Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
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“CEO Wen? Are you outside?”
Hearing Lu Xing’s voice from inside the room, Wen Lingxiu frantically wiped the tears from her face and left in a bit of a panic.
Although she was in her own home, Wen Lingxiu felt like a thief. She didn’t dare to stop until she had run all the way into the study!
Wen Lingxiu leaned on the study’s desk, tears dripping onto the tabletop with a soft patter.
So happy.
Lu Xing holding Nannan in the room, gently humming a song. It looks so happy.
Wen Lingxiu lowered her head, her messy long hair covering her face. Only tears fell continuously like broken strings of pearls.
People are truly strong, strong enough to grit their teeth and endure through storms.
People are also so fragile, able to cry a river of tears for a single word of gentle comfort.
Wen Lingxiu took a deep breath, forcibly calmed her emotions, and took out her phone to dial her secretary’s number.
“Secretary Zhao, help me with something.”
“Okay, CEO Wen. I’ll take a note.”
As a secretary who received a high salary, Secretary Zhao was full of enthusiasm to serve Wen Lingxiu.
After all.
A boss who is so generous and doesn’t engage in PUA or gratitude education is truly rare.
(TL: PUA – Pick-up artist, used here to mean manipulative tactics. Gratitude education is when a boss tries to make employees feel indebted for having a job.)
“Help me investigate someone. Organize all of his past experiences for me.”
Wen Lingxiu took a deep breath.
“Also, no matter how much it costs, create a normal past for him. A past that appears normal no matter who investigates it.”
This was the last gift she would give to Lu Xing—
A clean, innocent background.
Hearing the specific content of the task, Secretary Zhao was stunned on the other end of the phone.
No, CEO Wen.
I was all prepared for you to assign me a job worth tens of small goals.
(TL: “Small goal” is a meme for 100 million yuan. People will say “set a small goal first earn 100 million yuan”, if you have read other urban novel you have probably heard of this sentence.)
But the result is you want me to be a resume painter?
Good, good, good.
You’re the boss, you call the shots!
Ancient servants said “Zha”, modern servants say “Received!”
Secretary Zhao quickly replied.
“Received!”
“There’s one more thing…”
Wen Lingxiu fell silent. Secretary Zhao also waited patiently on the other end of the phone.
After a long while.
Wen Lingxiu said.
“Recently, pick out some profiles of unmarried men with clean backgrounds and send them to my office.”
Secretary Zhao: ???
Holy f*ck!
What’s the meaning of this, what’s the meaning of this, what’s the meaning of this!
Is CEO Wen going to start eating meat?
Fuck!
A world-shattering melon!
Although Secretary Zhao was a woman, she suddenly felt like she had become the eunuch next to the emperor!
Good, good, good.
Speaking of this, Secretary Zhao became interested, her tone even noticeably more excited as she asked.
“CEO Wen, are there any specific requirements?”
Wen Lingxiu was taken aback for a moment and said.
“Height between 176 and 183, muscular but not exaggerated, broad shoulders and long legs, short black hair, very long eyelashes, a spirit in his eyes, loves to smile, very white teeth, patient with children, knows how to make people laugh, a pleasant voice, has candy in his pocket, doesn’t get angry easily…”
At first, Secretary Zhao was secretly grinning, taking advantage of the fact that the phone couldn’t see her.
But listening to CEO Wen’s requirements, the more she listened, the more something felt wrong!
Holy f*ck!
So specific???
No, CEO Wen.
It’s fine for you to have requirements, but it’s obvious you already have a specific person in mind!
Why don’t you just state the size requirements as well?
Is this stating requirements, or is it describing a picture?
Secretary Zhao collapsed.
She had never expected that CEO Wen, who usually didn’t like to find fault, would now give her such a big one!
After a long string of requirements, Wen Lingxiu finally stopped and asked.
“That’s about it.”
Secretary Zhao was in tears.
“Received!”
…
After hanging up the phone.
Wen Lingxiu leaned on the desk, took a deep breath, and finally calmed her emotions.
Why is it that I can be calm in the face of violent storms, yet cry over good things?
When she heard Lu Xing humming, her eyes suddenly stung, and tears fell without warning.
After handling everything, Wen Lingxiu looked at herself in the mirror. Seeing no abnormalities, she slowly walked to the bedroom door and pushed it open.
Lu Xing had already coaxed Nannan to sleep and was looking at the small English vocabulary booklet in his hand.
After seeing Wen Lingxiu come in, he immediately put it away and stood up.
“CEO Wen, Nannan is asleep.”
Wen Lingxiu looked at Lu Xing’s smooth and fluid motion of putting away the book and couldn’t help but laugh softly. She said gently.
