Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
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- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
Lu Xing is a good person.
This was the final conclusion Wen Lingxiu reached after two years of observation.
When they first met at the mall, she was very grateful to Lu Xing for helping her soothe her child. But she hadn’t expected that the next day, Nannan would be thinking about Lu Xing constantly, even saying that the big brother was gentle and handsome.
Pestered beyond her limits, she could only return to the mall.
Watching Lu Xing gently coaxing the child, a thought suddenly appeared in Wen Lingxiu’s mind—perhaps Nannan needed a father.
So, she hired Lu Xing. Or to put it more crudely…
She made Lu Xing her kept man.
(TL: I reworded this sentence a little to introduce the term “Kept men” to make the verb “Keeping” more easy to understand, a kept man is similar but not the same as a “Sugar baby” in western culture.)
It’s a bit funny to say.
A woman in her thirties, finally keeping a “little wolf dog”, and it was just to be a father for Nannan. Nothing had ever happened between the two of them.
(TL: “Little wolf dog” or 小狼狗 (xiǎo lánggǒu) is slang for a younger, handsome, and slightly aggressive male lover.)
A beautiful single mother and a young, virile little wolf dog, and their relationship was completely pure?
If word got out, no one would believe it.
But that was indeed the truth.
Originally, Wen Lingxiu thought she would maintain this state forever.
But–
Watching Lu Xing squatting by her feet, his head lowered, working seriously, ripples began to form in her heart.
Those long, powerful legs, that lean waist, that handsome face…
Lu Xing’s goodness, Lu Xing’s gentleness, along with threads of guilt, all rushed towards Wen Lingxiu!
Wen Lingxiu looked gently at Lu Xing and Nannan running and playing, and suddenly felt a little reluctant.
The contract she had with Lu Xing was signed until June.
It was already March, but the bond between Lu Xing and Nannan was growing deeper and deeper.
If this contract were to be terminated…
Then Nannan would be very, very sad… and she wouldn’t be much better either.
How can I keep Lu Xing from leaving?
Wen Lingxiu fell into deep thought.
“CEO Wen?”
Lu Xing felt that Auntie Wen’s gaze today was a bit strange.
Wen Lingxiu came back to her senses, smiled at Lu Xing, and took off her apron after finishing the cooking.
She was wearing a white base layer underneath, which jiggled as she moved.
Lu Xing averted his gaze.
This Auntie Wen is so beautiful. It’s a real pity for her husband that he died so young.
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
Wen Lingxiu suddenly asked, scaring Lu Xing so much that goosebumps popped up all over his body!
Holy f*ck!
What does Auntie Wen mean?
This woman isn’t thinking of getting a freebie, is she?!
The thought of this possibility truly made Lu Xing anxious.
He could lose his life, but he couldn’t lose his money!
So Lu Xing immediately said, “No! Absolutely not! I’ve never been in a relationship!”
This was the truth.
He had been a professional simp all this time. How could being a simp count as being in a relationship?
Wen Lingxiu was amused by Lu Xing’s nervous reaction and smiled gently.
“I was just asking. Don’t be nervous. Go call Nannan for dinner.”
Throughout the evening, Lu Xing kept pondering what Auntie Wen had meant by that question.
Why did she suddenly ask if he had a girlfriend?
So strange!
Even though he considered himself a professional simp, sometimes, he still couldn’t figure out what these women were thinking.
Sigh, I still need to study more and improve.
Learn, there is no end to learning.
…
After dinner, they spent some more family time together in the spacious master bedroom.
Nannan was lying in the middle.
Aunt Wen was lying on the right, and Lu Xing was leaning on the left, holding a storybook and starting to read.
“The little fox said to the little white rabbit…”
Nannan had run around a lot at kindergarten today, so Lu Xing had only read half the story before she quickly fell fast asleep.
Seeing Nannan sound asleep, Lu Xing lowered his voice and said to Auntie Wen.
“CEO Wen, I’ll head out first?”
Wen Lingxiu lay flat on the bed, her soft long hair falling on her chest. She didn’t speak, but her eyes showed no signs of sleepiness.
