Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
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- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
Some people’s every move is like a bear rubbing against a tree; other people’s every move is like a fairy descending to the mortal world.
In the rehabilitation room
Chi Yueshan was diligently doing exercises to help alleviate her back pain.
A few strands of her inky black hair stuck to her forehead. Drops of sweat slid down from the corner of her forehead, past her neck, and disappeared into the clothes on her chest.
Her cheeks had a tender pink glow from the exercise, and her sweaty skin was so white it seemed to shine.
Lu Xing didn’t dare to stare directly, so he observed and studied with single-minded focus through the mirror on the wall.
He had just looked up Hao Haohao’s information.
She really was the ancient Greek god of rehabilitation!
The exercises Hao Haohao taught Chi Yueshan were all master classes.
Essence!
Absolute essence!
The next time Lu Xing wanted to see Hao Haohao, he would have to pay a registration fee. Now, it was free to listen.
Learn, there is no end to learning!
Lu Xing had mastered so many skills, most of which he had learned through accompanying people like this.
The clients were rich.
The people who served them were also top figures in various industries.
When those people were teaching the essence of their knowledge…
Lu Xing would secretly improve on the side.
Hehe.
Learned another trick!
“Mmm…”
Chi Yueshan let out a muffled groan and fell weakly onto the mat.
Lu Xing forcibly held back his subconsciously extended hand.
The next second.
Chi Yueshan quickly got up again and returned to her previous posture.
She held the posture, looked up at Lu Xing, her eyes like autumn water, and explained with some grievance.
“I wasn’t pretending to be pitiful just now.”
She still didn’t want to give up.
Since Lu Xing felt she was insincere, she would try her best to control these behaviors.
But…
For the past twenty-plus years, these things had already become integrated into her flesh and blood.
If she wanted to change, she could only slowly peel away the flesh and skin, until it was a bloody mess.
But these pains, compared to losing Lu Xing by her side…
Were just a little bit of wind and frost.
She would just change.
“Mm.”
Lu Xing nodded, indicating that he understood.
Rehabilitation training, for people who have been traumatized, is a test of willpower.
If you can’t endure it…
Then bye-bye, just quit this industry on the spot.
Clearly.
As someone who could learn daomadan at the opera school and still stand out, Chi Yueshan was a person who was extremely ruthless to herself.
She didn’t make a sound when she was in pain, only let out a quiet, low gasp, so soft it made one’s scalp tingle.
Lu Xing sat on the sofa, his left leg crossed over his right, lazy and ruthless.
He thought of his almost uncontrollable hand just now, propped up his head, and said thoughtfully.
“Is your occupational disease serious?”
Occupational disease?
Chi Yueshan was taken aback for a moment and looked up with difficulty.
“The injuries on my body?”
Lu Xing smiled and shook his head. “No.”
As her thoughts spun, Chi Yueshan suddenly thought of a possibility.
“Are you talking about the tone, intonation, and movements of daily life?”
Lu Xing nodded.
Chi Yueshan was a little happy that she had guessed the meaning behind Lu Xing’s words. Her thin, pink lips curved slightly.
“Of course, there is.”
“Sometimes I’ll suddenly stop talking. When people ask me what’s wrong, I’ll say I’m waiting for the interlude.”
(TL: A musical term in opera.)
Hahaha!
Lu Xing couldn’t hold it in and let out a laugh.
So, he wasn’t the only one in this world whose professional habits were so ingrained.
Mm.
He felt a strange sense of comfort.
See? he thought to himself. That subconscious urge to help her just now was nothing more than an occupational disease.
Chi Yueshan secretly glanced at Lu Xing’s happy expression, wanting to ask if his occupational disease was also very serious.
But she couldn’t ask.
Lu Xing’s profession was really special. What if she touched upon a wound of his?
This would simply be adding frost to the snow of their already shaky relationship.
It was rare for the two of them to be able to chat so harmoniously. She didn’t want to ruin this atmosphere.
After thinking it over…
Chi Yueshan didn’t want such a good atmosphere to fall silent, so she changed her posture and said casually.
“You can watch my movements more. They are all very standard. I’m Dr. Hao’s star patient!”
“After you’ve memorized them, you can also learn to do them when your back hurts in the future.”
Lu Xing smiled.
“You really have a lot of energy. Aren’t you tired now?”
Hurry up and say you’re tired.
Then he can personally see Chi Yueshan off in a taxi.
Only when he saw Chi Yueshan leave this place could he be at ease.
As an excellent professional simp, one must learn to extract key information from complex and trivial conversations.
For example, just now.
When he was listening to the conversation between Chi Yueshan and Hao Haohao, he learned about Chi Yueshan’s regular hospital visits.
This was of great use!
Usually, Chi Yueshan would come to the hospital for rehabilitation treatment from Monday to Friday. This time was just an accident.
Thankfully, thankfully.
Lu Xing silently thanked the Jade Emperor, Buddha, the Three Pure Ones, and Amen. In short, anyone would do. Thank you for your blessings, thank you for your blessings!
(TL: Thank Amen? I don’t think the author know a lot about Christianity.)
Anyway, he didn’t come to the hospital from Monday to Friday.
If nothing unexpected happened, the two of them would never meet again in the future.
No.
I need to add another layer of insurance!
Seeing Chi Yueshan biting her lower lip as she did the exercises, Lu Xing said flatly.
“Will your waist never get better?”
Chi Yueshan was taken aback for a moment. Her three thousand strands of black hair cascaded down like a waterfall as she carefully savored the meaning of Lu Xing’s words.
After a moment.
Chi Yueshan was enlightened.
She immediately denied it.
“No, my waist only hurts sometimes.
But it works very well.”
“If you don’t believe me, I can do ten fixed-point turns and continuous backflips for you right now.”
Lu Xing: …
Alright.
People are not tools. It’s normal for them not to follow the script.
The next second.
Chi Yueshan’s gaze fell on Lu Xing’s hand. She caressed the mat under her and asked softly.
“What about your hand? Is it seriously injured?”
Yes!
Chi Yueshan! You are my one and only sister!
This is what I meant!
Lu Xing was happy. He hadn’t expected the script to go off track for a bit and then come back!
So he thought for a moment and said with a relieved smile.
“It’s just a little painful. If I had come to the hospital a little later, it would have healed on its own!”
Chi Yueshan let out a low laugh.
She still preferred to see Lu Xing so full of life.
Chi Yueshan said in a small voice, “What a pity.”
“What’s a pity?” Lu Xing asked her.
Chi Yueshan finally reached her limit and lay weakly on the mat, her inky black hair falling to her waist.
She said sullenly.
“It’s a pity that I won’t be able to see you at the hospital in the future.”
Lu Xing forcibly suppressed the corners of his mouth, which wanted to lift, and said with some emotion.
“Life is always full of regrets.”
Hahaha.
So good!
The insurance is set!
As expected of me!
But…
Lu Xing scratched his head, feeling like he had forgotten something.
…
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him