Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
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- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
The first mock exam lasted for two days.
Monday morning was Chinese, afternoon was Math. Tuesday morning was Science, afternoon was English.
From the end of the first day, the classroom had not been peaceful.
Comparing answers seemed to be a common hobby among students.
But perhaps because everyone is different, their reactions after comparing answers were also vastly different.
The first category was typified by Hu Zhongzhong.
He would run around pulling people to compare answers. After discovering he had gotten one question wrong, he would start to wail in agony, tears streaming down his face.
“Aww! I’m going to fail!”
When the paper was handed back, he got 130 points.
The second category was typified by Li Dachun.
When he discovered that he had chosen the same answer as a top student for one question, he would shout “Yes!” and dance around like a gorilla in excitement.
“Awesome! This one’s in the bag!”
When the paper was handed back, he got 70 points.
Amidst the hustle and bustle, Lu Xing glanced back at Xia Yeshuang’s seat.
It was still empty.
From Monday until now, she had been absent from school for a whole day and a half. Lu Xing had sent her a message to check on her, but she hadn’t replied.
Wei Qingyu had been picking up the leftovers for breakfast for two consecutive days!
“Xing-xing, after finishing the Science exam, I can finally breathe. That electromagnetic field nearly killed me! Let’s go get something good to eat?”
Li Dachun rubbed his hands together like a fly. When it came to food, his eyes radiated an astonishing light!
Lu Xing glanced at the clock on the wall.
Eleven in the morning.
No.
As a qualified professional simp, paying attention to the client’s status is an essential quality.
“Next time. I’m going to the piano room.”
After thinking it over, Lu Xing still felt that Xia Yeshuang would be there.
There was only one reason—
Xia Yeshuang would decorate that piano room. Every corner was filled with cute little details.
This meant that the piano room was a comfortable sanctuary for Xia Yeshuang.
It’s like how a company boss can judge an employee’s intention to resign based on the decorations at their workstation.
The more scattered and miscellaneous decorations there are at a workstation, the lower the probability of that employee resigning.
On the contrary.
When an employee’s workstation is too cold and simple, one should pay attention to whether they already have the idea of packing up and running.
From this, Lu Xing deduced that Xia Yeshuang was highly likely to be in the piano room.
When Li Dachun heard the words “piano room,” his face instantly started winking and nudging.
“Yo yo yo, going for another secret rendezvous?”
Lu Xing chuckled. “What kind of word is that? You really didn’t waste your 80 points in Chinese.”
“How can you make a personal attack like that?” Li Dachun clutched his small, wounded heart. “That piano room belongs to Xia Yeshuang. If you’re not going there for a secret rendezvous, are you going to do math problems?”
Bingo!
Lu Xing snapped his fingers cheerfully. “It seems our Dachun’s intuition is quite accurate. You’ve actually discovered the truth.”
Li Dachun let out a chuckle.
“What studying? I think at most you two are exploring human anatomy in biology class.”
He leaned close to Lu Xing’s ear and whispered.
“Be careful, don’t get anyone pregnant!”
Lu Xing: …
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Piano Room
“I’m a genius!”
Upon seeing the little golden head lying on the piano, Lu Xing gave himself a big compliment in his heart!
He quietly pushed the door open and gently closed it.
Walking to the piano, Lu Xing saw the sleeping Xia Yeshuang from this angle for the first time.
Lu Xing leaned against the side of the piano. Xia Yeshuang’s little golden head was at the height of his waist, looking very pettable.
Her eyes were tightly closed, her long eyelashes casting a shadow.
Her small, pink mouth was slightly open, moist and shiny. A head of golden hair was scattered messily on the piano.
The wind blew through the gauze curtains. Xia Yeshuang was as beautiful as an oil painting, making one reluctant to disturb her.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
The birds outside the window had no intention of showing any pity for the beautiful girl, perched on the branches and singing at the top of their lungs.
“Mmm…”
Xia Yeshuang frowned in her sleep, clearly annoyed by the noise.
