Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
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- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
“I’m going there to teach. I’m not going to seduce students.”
In the luxury private room, Song Junzhu looked at the clothes placed in front of her in disbelief.
Zhang Yue rolled her eyes, picked up a hip-hugging skirt, and held it up in front of Song Junzhu.
“My dear young lady, who told you to wear it to school? You wear either a shirt and trousers or a long dress all day. You’re really wasting that face and such a figure.”
“Look at these legs, longer than my life. And you don’t even show them off?”
“If I had your conditions, I wouldn’t even lock the door when I go to the bathroom!”
(TL: WUT?)
She was telling the truth.
Song Junzhu’s looks were of the stunning and bewitching type. A pair of peach blossom eyes could look at a rag with affection.
But she was annoyed that people always thought she was a vase, so when she went out, she would put a pair of thin-rimmed glasses on her nose and dress very formally all day.
Zhang Yue looked at it and felt it was a complete waste of God’s gift!
Zhang Yue picked through the clothes, finally chose a blue satin shirt and a black hip-hugging skirt, and tossed them into Song Junzhu’s arms along with a pair of black stockings and single-strap thin high heels. She said slowly.
“Didn’t you decide not to go abroad?”
Song Junzhu stared blankly at the clothes in her arms and nodded.
“Me not going abroad… what does that have to do with these clothes?”
Zhang Yue sat down beside Song Junzhu and patted her best friend, who was completely clueless about love.
“You really don’t understand?”
“Why are you not going abroad?”
Song Junzhu fell silent. In her mind, Lu Xing’s smiling face and his warm, reliable embrace appeared.
She couldn’t bear to leave.
I could have endured the darkness, if I had never seen the light.
These days, she had almost played the song “The Bugs are Flying” to death.
“I…”
The usually eloquent Professor Song was speechless at this moment.
Zhang Yue stood up, continued to pick out clothes for Song Junzhu, and asked nonchalantly.
“Is it because of that duck you’re keeping?”
She had grown up with Song Junzhu and knew all too well about her vengeful nature.
In middle school, there was a recognized school prince who thought he was quite handsome and wanted to pursue Song Junzhu.
He had made a big scene—roses, candles, gifts, a confession, plus a cheering support group.
Anyone who saw it would have thought that Song Junzhu would definitely agree.
The result was very unexpected.
Not only did Song Junzhu refuse, but she also said that the school prince’s method of trying to get someone to agree to a confession by having a crowd cheer was extremely stupid.
That school prince had always been invincible in picking up girls.
But after being rebuffed by Song Junzhu, the more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He started to gather a group of people to spread rumors about her.
And Song Junzhu, true to her top student nature, had learned the essence of the “nation of etiquette.”
(TL: A sarcastic reference, implying she was about to be very “polite.”)
The day the rumor reached her ears…
Song Junzhu went straight to that school prince’s classroom, grabbed his hair, and slammed his head against the wall.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
It was so loud.
And very rhythmic.
Hiss.
Even now, Zhang Yue still shudders when she thinks of that scene.
Of course, the matter was settled by the Song family.
The price was that Song Junzhu was beaten into a coma by her father and had to eat liquid food in the hospital for two days.
After Song Junzhu woke up, her father asked her if she knew she was wrong.
She said she was not wrong, and she would dare to do it again next time.
The result was that she was beaten again and had to eat liquid food for another two days.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yue felt both heartache and amusement.
This person, Song Junzhu, would not bow her head to anyone.
“So…”
Zhang Yue picked out a purple dress that didn’t cover the front and didn’t cover the back and tossed it to Song Junzhu, saying faintly.
“For you to let Sun Ainan off the hook for that duck, I think it’s too amazing.”
She had thought that according to Song Junzhu’s vengeful nature…
After finding out that Sun Ainan was abroad, the dear Professor Song would have at least come up with three methods of revenge.
Hire someone to get close to Sun Ainan and give him AIDS.
Get Sun Ainan addicted to hallucinogens.
American-style quick draw.
(TL: Flang for a gunshot.)
She hadn’t expected it.
After the dear Professor Song had someone in her heart, her personality had become much more merciful. She had actually just made Sun Ainan pay money.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
As expected, women in love become softer.
Zhang Yue believed it.
So all these clothes were prepared for Song Junzhu, to let her be a little more comfortable in love.
Song Junzhu felt uncomfortable listening to Zhang Yue’s words. After thinking for a moment, she corrected her.
“He’s not a duck. He’s a very good person.”
Zhang Yue: …
Heh.
‘After thinking for so long, this is what you came up with?’
You love-struck fool!
But…
Zhang Yue held Song Junzhu’s hand, put away her joking manner, and said seriously.
“Junzhu, I’m serious.”
“That duck, uh, that, that… your man.”
“Later, you should take him to the hospital for a physical check-up to see if he has any dirty diseases.”
“If everything is fine, then don’t play these games with him. Cultivate your feelings and live a good life.”
Zhang Yue didn’t believe there were any chickens or ducks in this world who didn’t want to go ashore.
