Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
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- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
“The curve in a magnetic field…”
Song Junzhu pulled a chair to sit beside Lu Xing, her pen constantly writing on a piece of paper.
Her full, red lips uttered one professional term after another.
Her seaweed-like curly hair was all swept back, revealing a section of her fair, slender neck. Only when the glasses on her nose slipped down would she spare a moment to push them up.
Lu Xing hadn’t expected Song Junzhu to do it for real!
She was actually tutoring him!
In one afternoon, she had gone through the entire framework of knowledge points. Areas that Lu Xing hadn’t understood before suddenly became crystal clear after her explanation.
Staring at Song Junzhu’s exquisite and bewitching side profile, Lu Xing couldn’t help but sigh in admiration.
As expected.
A serious woman is the most beautiful!
He had only ever seen Song Junzhu’s crazy side before; he never expected her to be so professional when she was working.
“What are you looking at me for? Are there words on my face? Look at your book!”
Alright then.
A classic teacher’s phrase instantly pulled Lu Xing back to reality.
He quickly handed a cup of warm water to Song Junzhu’s side, lowered his head, and admitted his mistake with a slight wobble of his cat ears.
“Sorry, Professor Song, I got distracted.”
Song Junzhu took the water and had a sip, instantly moisturizing her dry throat. She closed the book.
“That’s all for today. We’ll talk about the rest tomorrow.”
Lu Xing was shocked.
Wait, you’re going to have another maternal outburst tomorrow?
Has Song Junzhu lost her mind? She’s not doing her research work and is tutoring me instead?
However, as a professional simp, the most important thing was to be completely obedient to the client.
“Okay, Professor Song, I’m looking forward to it!”
The young male servant’s cheerful and pleasantly surprised voice dispersed Song Junzhu’s fatigue, making the corners of her mouth lift unconsciously.
Ding.
A crisp notification sound.
Song Junzhu picked up her phone and saw a wedding invitation sent by a colleague from the university.
Her expression instantly darkened.
Wedding, wedding.
The matter of her fiancé running away appeared in her mind again, reminding her at every moment—
Your life has a stain on it!
A crazed look flashed through Song Junzhu’s cool, alluring eyes. She glanced at the darkening sky and said faintly.
“Get the red wine from the wine cabinet.”
Lu Xing’s relaxed nerves instantly tensed up, and he immediately stood up.
“Of course, Professor Song.”
It’s coming!
Every time night fell, after drinking wine, Song Junzhu would become the Psycho PRO MAX version.
Her mental state at that time was simply…
She could silence anyone with a single word!
(TL: The original phrase 一说一个不吱声 (yī shuō yīgè bù zīshēng) means to be so domineering or powerful in speech that others are too intimidated to reply.)
For his other clients, Lu Xing generally provided emotional value.
Only Song Junzhu was different.
She paid more, so she had SVIP privileges.
The dark red liquid slid into the wine glass.
Song Junzhu sat before the floor-to-ceiling window and took a sip of the expensive red wine.
Lu Xing carried a box and placed it beside Song Junzhu.
“Professor Song, the items are here.”
“Mm,” Song Junzhu acknowledged, her eyes still gazing somberly at the neon-lit skyscrapers outside the window.
Lu Xing glanced at Song Junzhu, who seemed about to be swallowed by the night, and went to clear the dining table on his own.
He felt that what Song Junzhu needed wasn’t a professional simp, but a mental hospital.
Song Junzhu had long been burdened by the high expectations of those around her. Everyone said she should succeed, that she must succeed.
This was what led to her deep-seated hatred of failure!
She couldn’t accept failure, but her fiancé’s escape had dealt a heavy blow to her perfectly successful life.
Objectively speaking, it wasn’t that big of a deal.
A person isn’t a banknote, how could everyone like you?
But Song Junzhu just couldn’t get over this mental block.
That’s why Lu Xing felt she most needed to go to a mental hospital to treat her psychological illness.
But it didn’t matter.
Lu Xing lowered his head and continued to wipe the table.
Song Junzhu didn’t need his sympathy.