Seeing this, Lu Xing asked caringly, “CEO Wen, are your legs uncomfortable? Do you need a foot soak?”
It’s like that theory some people have.
Some things you don’t have to do, but you have to show the attitude.
He was just asking casually out of his “customer-first” professionalism. Anyway, Wen Lingxiu wouldn’t agree.
“Okay.”
Wen Lingxiu propped her head up with her hand, her hair spilling onto the pillow.
She nodded lightly at Lu Xing, her eyes smiling gently.
Lu Xing: ???
Huh?!
No! Auntie Wen!
I was really just asking casually! I wasn’t prepared for this!
For the first time, Lu Xing’s mind went completely blank, not knowing what to do.
He had been with Auntie Wen for so long. Sometimes when he saw she was too tired, he would ask if she wanted a massage, but Wen Lingxiu would always politely decline.
What kind of madness has possessed Auntie Wen today! Why did she suddenly agree!
Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
But Wen Lingxiu kept looking at him, so he could only grit his molars and go prepare the water and essential oils.
Damn it!
This group of women is really playing less and less by the book. He has to run away soon, or he won’t be able to handle it!
In the living room
The warm yellow light spilled down. Wen Lingxiu sat on the waterproof leather sofa, a little flustered.
She didn’t know why she had agreed on a whim either.
And now look.
Is Lu Xing really going to wash and massage her feet?
Will Lu Xing think she’s humiliating him? Is it still possible to stop now?
Women are prone to overthinking, their minds full of thoughts.
Lu Xing took out a new white towel and walked to Wen Lingxiu with a serious expression.
“Technician number eighteen at your service! Remember to give me a five-star review, ‘kay!”
Pfft–
Wen Lingxiu’s nervousness was swept away. She looked at Lu Xing with gentle eyes.
“That depends on whether technician number eighteen works hard or not.”
Lu Xing curled his lips.
“Hard! Definitely hard! I have the most strength!”
Wen Lingxiu was too embarrassed to speak.
Lu Xing didn’t dally either. He squatted in front of her and began.
He lowered his head, his gaze serious, and held Wen Lingxiu’s two fair and beautiful feet, immersing them in the warm water.
“CEO Wen, is the water temperature suitable?”
Wen Lingxiu was too comfortable to speak, only letting out a lazy “mm”.
With this feedback, Lu Xing felt that his technique hadn’t weakened, and he instantly became confident.
As a professional simp, having a skill is very important.
Lu Xing gently lifted one of Wen Lingxiu’s tender, white, and slender feet and began to press on the acupuncture points he had learned.
“Mmm… ugh…”
Wen Lingxiu let out a muffled groan of pain.
Lu Xing firmly gripped her ankle, which was trying to retreat in fear, and forced it back into the water, saying very seriously.
“CEO Wen, if these acupuncture points hurt when pressed, it means there’s a problem with your body. You need to pay more attention.”
“You can’t stand for long in high heels. If you stand for too long, your legs will swell up, and it’s very uncomfortable.”
“Also, you should be able to buy those invisible anti-chafe pads online. It’s best to put those on when you wear high heels.”
“Let me massage it a bit more for you, it’ll make you more comfortable. Those stiletto heels are really not meant for people to wear…”
The warm yellow light, the familiar home, the comfortable feeling, the nagging…
A word was forming in her mind slowly…
Lover?
Lover!
When the word “lover” appeared in Wen Lingxiu’s mind, she abruptly opened her eyes!
Lover?!
It was as if something was about to break through the clouds and see the light!
Wen Lingxiu’s heart trembled violently. She inconspicuously lowered her head to glance at Lu Xing, her eyelashes trembling slightly.
Yes.
Lover.
Only a lover wouldn’t leave just because a contract ends.
Lu Xing’s nagging instructions continued, but Wen Lingxiu’s mind was focused on one thing.
A two-year observation period.
It was long enough.
Wen Lingxiu curled her lips and reached out a hand to stroke Lu Xing’s fluffy head.
Lu Xing looked up at her, dazed. “CEO Wen?”
Wen Lingxiu let out a low laugh.
She had found a solution.
…
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him