(TL: Slang for prostitutes wanting to quit the trade and settle down.)
And it was a golden shore like Song Junzhu.
After all.
When chickens and ducks get old, they can’t swim in the water anymore. The end is either to drown in the water or to find an honest family and become poultry.
Song Junzhu was silent for a long time.
After a long silence, she suddenly asked, “Why are you setting me up with him?”
Zhang Yue smiled.
The dear Professor Song’s first reaction was not to refute. That says a lot.
“I remember you met your man six months ago.”
“Let me tell you the truth today. You’re still on medication, right?”
Song Junzhu nodded hesitantly.
Her mental state was not good. She needed to rely on medication to regulate her various indicators.
Her psychiatrist and Zhang Yue were from the same school, so Zhang Yue also knew about her physical condition.
“Go back and look at the medicine your psychiatrist prescribed you today.”
“It’s empty. There’s no medicine in it.”
Wh-what?
Song Junzhu was stunned.
“Starting from six months ago, your various physical indicators have become more and more normal. The dosage of the medicine prescribed to you has also become less and less.”
“Until last week, the psychiatrist said that your various indicators… are normal.”
Zhang Yue’s eyes were full of emotion.
Love is a good medicine.
Now that Song Junzhu had met someone who could heal her, Zhang Yue was really happy for her.
It was rare for such a person to appear.
In order to prevent the kind of stomach-aching plot from a novel where “you run, I chase, there’s no escape,” as a good best friend, she had to wake Song Junzhu up!
Zhang Yue stared at Song Junzhu’s dazed eyes and said firmly.
“Junzhu.”
“Your mind can’t realize it, but your body does.”
“Every cell in your body, every indicator, every report is repeating the same sentence—
You’ve met your true love.”
Boom!
One sentence directly hit Song Junzhu’s heart, causing all her defenses to collapse!
The problem she had hidden in the dark corners of her heart and dared not to touch was directly exposed and roasted under the scorching sun.
“…True love?”
Song Junzhu subconsciously said these two words with some mockery.
Zhang Yue knew she was having a stress reaction.
After all.
For a proud person like Professor Song, to admit that she has fallen in love with someone else is more painful than killing her.
But Zhang Yue had known Song Junzhu for so many years. This duck was the only one who had really made Song Junzhu’s mental state better.
Perhaps there would only be this one in this lifetime.
So she couldn’t miss it.
Really couldn’t miss it!
Zhang Yue held Song Junzhu’s slightly trembling hand and nodded solemnly.
“Yes.”
“You’ve met your true love.”
“Junzhu, it’s not shameful to fall in love with someone.”
“Whether this is love or not, but he really can heal you. Let him stay by your side, okay?”
Otherwise, Zhang Yue was really worried that Song Junzhu would completely go crazy in her villa alone!
She also wanted to save Song Junzhu, but she couldn’t!
She could only use all her free time to ask Song Junzhu out for a walk and shopping.
But.
The steady decline in Song Junzhu’s mental indicators showed that no one could save her.
But that duck did it!
A miracle!
A complete miracle!
Zhang Yue swore to the heavens that she would never eat duck meat again in the future, and she would even worship a Psyduck at home!
Her friend’s earnest and concerned voice sounded by her ear. In Song Junzhu’s mind, a song suddenly appeared. It was Lu Xing singing.
Her eyes became empty.
The past events constantly appeared before her.
Did she really not realize it, or was her pride making her afraid to admit it?
A long, long time ago, she couldn’t bear to look into Lu Xing’s eyes anymore, didn’t she?
Why?
Why was it that when she heard Lu Xing’s confession back then, she didn’t throw him out of the villa, but started to be good to him?
Why did the test report say that her body had gradually improved since six months ago, and not since Lu Xing’s confession?
An answer was on the verge of coming out.
Song Junzhu lowered her eyes, her gaze full of self-mockery.
Why?
Because the always proud Professor Song was unwilling to admit that she had fallen in love with him before he did.
So only after hearing Lu Xing’s confession did she begin showing him open affection.
She kept telling herself.
It was Lu Xing who fell in love with her first, not her who fell in love with him first.
That way…
It was as if she had never lost.
The song “The Bugs are Flying” constantly echoed in her mind. She seemed to still be in that warm embrace. Song Junzhu closed her eyes.
Perhaps it was ten minutes, perhaps it was half an hour.
After a long silence in the private room, Song Junzhu’s hoarse voice sounded.
“Yueyue.”
“Pick out some more clothes for me.”
She admitted it.
She admitted defeat.
Every time she had said, ‘He loves me so much,’ it was actually…
‘I love him so much.’
(TL: The chapter title is a meme “螃蟹在剥我的壳 (pángxiè zài bō wǒ de ké)” – “The crab is peeling my shell,” which is a reversed, nonsensical way of saying “I am peeling the crab’s shell.” It’s used to describe a world turned upside down or a completely illogical situation, reflecting Song Junzhu’s own dawning, world-altering realization that it was her that loved him first.)
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- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
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- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
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- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
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- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
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- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
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- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
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- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
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- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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