“Alright, serving the client well is an essential quality for us professional simps.”
Lu Xing scanned the piano room and finally took a broom from the corner.
He rolled up his sleeves, stood outside the window, and tried to sweep away the noisy birds on the branches with the broom.
The birds didn’t want to pay him any mind and chirped even more cheerfully!
“Damn you, stinky birds!”
Lu Xing muttered with some dissatisfaction.
Both the birds outside the window and the bird on his body often left him at a loss.
(TL : Wait what?)
After fiddling for a long time, the birds weren’t driven away, but a few leaves had fallen on Lu Xing’s hair.
“What are you doing?”
A somewhat hoarse voice suddenly sounded in the piano room.
Lu Xing’s brain immediately tensed up. He quickly hid the broom in his hand behind his back, turned around, and grinned at Xia Yeshuang.
“Nothing, I, I was cleaning. I’m sweeping the floor, sweeping, sweeping.”
Xia Yeshuang had just woken up, her eyes filled with a dazed, watery look.
Sweeping the floor?
But she had clearly seen Lu Xing reaching for something by the windowsill just now!
Xia Yeshuang was already in a low mood from being woken up. Now, being deceived by Lu Xing like this, her face instantly turned cold.
“I give you money, not for you to lie to me.”
Lu Xing said awkwardly: “I didn’t…”
“Speak! What were you doing just now!” Xia Yeshuang’s tone became even colder.
Lu Xing was helpless. He closed his eyes with a look of someone facing death.
“I saw the birds on the tree outside disturbing your sleep. I wanted to use the broom to drive them away, but they were too agile and I failed!”
Xia Yeshuang was stunned, unable to imagine this was the reason.
“When I asked you, why didn’t you say so?”
Lu Xing lowered his head, rarely showing the shyness of a boy his age.
“I couldn’t drive the birds away. It’s too embarrassing. It’s a bit shameful to say that.”
Losing a fight with a bird, that’s really a bit embarrassing!
Even though Lu Xing always tried his best to be steady and rational, he still felt a little ashamed when encountering this kind of unmanageable emergency.
Xia Yeshuang was stunned at first. An indescribable feeling welled up in her heart.
So there really are people this silly.
In order to let her sleep a little longer, he took a broom to fight with birds, and was too embarrassed to say it because he lost?
Xia Yeshuang scanned Lu Xing’s expression for a long time, and finally let out a cheerful laugh.
Xia Yeshuang’s laughter made Lu Xing’s ears turn a little red.
“Your happiness is disturbing me, hey!”
Xia Yeshuang laughed even more happily.
“Is it any of your business if I laugh? I’ll laugh if I want to!”
Lu Xing was helpless.
Whatever, let the client laugh if she wants to. It’s better than crying.
“You just woke up, your throat might be sore. I’ll pour you a glass of water.”
Lu Xing had just brought the water to Xia Yeshuang when he found that she didn’t even lift her arm, just left it on the piano!
The two of them locked eyes.
It’s over! She’s not going to make me feed her water, is she?
It’s over! My arm is numb from sleeping, I can’t lift it!
Adhering to the principle of “customer first”, Lu Xing carefully held the disposable cup against Xia Yeshuang’s moist and crystal-clear lips.
“Drink slowly.”
Xia Yeshuang was defiant. She snorted and said arrogantly, “I just like to drink fast!”
Half a minute later–
Sigh.
Not only was a large patch of her chest wet, revealing the white lace underneath, but there was even a little water collected in the hollow of her collarbone!
Lu Xing asked sincerely.
“Do you really like to drink water like that?”
Xia Yeshuang bit her lower lip, her face suddenly exploding with red, but she still had to nod with difficulty.
“Yes!”
“It’s refreshing to drink water like this!”
Lu Xing: o_O
Saving face at the expense of suffering!
The two of them looked at each other. One of them couldn’t hold it in and suddenly burst out laughing.
Outside the window, the wind blew through the leaves, and the birds chirped.
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- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
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- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
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- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
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- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
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- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
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- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
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- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
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- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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