Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
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“Aiya, are you really angry?”
Lu Xing repented with a heavy heart.
The first failure of his life was that he still didn’t know if Little Goldie’s lip gloss would smudge.
The second failure was that he had mistaken the glitter on his senior sister’s eyelids for dirt.
Damn it!
I am officially irreconcilable with cosmetics in this lifetime!
They got into a taxi.
Lu Xing sat on the left, and the senior sister sat on the right, pouting and ignoring him.
Lu Xing shifted to the right a little. The senior sister also moved to the right.
Lu Xing moved a bit more. The senior sister moved again…
Thump!
A muffled sound.
With nowhere left to go, the senior sister bumped her head against the car window.
Mm, what a brittle head!
The driver was startled and quickly asked.
“What was that thud?”
Lu Xing couldn’t hold it back and laughed out loud.
Hearing the laughter, Liu Qingqing got even angrier!
‘You despicable Lu Xing.’
A woman adorns herself for the one who pleases her. She had dressed up so carefully, yet Lu Xing told her there was something on her face that hadn’t been wiped clean.
Ahhhhh!
Liu Qingqing suffered “social death” on the spot, wishing she could crawl into a hole in the ground.
Actually, she wasn’t angry at Lu Xing’s words; she was angry that she had made a fool of herself in front of him.
How could she be so disappointing?
Liu Qingqing felt a little lost and shrank into the corner, looking pitiful.
Lu Xing glanced at the senior sister, who was puffed up like a pufferfish.
Poke~
Liu Qingqing weakly glared at Lu Xing and slapped his hand away.
Poke~
Liu Qingqing expressed her silence with a sharp “hmph.”
Poke~
Liu Qingqing refused to make eye contact, her heart secretly collapsing.
Pfft.
Lu Xing really laughed out loud this time.
Damn it!
A cute person even looks charming when they’re pouting.
Liu Qingqing glared at him, both shy and annoyed.
‘Still laughing, he’s still laughing!’
“Don’t be angry.”
Lu Xing finally said this after a long silence.
The driver, watching through the rearview mirror, scratched his seat anxiously.
‘No, young man. You should be kissing and hugging her to coax her!’
Liu Qingqing pursed her lips and, with a very serious expression on her cute face, warned him.
“Don’t provoke me. If you provoke me, I’ll do anything.”
“Do anything? Then make me fish-fragrant eggplant for dinner tonight.”
“Oh, okay.”
Liu Qingqing nodded softly and then asked.
“If you wanted to eat fish-fragrant eggplant, why didn’t you tell me earlier? Is there anything else you want to eat?”
Huh?
The driver was dumbfounded.
It can be that easy?
Holy f*ck!
The driver glanced at the calm Lu Xing in the mirror, utterly shocked.
Well, I’ll be. I thought I was on the second level, but this kid is on a whole other level!
Instantly, the driver glanced at his phone holder. On the screen was his wife, who still hadn’t been coaxed.
He suddenly felt a little confused about the “Big and Small Kings.”
(TL: Big and Small Kings (大小王): In Chinese card games (like Fight the Landlord), these are the Jokers, the highest cards. The phrase means “who is in charge” or “who has the power” in a relationship.)
Cough, cough, cough.
Lu Xing cleared his throat lightly, reminding the driver to focus.
The driver instantly snapped back to reality and drove obediently.
‘Alright. I’ll try this ‘coaxing’ method when I get home.’
“Why didn’t you finish?” Liu Qingqing poked the back of Lu Xing’s hand. “What else do you want to eat?”
She was clearly a little excited.
Before, from Monday to Friday, no matter how much she acted coquettishly, Lu Xing would leave her place at exactly four in the afternoon every day.
Although today was Saturday…
Did Lu Xing mean… he was staying over?
When a member of the opposite sex stays over, that means…
Instantly, Liu Qingqing’s thoughts turned her face bright red.
“I haven’t thought of the rest yet. I’ll tell you when we get back,” Lu Xing said leisurely.
Saturday and Sunday were usually reserved for Professor Song, but she wasn’t even in Haicheng right now.
At most, he could just send a few messages to show his concern.
Sigh. He really had sacrificed a lot to coax this girl.
Ding—
A message notification sounded.
Liu Qingqing quickly took out her phone, her expression turning troubled.
“What’s wrong?”
Seeing her wrinkled expression, Lu Xing asked with confusion.
Liu Qingqing felt like she was going to go bald from stress again.
“Today, we have to decide on a theme for the admissions publicity. Each department is fighting over it.”
As the student council president, she was like an old mother. They came to her for everything.
Hearing it was about this, Lu Xing waved his hand.
“Just hold a vote.”
Liu Qingqing sighed. “But I feel that the themes they’ve come up with are all a bit lacking.”
Lu Xing thought for a moment and asked.
“Do you want the admissions publicity to be traditional or trendy?”
Huh?
Liu Qingqing blinked. “Trendy, I guess. Do you have any ideas?”
Lu Xing smiled. “I have two plans. If you choose one, how will you reward me?”
“If your plan is really good…”
Liu Qingqing’s lips curved softly. She looked at Lu Xing with a sweet, dazed softness.
“Junior brother, you can do whatever you want to me.”
Hiss—
The driver sucked in a breath of cold air.
‘Holy f*ck! Young people these days are so wild?’
Lu Xing stroked his chin.
“Then tell me your bank card password.”
The light instantly vanished from Liu Qingqing’s eyes. She ground her molars.
‘You stinking little thing! I gave you a chance, and you’re still useless!’
“Hehe, just kidding, just kidding.”
Lu Xing flashed a “V” sign.
“One plan is: between scenic and special feature publicity, choose ‘Beauty’ publicity.”
“The other plan is: between promoting faculty and heritage, choose ‘Abstract’ publicity.”
(TL: Abstract (抽象 – Chōuxiàng): Chinese internet slang for behavior that is bizarre, nonsensical, or “trolling.”)
Liu Qingqing was stunned.
“I’ve even written the copy for you.”
Lu Xing patted his chest, looking reliable.
“Haicheng University is the only university in the country with the name Haicheng University, and the only school abbreviated as Haida. According to statistics, Haicheng University is the only school with the exact same environment as Haicheng University!”
“Haicheng University is in Haicheng, but Qingbei University is not. This is one win.”
“Haicheng University has one win, Qingbei University has zero. This is a second win.”
“Haicheng University has two wins, Qingbei University has zero. This is a third win!”
“In summary, Haicheng University wins!”
The driver: ???
Liu Qingqing: ???
What?!
The driver rubbed his ears, wondering if he had heard correctly or if he was under a spell.
Liu Qingqing was speechless. After a long silence, she said solemnly:
“Lu Xing, promise me you’ll do less ‘abstract’ stuff in the future, okay? I’m worried about your health.”
Lu Xing was confused. “What does being abstract have to do with my health?”
Liu Qingqing said softly with her cute face:
“I’m afraid that if you ever hanged yourself, people would just think you were playing on a swing.”
Lu Xing choked.
So reasonable!
Arriving at the Haicheng History Museum, Liu Qingqing got out first with her bag.
Before Lu Xing stepped out, he gave a kind reminder.
“Uncle, you can’t just blindly copy how others coax people.”
He had noticed the driver was very moved and didn’t want to create any bad karma.
The driver was startled and withdrew his hand, which had been halfway through typing a message to his wife.
Mm. Suddenly, he could distinguish between the “Big and Small Kings.”
…
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- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him