Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
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“Wow, that fish looks so dazed. It’s so cute! Quick, take a picture!”
The next second.
“Is it still cute? It just ate its colleague.”
Unbearable. Truly unbearable.
Lu Xing had actually wanted to play along with his senior sister.
But who would have guessed that the manta ray, which looked so adorable one second, would swallow its little fish companion the next?
Seeing her fall silent, Lu Xing patted her shoulder with a heavy heart.
“This is workplace bullying, eating someone without even spitting out the bones!”
“Sigh, the other small fish clearly skipped their education. If they were university students, they’d at least be guaranteed a spot in grad school by now.”
Liu Qingqing turned her head toward Lu Xing, her movements stiff. She looked so frightened she was on the verge of tears.
Lu Xing laughed wildly on the inside.
But his face remained dead serious as he asked, quite sternly:
“And were you just taking a picture?”
Liu Qingqing grew anxious, her eyes blinking rapidly and her heart pounding. She was terrified, thinking she had accidentally committed some major taboo.
“Is… is it not allowed?”
Lu Xing’s face stayed stern. He didn’t speak for a long time. Only when he realized she was about to cry from sheer terror did he suddenly crack a smile.
“Of course it’s allowed.”
Liu Qingqing: ???
“Then why did you say all that just now?”
“…I was just scaring you!”
Lu Xing finally burst into laughter and immediately bolted.
“Lu Xing!”
Liu Qingqing was furious, but because she looked so soft and cute, she had zero intimidating power. She could only chase after him in a huff.
‘Despicable, despicable, despicable! You stinking Lu Xing, you’re bullying me again!’
Thump!
While chasing him, she suddenly slammed into his back.
She rubbed her forehead and grumbled, “Why did you stop running…”
“Shh.”
Liu Qingqing followed his gaze.
Inside the massive, transparent aquarium, a sculpture of the Sea God held a trident. Schools of small fish formed a shimmering planetary ring, circling and passing through the display.
In the deep blue landscape, several massive whale sharks glided through the water past them.
The whale shark, known as the gentlest shark in the world is enormous and looks intimidating, but its temperament is docile.
It feeds mainly on small fish, shrimp, plankton, and algae, rarely attacking anything outside its diet.
Liu Qingqing suddenly thought: Isn’t this just like Lu Xing?
He looked cold and indifferent, even a bit scary, but in reality, he was just a childish brat.
Especially now, in order to get her to stop chasing him, he had clumsily changed the subject to make her focus on the fish.
‘Fine.’
Liu Qingqing moved closer to him, and the two of them leaned against the glass like primary school students on a field trip.
“Ah!”
A frightened child’s cry caught their attention. They looked back.
A beluga whale had nonchalantly swum up to a little boy and then suddenly opened its mouth wide!
The child was so scared he sat right down on the floor with a plop.
His mother’s face was filled with worry for her son, yet the corners of her mouth were twitching toward her temples in a suppressed smile.
The beluga didn’t leave. Like a culprit returning to the scene of the crime to admire their handiwork, its expression seemed to say:
‘Hehe, scared another one!’
Damn it. Even the beluga whales here were “abstract.”
The air was filled with a happy atmosphere.
The beluga gracefully swam up to Lu Xing, as if pondering whether this person could be spooked.
Lu Xing placed his hand on the glass. The beluga pressed its head against the glass in return.
Through dozens of centimeters of thickness… Lu Xing felt as if he were actually petting it.
Ha—
Lu Xing let out a breath and fogged a small heart onto the glass.
Seeing him happy, the corners of Liu Qingqing’s mouth lifted unconsciously, her dimples showing.
After Lu Xing had looked his fill, he stood up and checked the time.
“The Ocean Theater is about to start. Want to go see the show?”
“Of course.”
Liu Qingqing smiled sweetly and said mysteriously, “Want a gift?”
Lu Xing raised an eyebrow, leaning back against the glass. “Are there terms and conditions?”
“Promise me one wish.”
Lu Xing snorted, instantly wary. “NO!”
“Aiya, I don’t want your payment password!”
“Oh. Then fine.”
Liu Qingqing was speechless. She was truly defeated by his money-grubbing nature.
“You have to let me see if the gift is worth it first. I’ll only grant the wish if I like it.”