“It’s fine to read it. You can also go to the study to read. It’s okay.”
Lu Xing nodded gratefully, but his eyes surreptitiously glanced behind Wen Lingxiu.
Oh.
There’s a shadow.
A person, not a ghost.
Damn it!
It’s not his fault for being paranoid. Nannan’s words were just too damn scary!
This is clearly a modern-day slice of life. How did it switch to the supernatural channel for me?
Goddamn director, I’m calling the cops on you!
After confirming that Wen Lingxiu was a person, Lu Xing was much more relieved.
“Thank you, CEO Wen. Then I’ll be leaving now?”
“Wait.”
Wen Lingxiu lifted a corner of the quilt and slowly lay down.
“The song you sang just now was very nice. Can you sing it again?”
A moment of pause.
“I can sing it to Nannan in the future too.”
Lu Xing smiled.
This is clearly what Wen Lingxiu herself wants to hear, right?
Adults are just like this.
Saying their true needs is like asking for their life!
But satisfying the client’s small needs is an essential professional quality for a professional simp.
Lu Xing first twisted open a bottle of water and handed it to Wen Lingxiu. “CEO Wen, your throat seems a little hoarse.”
As if she had cried.
Wen Lingxiu stared at the water handed to her and suddenly felt that she would probably never meet a better person than Lu Xing.
Lu Xing then went to dim the bedside lamp and leaned against the side of the bed.
Under the dim light, Wen Lingxiu’s eyes were brighter than the stars in the sky. She stared at Lu Xing’s face as if he would disappear in the next second.
Lu Xing sighed and reached over to hold Wen Lingxiu’s hand.
Her soft and smooth hand was tightly enveloped by Lu Xing’s large hand. Wen Lingxiu felt a rare sense of security.
“Sleep. I’ll be right here.”
His low voice coaxed Wen Lingxiu to close her eyes, and then a gentle song slowly began.
“…The candlelight sways, dappling the corridor of childhood, whose white wall?
Illuminating which family’s daughter’s face?
Rocking and swaying, fifteen rocks past the spring equinox is grandma’s bridge.
Waiting and waiting, for grandma, for grandma, calling sweetly.
Noisy and noisy, puffed rice candy sticking to the corner of my mouth, never getting enough to eat…”
Goodnight, CEO Wen.
For me, who cannot dream, have a good dream.
Creak.
The door opened and closed.
Lu Xing entered the guest bedroom. After checking that there were no cameras in the guest bedroom, he turned on the computer.
A long time ago.
He had unintentionally seen Wen Lingxiu’s ID.
Wen Lingxiu had changed her name. She wasn’t called Wen Lingxiu before.
Lu Xing searched for Wen Lingxiu in the search bar. The information he found was scarce.
He thought for a moment.
He typed Wen Lingxiu’s former name into the search bar.
The first title that popped up was very eye-catching.
【Wen Residence Arson Case, Fifteen Dead, Eight Injured】
Fifteen minutes later.
Lu Xing cleared all the usage history on the computer and then shut it down.
Wen Lingxiu’s younger sister had fallen in love with a man. The two were a golden couple, got married, and had a daughter.
Except for the daughter being weak and always living in the hospital, there were no other regrets.
The story should have been that the prince and princess lived happily ever after.
But unfortunately.
The prince liked men.
He got married just to find a suitable woman to carry on the family line.
When the prince was having an affair with the gardener, the princess found out. The princess was furious and wanted a divorce, wanting to ruin the reputation of the prince and the gardener.
The prince begged the princess, saying he would definitely break up with the gardener.
The reason humans will not be replaced by AI is that AI needs logic to operate.
But people don’t.
People just need… a whim.
Hearing about the breakup, the gardener got angry. Relying on his knowledge of the Wen family’s structure, he directly set a fire that burned the Wen residence to the ground.
Let’s all die together!!!
But as luck would have it, Wen Lingxiu was not at home that day. She was at the hospital watching over the child.
By the time Wen Lingxiu heard the news…
Her parents, grandparents, sister, brother-in-law, and even the gardener had all turned into a pile of scorched earth.
Dust to dust, earth to earth.
From then on.
Wen Lingxiu’s life of over twenty years was all consumed by the great fire.
No one would remember when she first spoke, when she learned to walk, when she wrote her first character.
The people she could share these things with were gone.
All gone.
The only person in this world with whom she had a blood connection was that little milk dumpling lying in the hospital.
Lu Xing stared at the sky outside the window and murmured.
“A besieged city…”
(TL: This concept of the “besieged city” is a powerful metaphor in Chinese culture for any situation in life where one is trapped, feeling that the grass is always greener on the other side.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him