Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
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- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
That night.
It was only nine-thirty after putting Nannan to sleep.
Lu Xing thought about the always fiery little Lu Xing, so he simply changed his clothes and went to the gym.
As soon as he entered the gym, Lu Xing felt an overwhelming sense of luxury.
All the equipment was from top-tier brands, from treadmills to barbells, everything was there!
And this was just what had been hastily prepared.
If Wen Lingxiu had enough time, Lu Xing believed this gym would be even more luxurious.
Lu Xing had worked as a receptionist at a gym before.
After some people finished their workout, he would have to go and disinfect the equipment with disinfectant.
Otherwise, a fungal infection could easily happen!
Later, Lu Xing was “optimized,” and the receptionist was replaced by a girl. The boss even posted a huge sign on the door.
【If you are unable to return the equipment to its place, please ask the little sister at the front desk for help~~~】
From then on, the phenomenon of equipment being left scattered around the gym instantly decreased.
At that time, even Lu Xing couldn’t help but marvel. Look at the boss’s brain, he deserves to make money!
“I never thought that after all this time, I would go from being a receptionist to a client.”
Lu Xing turned on the treadmill and started walking to warm up.
After running for about three thousand meters, he was already sweating, his face was a little red, and he was out of breath.
At this moment.
The phone rang. Lu Xing glanced at the caller ID.
【Song Junzhu 27-year-old Psycho】
“Strange, it’s not Saturday. Why is she calling me?”
But Lu Xing still answered the call.
Song Junzhu on the other end didn’t speak. She had her principles, so Lu Xing could only be the one to speak first.
“Hello? Professor Song, good evening.”
Something’s not right.
Song Junzhu’s hand, holding the wine glass, suddenly paused. She felt that Lu Xing’s voice was too strange.
Out of breath, and a little hoarse. Why did it sound like he was…
“What are you doing!”
Song Junzhu’s good mood vanished. She asked angrily, her words mixed with a sourness she herself didn’t even notice.
Damn it!
What kind of new madness has this damn psycho come up with!
Lu Xing frowned, switched screens, took a photo, and sent it over, saying gently.
“Professor Song, I’m exercising. What’s wrong?”
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment, looking at the photo Lu Xing had sent.
The youth’s handsome face was flushed red, sweat dripping down, trickling down his neck, and finally disappearing into the towel hanging around his neck.
Looking at the background of the photo, it really was a gym.
Song Junzhu looked at the photo and subconsciously swallowed, her slender fingertips long-pressing the screen to save the image.
Why isn’t she talking?
Lu Xing thought Song Junzhu had disconnected and asked again.
“Professor Song? Are you still there?”
“I’ve organized some college entrance exam materials for you. Go take a look yourself. Don’t fail to get into Haicheng University and embarrass me!”
Song Junzhu’s mind was full of Lu Xing’s face. After throwing down this sentence with a slightly rushed tone, she hung up the phone directly.
Lu Xing: ???
The next second.
He received a compressed file sent from Song Junzhu.
After decompressing it, there was a folder for each subject: Chinese, Math, English, Physics, Chemistry, and Biology.
Clicking into them, the important knowledge points and past exam questions for each subject were all there.
There were even Song Junzhu’s own predictions for this year’s college entrance exam questions???
Lu Xing was shocked.
“Is this the execution power of a top student?”
He thought Song Junzhu was just coaxing him that day. He hadn’t expected this psycho to actually keep her word.
So this is what it feels like to be carried by a top student.
Lu Xing was enlightened.
Who cares what kind of madness that psycho is up to!
It’s free materials. It would be a waste not to take them.
Lu Xing found his good helper, AI, and generated a short essay.
After carefully checking it for any problems, he sent it directly to Song Junzhu.
Technology really changes lives!
But after waiting for three minutes, Song Junzhu didn’t reply. Lu Xing couldn’t be bothered to wait anymore.
“Whatever, she’s probably busy. I’m going to bed too.”
After exercising and taking a comfortable shower, Lu Xing lay on the big bed and fell into a deep sleep.
On the other side.
Song Junzhu’s villa was dimly lit, with only a single phone screen glowing with a cool white light.
On it was a photo of a youth.
Song Junzhu stared at the photo on her phone, motionless.
She was already twenty-seven years old, and as the youngest professor at Haicheng University, her standards were incredibly high.
But–
When she saw this photo, Lu Xing’s overwhelming and vigorous vitality still made her heart thump wildly!
“Saturday, I can see Lu Xing on Saturday.”
“I can’t look anymore! Sleep!”
Song Junzhu’s legs went weak. She trembled as she went to the bathroom.
The next morning.
Song Junzhu found that her favorite set of expensive three-piece bedding was ruined.
…
The next day.
“Another refreshing day!”
Now, with each passing day, Lu Xing was one step closer to his day of freedom!
However, when he arrived at school and heard the new rumors about himself, he felt terrible.
“What?”
“Wei Qingyu and Xia Yeshuang had a confrontation on the playground because of me, and in the end, I, the scumbag, went to find a ‘sister’ from another school?”
After hearing Li Dachun’s retelling, Lu Xing’s eyes widened!
Who the fuck spread this rumor!
Li Dachun shrank his neck, took a big bite of bread, and said helplessly.
“Many people on the playground saw it yesterday. The first half is true, the second half is speculation.”
When it comes to talk…
The most feared is this kind of half-truth, half-lie.
If you say it’s the truth, well, there is a little bit of truth, but it’s not all true.
Lu Xing’s mind went numb. How did a normal school day turn into this strange kind of Shura field?
“They didn’t start fighting, did they?”
And that person Wei Qingyu looks like she could ascend to immortality at any moment.
She could actually take the initiative to provoke Xia Yeshuang?
Li Dachun thought for a moment and shook his head.
“No.”
“But Xing-xing, don’t worry. If they start fighting, I’ll definitely film it for you to see!”
(TL: Send me a copy as well!)
Lu Xing: ???
Holy f*ck!
That’s really not what I meant!
I really don’t like to watch women fight. Don’t you dare frame me!
“Lu Xing! Old Ban wants you in her office!”
Hu Zhongzhong came in from outside with a gloating smile.
Li Dachun understood at a glance. “Damn it, this bastard went to snitch again.”
“Why doesn’t Demon Lord Li go find Wei Qingyu and Xia Yeshuang? You weren’t even fucking involved in this!”
Lu Xing tore off half of Li Dachun’s bread and stuffed it in his mouth, explaining.
“She doesn’t dare to find Wei Qingyu, and she doesn’t dare to find Xia Yeshuang. So of course, she can only come for me, right?”
Lu Xing showed a smile.
“Kicking me is like kicking cotton~~~”
As Lu Xing was passing by Wei Qingyu, the corner of his shirt was suddenly gently pulled.
Wei Qingyu’s beautiful eyes were tinged with some red blood vessels, looking like she hadn’t rested well last night.
“Sorry, I got you involved. I’ll go with you.”
Lu Xing shook his head, pried her hand off the corner of his shirt, same as usual.
“No need. I’ll go by myself.”
“Class hasn’t started yet. You can catch up on some sleep.”
Lu Xing left.
Wei Qingyu’s eyes seemed to have flown away with him.
Wang Zhenzhen sighed from the side.
When will this child finally have a complete epiphany? Isn’t this what being deeply in love looks like?!
You just keep holding it in. Sooner or later, you’ll suffocate yourself!
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him