Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
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- I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
(ED: The title translates to a woman wearing the flower stylishly, perhaps to draw attention or express rebellion or grace.)
The corridor was bathed in silence.
Lu Xing glanced at Song Junzhu standing in the corridor, a chill running down his back.
Inside the room was Chi Yueshan.
Outside was Song Junzhu.
Damn it.
How am I supposed to live through this market fair? One, two, three, jump!
At this moment, Lu Xing’s brain was spinning wildly, his IQ rivaling Einstein’s!
What exactly did Song Junzhu hear?
She’s a client, I can’t use talk therapy on her!
As a professional simp, providing the most unique emotional value to the client is the most important professional quality.
If he really let the clients know about each other’s existence…
Then when he was taking care of a client, the client might suddenly ask:
“Is this niceness something all the other sisters get, or is it just for me?”
How do you answer that?
Just tell me, how do you answer that?
Therefore,
Lu Xing tried his best to avoid letting the clients know about each other’s existence.
And now look!
He had been so diligent in his career for so long and had never encountered this situation!
Lu Xing really wanted to jump.
Are you rich people really sick in the head? Do you have to flock to the theater?
Is this the only entertainment facility in Haicheng?
It would have been fine if Song Junzhu hadn’t seen Lu Xing.
He could have been like when he ran into an acquaintance he didn’t want to talk to in daily life, just lowering his head and slipping away.
But not now.
Now, the Song Junzhu in front of him had a cold face, staring at him intently!
I’ve confirmed it from your eyes, you’re the one who wants my life!
Lu Xing didn’t know what Song Junzhu had heard, or how much.
He quietly took a breath to force himself to calm down, blinked his innocent eyes, and, as if he had done something wrong, called out in a small voice.
“Professor Song.”
The more you say, the more mistakes you make.
Before understanding how much information the other party has, it’s best to say less!
Song Junzhu was dressed beautifully today.
A head of thick, wavy long hair was casually draped over her shoulders. She wore a silk black long dress underneath, with a suit jacket over it.
But at this moment, her sharp gaze was scanning Lu Xing!
Lu Xing remembered this psycho professor’s terrifying sixth sense and was instantly sweating profusely.
Damn it!
She hasn’t guessed something, has she?
Song Junzhu didn’t respond to Lu Xing, just stood there, cold and silent.
Lu Xing couldn’t grasp her thoughts and could only say with concern.
“Professor Song, you’re wearing high heels. You shouldn’t stand for too long. Do you want to find a place to sit down?”
Da, da, da.
Song Junzhu, her face grim, walked up to Lu Xing in her thin high heels.
Lu Xing tried hard to control his expression. Every sound of the high heels was like it was stepping on his heart.
In the span of a few breaths.
Song Junzhu stood in front of Lu Xing, squinted her eyes at his face, and said with a complicated expression.
“No need.”
“I’ve put on the anti-chafe pads.”
Lu Xing let out a huge sigh of relief!
Fuck!
So scary!
So Song Junzhu didn’t hear.
With her narcissistic and self-centered personality, if she had heard the conversation between Lu Xing and Chi Yueshan, she would have absolutely flown into a rage!
Lu Xing breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression became more natural.
“Professor Song, I really didn’t expect…”
“Who allowed you to follow me?”
Song Junzhu didn’t want to hear Lu Xing’s pleasantries and cut him off directly.
Huh?
Lu Xing’s mind went blank for a second, then he quickly figured it out.
Holy f*ck!
So Song Junzhu thinks I was following her?
As expected of you!
So narcissistic, sis.
Lu Xing really wanted to laugh out loud three times. It seemed the heavens were helping him.
Song Junzhu frowned, her heart a little uncomfortable as she glared at Lu Xing.
Although Lu Xing liked her very much…
This kind of stalking behavior was still absolutely unforgivable!
Today he dares to follow me, then tomorrow won’t he be walking all over me?
Lu Xing quickly operated his sliding kneel technique and admitted his mistake.
(TL: Lol, it reminded me of the anime Beelzebub where the MC’s father did a similar “technique” .)
