Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
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【Chi Yueshan】: Because I am willing to indulge, even death needs no salvation.
【Lu Xing】: Capybara (Chi version), it’s good to be alive, it’s okay to be dead.
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【Chi Yueshan】: In any prison in the world, love can break through the door.
【Lu Xing】: Illegal entry, be sure to call the police.
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【Chi Yueshan】: I give you the loyalty of a person who has never had a faith.
【Lu Xing】: You are a civil servant, you cannot have a religion.
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【Chi Yueshan】: A person is always happiest when they are infinitely close to happiness.
【Lu Xing】: Sister Happiness.
(TL: If I were to explain all the jokes here the TL note would be too long, just think of it as Lu Xing memeing and trolling her emotional and dramatic posts she put up on her WeChat Moment(kinda like Facebook/Messenger).)
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Yes.
This was a Moment that Chi Yueshan had posted, visible only to Lu Xing.
She thought that she could post some Moments from time to time, visible only to Lu Xing, to see if she could “fish” him.
The result.
Lu Xing replied like this.
He actually replied like this!
And this was just a part of the replies.
Lu Xing would sometimes reply, but most of the time, he would just look and pretend he hadn’t seen it.
But.
Just these few replies made Chi Yueshan’s head ache with anger.
Chi Yueshan had come this time not only to see Grandpa and Grandma off, but also because she was so angry from these Moment replies that she was about to ascend to heaven.
How many times.
How many times in the middle of the night, after she had posted a Moment, just as she was about to go to sleep peacefully, she saw Lu Xing’s reply.
The result was that she was so angry she became completely awake!
Chi Yueshan didn’t even know if Lu Xing was being perfunctory or serious.
If you say he didn’t see it, but he did reply. If you say he replied, but it’s more like he’s trying to piss people off.
Read, replied randomly.
Once Chi Yueshan felt her blood pressure was low, she would immediately pull out these Moment replies to look at, and her blood pressure would instantly max out.
But now.
Chi Yueshan turned her head and glanced.
Lu Xing was leaning against the car window, looking out. The passing wind scattered his hair, ruffling his silent, dark eyes.
He had always been like this.
When he spoke, he was as spirited as a youth. When he didn’t speak, he was unbearably gloomy and silent.
Chi Yueshan only glanced at him once, and all her anger was gone.
‘Fine.’
She was willing.
Lu Xing had rented a total of two cars, one for the luggage, and a seven-seater for the people.
Before Chi Yueshan had time to praise Lu Xing, she suddenly thought.
Did Lu Xing guess that she was coming?
In an instant.
A chill spread throughout her body. Chi Yueshan couldn’t help but think, did Lu Xing believe or not believe the “brother, you smell so good” saying?
(TL: “Brother, you smell so good” (哥哥你真香 – Gēge nǐ zhēn xiāng) is a very specific type of generic “greasy” or “Green Tea” flirtation.)
But Chi Yueshan couldn’t ask.
As long as she didn’t ask, then it would be in a superposition of “believed” and “not believed.” But as long as she asked, then it would inevitably collapse.
After a moment of thought.
Chi Yueshan wisely chose not to ask.
Thinking of Lu Xing’s personality, Chi Yueshan thought, this person clearly hates to encounter conflict.
Perhaps.
As long as she lived quietly and didn’t cause trouble, Lu Xing wouldn’t care about this superposition of “believed” or “not believed.”
Between the wood goose, the dragon and snake’s transformation.
(TL: This comes from Zhuangzi. It refers to finding a middle ground or adapting your form to the situation to survive. It implies Chi Yueshan is being strategic about her “shape” around Lu Xing.)
The time is not yet ripe. She should lie low, lie low.
Lu Xing had at least listened to her opera for so long. Yet she only wanted to win him over in a few weeks or a few months.
How could that be?
But it didn’t matter. Chi Yueshan lowered her head and curved her lips.
She was prepared for a long battle.
When practicing the basics, a single movement has to be practiced thousands of times.
The thing she has the most of in her life is patience.
Chi Yueshan pulled the shawl on her shoulders tighter, quietly shrinking into the seat, and let out a light sigh.
‘But, don’t take too long, okay?’
The journey back was boring. Chi Yueshan turned her head and glanced at the two old folks scrolling through short videos. She advised.
“Aiya, Grandpa, Grandma, you should use your phones a little less.”
Lu Xing turned his head and agreed.
“That’s right. Using your phone too much is bad for your eyes.”
“Later, if you become old netizens with an addiction, I’ll sell the pots and pans to send you to a university for the elderly and hold a parent-teacher conference for you.”
Pfft.
