Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
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Under a streetlight not far away
Wen Lingxiu’s long hair was scattered by the cold wind, her eyes calm and gentle as she looked over.
She wore a long black coat, buttoned up tightly, revealing a small section of her fair calf. She wore a pair of nude-colored thin high heels, looking solemn and silent.
Lu Xing’s gaze fell on Wen Lingxiu’s arm, where his own coat was draped.
Mm.
To still bring him a coat, she probably wasn’t angry about him leaving just now.
But, just now was just now. Now is now.
Not being angry just now doesn’t mean she’s not angry now.
Lu Xing paid no mind to Chi Yueshan and strode directly towards Wen Lingxiu.
He walked up to her.
Lu Xing gently tucked her wind-blown long hair behind her ear and said softly.
“Why didn’t you keep sleeping?”
Wen Lingxiu shook out the coat in her hand, draped it over Lu Xing’s body, and helped him tidy it.
“I woke up and saw you weren’t there.”
Her gaze fell heavily on Lu Xing’s smiling face, then over his shoulder, and saw Chi Yueshan behind him, also with a smile on her lips.
Finally, her gaze fell on the coat on Chi Yueshan’s shoulder.
Chi Yueshan smiled slightly, wrapped the coat tighter, and looked at Wen Lingxiu with an innocent expression, but in her heart, she was sighing at how good Lu Xing’s taste was.
The clients’ styles are really so varied!
Last time it was that damn psycho Song Junzhu. Now there’s even such a dignified… married woman?
Sigh.
Chi Yueshan suddenly thought of last time at the theater.
Chi Shui had clearly said there was a woman with a child next to Lu Xing. It should be this one.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Looking at Lu Xing’s attentive manner, she’s probably a current client.
Lu Xing’s professional integrity is really awesome. He can even handle this type!
It’s just, I wonder if this married woman is good to Lu Xing.
On the surface, she seems very good, even giving him clothes to wear. But who knows what’s underneath?
The black-bellied part of Chi Yueshan that enjoyed watching a show welled up again.
She could understand Song Junzhu going crazy. After all, that woman Song Junzhu looked very imposing.
But, she really didn’t know what this gentle and harmless married woman in front of her would look like when she went crazy.
The two’s gazes met.
After a moment, Wen Lingxiu withdrew her gaze, buttoned up the last button for Lu Xing, patted his chest to smooth out the wrinkles on his clothes, and said with a smile,
“It’s cold at night. Remember to dress well. Your own body is the most important.”
Chi Yueshan’s face changed.
Fuck!
This married woman is doing it on purpose.
Isn’t Wen Lingxiu blatantly saying that Chi Yeushan is so selfish that she left Lu Xing in the cold by taking his coat?
Highlighting that Wen Lingxiu cares about Lu Xing being cold so she(Wen Lingxiu) brought him a coat while she(Chi Yueshan) only cares about herself being cold.
Hiss.
This woman is much more roundabout than Song Junzhu!
Lu Xing began a new round of appeasement.
“The weather is bad, but CEO Wen is good. CEO Wen really cares about me.”
Wen Lingxiu’s lips curved slightly. She looked at Chi Yueshan and asked,
“Is this your friend?”
Lu Xing nodded,
“Yes, her name is Chi Yueshan. Her family owns a hospital. My family member is currently hospitalized, so I was asking about the situation.”
K.O.
Wen Lingxiu was speechless.
Lu Xing laughed inwardly.
Since he knew that Wen Lingxiu had investigated him, this was also an excuse he could use.
It would be a waste not to use it.
Maximizing benefits is the right way.
Besides, Lu Xing felt that he wasn’t lying. Weren’t they just talking about the hospital?
Wen Lingxiu didn’t want to talk about this anymore, so she nodded and said in an intimate tone.
“If you’re friends, you can invite her over for a meal at home in the future.”
Chi Yueshan showed a smile, her molars almost fucking grinding to dust.
Home?
What home?
Whose home?
Her and Lu Xing’s home?
Fuck!
Good, good, good. So good at hiding needles in cotton, are you?
Chi Yueshan suddenly felt that she had kicked a very soft, hard nail today.