“I’m sorry, Professor Song. It’s my fault. I couldn’t control myself.”
“You can punish me however you want. Just don’t get angry.”
Whatever.
Compared to letting Song Junzhu get angry because of Chi Yueshan, it’s better to just take the blame for this.
Hearing this, a complicated look flashed in Song Junzhu’s exquisite eyes.
He loves me so much.
Under these circumstances, Lu Xing isn’t thinking of frantically making excuses, but in order not to make her angry, he directly admitted his mistake.
Song Junzhu let out an inaudible sigh.
She hadn’t expected that she had just hired Lu Xing, but her charm was so great that it had mesmerized him to this extent.
A good kid, directly turned into a perverted stalker.
If she scolded him, Song Junzhu felt a little embarrassed.
If she let him go, Song Junzhu felt particularly twisted in her heart.
After thinking it over, Song Junzhu glared at Lu Xing, thought of a punishment method, and said coldly.
“This week’s outing plan is canceled. You’ll just stay at home and do practice problems!”
“The problems I assign you, if you don’t finish them, you’re not allowed to eat or sleep.”
Hmph.
Not taking you kid out to play anymore. Now you know the seriousness of the matter, right?
Song Junzhu felt that her punishment, for Lu Xing who liked her, was simply a bolt from the blue.
As expected.
Glancing at Lu Xing’s bitter expression, Song Junzhu became even more confident.
I absolutely cannot tolerate Lu Xing pushing his luck!
“Okay, Professor Song. I understand.”
Lu Xing desperately pinched his waist behind his back, showing a bitter expression.
His expression was downcast and disappointed, but his heart was already wildly blowing a suona.
(TL: A suona is a loud instrument often played at funerals and celebrations.)
Holy f*ck!
He was already prepared to be beaten.
The result?
Not only could he not go out, but he could also study and do practice papers at home?
There’s such a good thing?
Do you know how expensive practice papers and workbooks are now?!
And now Song Junzhu is providing them all!
Lu Xing was ecstatic inside.
Song Junzhu looked at Lu Xing’s bitter expression. For some reason, her heart felt inexplicably annoyed.
She waved her hand. “Go back!”
“Don’t follow me again in the future!”
“Xing…”
The door of the private box was opened from the inside, and a soft, delicate voice came out.
Song Junzhu’s expression froze. She looked towards the door of the private box.
Chi Yueshan was wearing a light blue dress, her long hair tied up at the back of her head, looking slightly messy.
At this moment.
Chi Yueshan leaned against the door, cool and fragile, her eyes full of sorrow as she looked at Lu Xing.
A begonia flower jade hairpin was slanted in her hair.
The person was more delicate than the flower.
Song Junzhu was stunned on the spot. All the blood in her body rushed to her head in an instant!
She glanced at Chi Yueshan’s eyes. They were red, as if she had just cried.
She looked at Chi Yueshan’s dress again. It was wet, as if they had just done something.
Lu Xing’s heart was about to jump out.
Holy f*ck! Green tea!
He had forgotten that Chi Yueshan was a black-bellied person.
Although Song Junzhu hadn’t heard Chi Yueshan, Chi Yueshan had definitely heard his conversation with Song Junzhu!
Lu Xing quickly opened his mouth to explain, but Song Junzhu’s indifferent gaze fell on his face, interrupting him.
“What did you come to the theater for?”
Song Junzhu’s whole body was cold, a hint of ridicule flashing in her eyes.
What did she just say?
She had thought Lu Xing had come for her.
So it wasn’t.
Song Junzhu wanted to sneer. Her lips twitched, but she couldn’t even form a cold curve.
Is this a man?
Saying you like someone with your mouth, but you can like another one with your lower body?
Looking at Lu Xing’s face, the feeling of being betrayed by her fiance and the feeling of being deceived by Lu Xing all rushed to her heart.
Song Junzhu gritted her teeth, raised her hand, and brought it down heavily!
Smack!
A crisp slap echoed in the corridor.
Clatter.
Chi Yueshan stood in front of Lu Xing. The hairpin on her head was thrown to the ground.
It broke into two pieces.
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him