought after by countless people to no avail, to suddenly start keeping a man—anyone would be shocked to hear it.
Song Junzhu didn’t know how to explain.
Was she supposed to say that because Lu Xing looked very similar to her fiancé, she hired him for revenge?
She didn’t have the face to say that.
Zhang Yue tactfully didn’t ask, but just said, “You can observe him for a bit when you’re free, see if he’s being genuine or just acting.”
Before hanging up, Zhang Yue’s calm tone was filled with surging gossip.
“If you have any developments later, you can discuss them with me. I’d be more than happy to listen!”
Song Junzhu let out a laugh.
Happy to listen? More like you want to hear the gossip!
However, the suggestion Zhang Yue made was indeed feasible.
Previously, Song Junzhu had never paid attention to Lu Xing’s daily actions.
Thinking back now, she discovered many subtle things.
For example:
“Why is it that when I’m thirsty, he can immediately hand water to me? Is it because he’s always watching me?”
He loves me so much.
“Why is it that when I curse at you, there’s sadness in your eyes? At your age, it’s impossible for your acting skills to be that good!”
He loves me so much.
“Why have you never made any inappropriate moves? Is it because liking is reckless, but love is restraint?”
He loves me so much.
As Song Junzhu muttered, a smile she hadn’t even noticed appeared on her lips.
In the end, she let out a light humph.
“You have good taste.”
A hundred times better than that fiancé who went looking for some bullshit true love!
Knock, knock, knock.
A knock on the door.
Song Junzhu paused, quickly tidied her hair, and cleared her throat.
“Come in.”
Click.
The door opened.
Lu Xing stood at the entrance holding a tray, the light from outside casting a halo around him.
“Professor Song, would you like breakfast?”
Song Junzhu glanced at the breakfast on the tray. It was all her favorite food.
He really does love me.
Lu Xing stared at Song Junzhu’s face in confusion, wondering what new act this damn psycho was putting on.
Why isn’t she talking?
If she didn’t speak, Lu Xing couldn’t speak either. They could only remain in this stalemate!
Damn it!
Psycho!
Wait.
A flash of inspiration struck Lu Xing.
Could it be that her throat hurts from drinking so much last night?
Thinking of this, Lu Xing instantly felt he had found the truth, so he immediately turned to pour some water.
Song Junzhu had just composed herself and was about to speak when she suddenly realized Lu Xing had slipped away?
“Hey…”
The word got stuck in her throat. Song Junzhu’s face instantly darkened.
What’s the meaning of this?
Could it be that he plans to act spoiled, relying on the fact that he likes me?
The next second.
Lu Xing reappeared at the doorway with a glass of warm water and said softly.
“Professor Song, you drank last night. Is your throat a little sore now? I poured you a glass of warm water to drink.”
Song Junzhu’s brow instantly smoothed out.
He loves me so much.
Lu Xing tentatively walked to the bedside and carefully handed the glass of water to Song Junzhu.
Song Junzhu sized Lu Xing up, a smile flowing in her eyes.
Her throat didn’t hurt.
But if she didn’t drink it, Lu Xing would probably be smiling on the surface but feeling very sad inside, right?
Thinking of this, Song Junzhu took the glass and began to drink.
Yes!
Lu Xing applauded himself in his mind.
Damn.
I guessed right!
I’m so smart. I totally deserve to earn this money!
“Hiss…”
Song Junzhu let out a hiss. She suddenly felt a pain on one side of her face.
Did I fall and hit my face last night? (TL: No, you got bitch-slapped!)
Seeing her touch her face, Lu Xing’s temple throbbed. He silently placed the tray on the table and said softly.
“Professor Song, does today’s breakfast suit your taste? It’s all light and easy to digest.”
“You drank quite a bit last night. Eating this is better for your stomach.”
Song Junzhu instantly forgot about the pain in her face and scanned the breakfast on the table.
He loves me so much.
He knew I was drinking, so he specially made this breakfast!
“I’m not good at making breakfast. I bought these from a shop. They should be delicious.”
Seeing that Song Junzhu wasn’t speaking, Lu Xing could only say this.
Song Junzhu paused for a moment, then nodded.
He loves me so much.
He specially ran to a breakfast shop to buy me breakfast, and he’s even worried about whether I’ll like it.
Seeing Lu Xing’s anxious look, Song Junzhu hid the smile in her eyes and nodded.
“Okay, I’ll eat it.”
Phew—
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
Damn.
This damn psycho is really getting harder and harder to serve. Even eating breakfast is such a hassle!
Thankfully, he had almost saved up enough money.
Once he had enough, he would run away immediately, far away from these psychos!
Seeing Song Junzhu start to drink her congee, Lu Xing walked to the bedside and slowly pulled open the curtains.
The morning sun shone into the bedroom, bringing with it the aura of youth!
Song Junzhu took a sip of her congee, stared at the rising sun outside, and smiled unconsciously.
The weather is great today!
Lu Xing saw Song Junzhu’s inexplicable smile, and the hairs on his back stood on end.
Damn it!
I must get out of here quickly!
Song Junzhu’s brain isn’t normal!
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
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- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
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- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
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- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
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- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
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- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
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- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
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- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
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- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
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- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
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- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
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- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
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- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
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- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
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- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
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- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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