“Okay, thank you, Auntie. I will definitely go to your house for dinner next time.”
Auntie?
Wen Lingxiu’s hand paused for a moment, her cold gaze sweeping over Chi Yueshan.
A cold sweat broke out on Lu Xing’s back.
Damn it.
These two women are clearly both smiling, but Lu Xing felt like he was seeing all sorts of flying knives, whizzing past his face!
No.
This can’t go on like this!
According to the law of conservation of embarrassment, embarrassment doesn’t disappear, it can only be transferred.
Anyway, Lu Xing didn’t want to be stuck in this awkward situation anymore.
And so, he quietly took out a pack of wet wipes from his pocket, squinted his eyes to aim, and threw it hard towards the bushes.
Smack!
Hit!
“Ah!!!”
“There’s a snake!!!”
A duet of screams instantly came from the bushes.
Then, a man and a woman, jumped out of the bushes!
Under the streetlight, Wen Lingxiu and Chi Yueshan looked at the two very exposed people in front of them, their minds suddenly going blank, their mouths agape, forgetting what they were about to say.
The man and woman were also completely dumbfounded. For a moment, they didn’t know whether to cover their faces or their lower parts.
The scene suddenly fell into an awkward silence. Lu Xing lowered his head, forcing himself to maintain his expression.
Seriously, if it weren’t for the fact that those two’s butts were so snow-white, he really wouldn’t have noticed that there were people squatting in the bushes.
This is heaven’s punishment for foolish three-dimensional humans who try to play in public.
Chi Yueshan dazedly got back into the car.
“What’s wrong, sis? How did it go with your brother-in-law?”
Chi Shui’s car was parked relatively far away, so he didn’t see clearly what had happened.
Chi Yueshan asked, doubting her existence.
“Why would they squat in the bushes?”
“Huh?”
“Why aren’t they afraid of bacteria and dust?”
“Huh?”
“Why, when it only lasts three minutes, do they still have to do all these tricks?”
“Huh???”
Chi Shui was dumbfounded.
It’s over.
My sister hasn’t been driven mad by the blow from her brother-in-law, has she?
What the hell is she muttering about?!
…
On the way home, Wen Lingxiu held Lu Xing’s hand, softly pressing against his arm.
“CEO Wen, she’s actually…”
Lu Xing was about to operate again, but he was interrupted by Auntie Wen.
She could see that that Chi Yueshan was Lu Xing’s client, or rather, ex-client.
It wasn’t Lu Xing’s fault for doing this job, and she didn’t want to dwell on it.
Wen Lingxiu gently leaned on Lu Xing’s shoulder, looking at their two long shadows, and said slowly.
“It is okay.”
That night, Wen Lingxiu gained an achievement.
The ‘Three words that made Lu Xing ponder all night without sleep’ achievement.
…
The next morning
Lu Xing went to school with dark circles under his eyes.
Today was the day to go to Haicheng University. He originally didn’t want to go, but Xia Yeshuang made him go.
Alright!
Listening to the client is his professional integrity.
He got on the bus to Haicheng University. The seat next to Lu Xing was empty.
“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
“No.”
Lu Xing’s eyes couldn’t even open. He was sleepy and wanted to have a date with the Duke of Zhou.
Just as he was about to fall into a deep sleep, he suddenly smelled a fresh fragrance.
“Hmm?”
Lu Xing turned his head.
Wei Qingyu sat beside him with a blank expression and asked in a voice like the flowing of a clear spring.
“How many types of jujubes are there in this world?”
Her expression was too serious. Lu Xing thought it was an academic question, so he answered hesitantly.
“Red jujubes, green jujubes, big jujubes, and what else?”
Wei Qingyu was expressionless, her hands tightly gripping the hem of her skirt.
“And also, handsome-guy-jujubes.”
(TL: A pun)
Lu Xing: ???
Smack!
Lu Xing slapped himself without hesitation.
Holy f*ck!
Am I dreaming?!
The AI has gloriously evolved!
(TL: Old Victor from League of Legends would be happy about it.)
(SHMOLL: Plays ‘The Line’~~)
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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