Lu Xing always followed the principle of inspecting the goods first.
“Ta-da!”
Liu Qingqing pulled out a photo from somewhere.
Lu Xing took it.
In the photo, his head was pressed against the glass, staring blankly at the beluga. The blue light illuminated his face, highlighting his sparkling eyes.
So full of life.
Lu Xing hadn’t realized he was capable of such an innocent gaze.
He unzipped his jacket and tucked the photo into the inner pocket closest to his heart, smiling.
“It’s a great shot.”
“Then you owe me a wish.” Liu Qingqing looked at him expectantly.
Lu Xing smirked. “It’s a great shot, but I never said I liked it.”
Liu Qingqing froze. “You’re cheating! Give it back!”
“Oh.” Lu Xing spread his hands nonchalantly. “Then come and get it.”
Liu Qingqing glanced at where the photo was, tucked inside his clothes. How could she possibly reach in there!
Lu Xing flashed a roguish smile.
“Remember this; it’s the first lesson I’m teaching you. The human heart is hard to predict.”
Liu Qingqing clenched her fists in annoyance.
‘Despicable, despicable! You evil Lu Xing! Sooner or later, I’ll pin you down—I mean, knock you down!’
“Let’s go.”
Lu Xing turned leisurely, heading toward the performance.
Liu Qingqing looked back at the spot where he had drawn the heart. It had already faded away.
“I know.”
After a moment, she ran to catch up with him.
On that same piece of glass, two small hearts pierced by Cupid’s arrow had been drawn.
A few seconds later, they too completely disappeared.
…
Inside the Ocean Theater.
Lu Xing chose not to sit in the front rows, opting for seats further back.
First, he didn’t want a face full of water. Second, he didn’t know if his senior sister’s makeup was waterproof today; he was afraid she’d start crying again.
He truly had a trauma regarding her makeup.
He glanced sideways. She looked nervous and excited, clutching her phone with the camera open.
“Why are you still using your phone to film?”
She clenched her fist and said seriously, “I don’t really know how to use a real camera yet. I only have my Polaroid. When we go out more and I learn how to film properly, I’ll buy a camera.”
Lu Xing smiled. She’s already booking future outings?
Her face was pink, and her words seemed to have a “cute filter” on them. She made a serious wish:
“I hope I can take my ‘life’s photo’ before I’m thirty! Preferably one where I don’t get shot(?)!”
Pfft!
Lu Xing laughed out loud.
Liu Qingqing said embarrassedly, “Don’t laugh at me! If you let me practice on you more, I’ll definitely get better at it!”
The performance began.
Liu Qingqing was a bit disappointed she hadn’t heard an answer from Lu Xing. But thankfully, the show was exciting enough to distract her.
All sorts of animals appeared, leaving the audience gasping in amazement.
After seeing a walrus spray water at the crowd, she excitedly grabbed Lu Xing’s sleeve.
“Junior brother, thank goodness you chose these seats!”
If her makeup were ruined, she really would cry.
It’s just… did Lu Xing consider her when choosing the seats? Was it intentional or just a lucky accident?
While she was pondering this, the show reached the “KissCam” segment.
Lu Xing was confused.
‘Wait, why does a marine animal show have a KissCam? Are they trying to be trendy?’
Only after the host explained did he understand: it was a segment to invite audience members up to interact with the animals.
Oh, fine. Lu Xing was a little disappointed.
If it were a real KissCam, he was hoping to “eat some melon” (watch some drama). After all, in a venue like this, it wasn’t guaranteed that every couple was actually ‘official’.
Hearing the host announce they would pick four people, Liu Qingqing said expectantly:
“I hope I get chosen. I really want to touch a dolphin! Are they slippery?”
Lu Xing sighed as well.
“I hope I get chosen. I really want a dolphin to carry me so I can charge forward bravely!”
Liu Qingqing: ???
As the host warmed up the crowd, the camera panned across the audience.
The next second, the entire crowd gasped, and the room went silent.
On the giant screen, a black-haired, pale-skinned girl sat quietly in the very last row.
She was expressionless, yet her beauty was so arresting people couldn’t look away, like a cold flower on a high mountain, making people hesitant to approach.
Lu Xing’s scalp tingled.
Why is Wei Qingyu here? Is she looking for her own kind among the fish?
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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