A worker feeling sorry for a capitalist, as if he was gonna stoop that low!
(TL: 那真的是贱得不轻!” (Nà zhēnde shì jiàn de bù qīng!) it’s a Chinese idiom to denunce a type of behavior, in this case, feeling sorry for someone rich when you are a worker who is being exploited by him/her)
…
Half an hour later.
Song Junzhu stood up shakily, her hair scattered around her face. She leaned against the wall, staring drunkenly at Lu Xing.
Lu Xing was obediently tidying the tabletop.
The warm light fell on top of his head, and Song Junzhu felt like she was seeing a little angel.
But upon seeing Lu Xing’s face, the smile in Song Junzhu’s eyes was instantly eroded by coldness.
“Bastard…”
Remembering the news of her fiancé running away, remembering the gossiping expressions of the people around her at the time…
Song Junzhu’s mind was instantly filled with rage!
She had drunk half a bottle of red wine and her body was weak.
Staggering, she tripped over the box on the floor and fell forward uncontrollably!
The next second.
The expected pain did not arrive.
Song Junzhu looked up dizzily and saw Lu Xing’s detestable face.
But he just had to say the most affectionate and gentle words.
“Professor Song, are you alright?”
“Shut up!”
Song Junzhu, with a strength that came from God-knows-where, violently shoved Lu Xing to the ground!
She swayed and sat down on the floor, flipping open the lid of the box.
Song Junzhu’s brow furrowed, an astonishingly bewitching light erupting in her eyes.
Here we go again.
Lu Xing’s temples throbbed.
Even now, he still felt that Song Junzhu’s methods were both psycho and crazy!
Who finds a substitute for their enemy, locks them in a villa, and tortures them?
Finally.
Song Junzhu selected a suitable tool. She tilted her head back and drained the red wine in her hand!
The dark red liquid trickled down her delicate, fair chin, all the way to her slender neck.
After finishing the wine, Song Junzhu casually tossed the glass aside.
She bent down, gripped Lu Xing’s neck tightly, and forced his head up!
Song Junzhu looked down on Lu Xing arrogantly. His everything, even his breath, was under her control!
Everything was clearly in her grasp.
But when Song Junzhu saw the sadness in Lu Xing’s eyes, her heart still instinctively ached!
Soft-hearted?
Impossible!
Didn’t I get him here precisely to see him suffer?
Accepting punishment on behalf of her fiancé was the sole meaning of Lu Xing’s existence.
Her alcohol-addled brain didn’t allow Song Junzhu to think too much. She uttered a short sentence from on high.
“Are you ready?”
Looking at Song Junzhu’s ever-changing expression, Lu Xing gave himself a thumbs-up in his mind—
I’m a fucking genius!
Good thing I put on a few extra layers of clothes. It won’t even hurt when she hits me!
…
As a qualified Time Management Master…
The rational use of time is the key to success.
You can be as crazy as you want.
Lu Xing calmly reviewed the relevant content about electromagnetic fields in his mind.
Lu Xing felt that he thoroughly deserved to earn this money!
After an unknown amount of time…
Lu Xing had almost finished reviewing all the knowledge points in his head when Song Junzhu’s drunkenness completely took over and she collapsed.
“Is it over?”
“That was a bit short today.”
Sensing no movement behind him, Lu Xing hammered his numb, kneeling legs and staggered up from the floor.
Song Junzhu’s hair was spread across the floor like a tide.
Her dark-green nightdress was bunched up at her knees, revealing a section of her smooth calf.
Lu Xing stepped right over her.
Only after neatly placing his books back into his schoolbag did he turn to look at Song Junzhu.
Song Junzhu seemed to be sleeping unhappily, her brows tightly furrowed, her long eyelashes trembling restlessly, casting a small shadow.
“You’re so well-behaved when you’re asleep. Why are you so fierce when you’re awake?”
Lu Xing’s hands went under Song Junzhu’s legs, and he easily picked her up and walked towards the bathroom.
Cleaning up after the client was also part of a professional simp’s professional integrity.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him