Chi Yueshan couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Chi Shui also couldn’t hold it in and sat there laughing his head off.
The two old folks even laughed a little embarrassedly and put away their phones.
“Alright, alright. We won’t look anymore, we won’t look anymore.”
Chi Yueshan laughed, extended her hand, and Chi Shui, on the side, very cleverly handed over a small fan.
She said, “Grandpa, Grandma, look at me. I’ll sing for you live.”
Lu Xing looked at Chi Shui’s action with shock.
“How did you know what she wanted…”
Chi Shui puffed out his chest with great pride and patted it.
“I have been my sister’s servant since I was born. Even if I hate my sister, I am absolutely loyal to her. Although she always orders me around like a dog, I have served her for more than ten years. Even if she has a child, I will be her child’s servant. My status as a three-generation old retainer is unshakable!”
Huh?
Lu Xing looked at Chi Shui with shock.
No, bro.
What kind of leverage does your sister have on you? If you’re being threatened, blink your eyes!
Chi Yueshan’s face turned green.
If it weren’t for wanting to maintain her image, she would have manually muted Chi Shui right now.
Chi Yueshan immediately explained to Grandpa and Grandma, “He… He is just playing. We have a good relationship. We’re just playing.”
‘Is it really true, or is it fake?’
Looking at Chi Shui’s expression, it doesn’t seem like he’s just playing.
Chi Yueshan was sweating profusely. She immediately asked, “Is there anything Grandpa and Grandma want to hear? I’ll sing it right now. Anything is fine.”
While Chi Yueshan was singing opera, Lu Xing carefully poked Chi Shui’s arm and asked in a low voice.
“Bro, what benefits did she give you?”
“My mom is very strict with me. My sister often secretly gives me some pocket money every month to help me out.”
“How much pocket money?”
“Ten thousand.”
What?!
Ten thousand!
Lu Xing was greatly shocked.
He had his defenses broken again.
“What kind of family do you have?”
Lu Xing was instantly red with envy. Why didn’t he have such a sister?
Chi Shui was just about to reply to Lu Xing when Chi Yueshan shot him a glare. He immediately shut his mouth.
OK, fine.
T-Rex, if you marry Lu Xing like this, he will sooner or later exclaim that he’s been tricked.
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“The pear blossoms have wept in the wind several times, yet the branches have moved but the roots have not. From now on, the broken mirror will become a round jade. I sigh that my fading spring has a place to rely on…”
Accompanied by Chi Yueshan’s singing, the car also arrived at its destination.
In the village on the outskirts of the county, most of the houses were one or two-story buildings built on homesteads, not as exaggerated as palaces.
Different from the steel forest in the city, this kind of scenery where you can see the horizon has its own unique charm.
The car drove into the courtyard and took up all the space.
“Chi Shui, come down and move things.”
“Alright!”
Chi Yueshan unceremoniously ordered Chi Shui around.
“Good grandson, did you call someone to clean up in advance?”
The inside and outside of this courtyard were unbelievably clean.
The moment Zhao Henmei stood in the courtyard, he suddenly felt…
Everything was as if it were yesterday.
All the apprehension before returning home was swept away.
Lu Xing came back to his senses and said with a smile, “It’s better to open the door and see it’s clean.”
Chi Shui slapped his head.
“Why didn’t I think of that!”
I still have to practice!
The group of people got busy. Lu Xing, however, walked around the courtyard in a daze.
He hadn’t been back for a long, long, long time.
He had enjoyed the shade in this courtyard, listened to the chirping of cicadas right by his ear, and had also built a snowman in this courtyard, watching the snow fall all over his head.
Everything was strange yet familiar.
And now.
Summer is coming again.
Lu Xing lowered his eyes. He had only been away for three years, yet it felt as if several lifetimes had passed.
I want to buy osmanthus flowers and wine to go with them.
(TL: A line from a famous poem by Liu Guo. It conveys a deep nostalgia, meaning “I want to recreate the joy of the past, but I am no longer that same young person.”)
Before the driver had finished unloading and was about to leave, Lu Xing gave him the camera.
“Master, take a picture for us.”
“No problem!”
Lu Xing still stood between his grandpa and grandma, solemnly tidying his clothes.
Before he left, he was still a swaying little sapling. But in just three short years, he had already grown into a towering tree.
And now, he could already become someone else’s support.
Grandpa and Grandma held Lu Xing’s arm. Although their mouths were smiling, tears couldn’t stop falling down.
Chi Yueshan and Chi Shui each held a party popper in their hands.
“One, two, three…”
Bang!
The party popper exploded, and colorful ribbons filled the sky.
“Welcome home!”
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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