Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
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- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
At eleven o’clock at night, in a warmly lit bedroom, Lu Xing found himself facing a potent combination: a 31-year-old beautiful single mother with a gentle soul.
When those three prefixes combined, Lu Xing realized exactly how dire his situation had become.
Auntie Wen was pressed against his back, her soft, lotus-root-like arms wrapped firmly around his waist.
She did not speak; she simply held him.
In that silence, Lu Xing’s brain shifted into high gear.
Sometimes, a fragrant, soft boy out in the world has to remember to protect himself, or he will end up in a predicament just like this.
Given Auntie Wen’s current state, Lu Xing knew that if he wanted to, he could.
If he had no intention of ever “going ashore” and leaving this life behind, he could have made a move right then without a single shred of psychological burden.
But he was truly sorry.
Auntie Wen, this brother is going ashore!
In an instant, Lu Xing dissected the situation.
Based on his experience, the first step in solving any problem is to look past the surface to the essence, remain people-oriented, and analyze the source.
Was Auntie Wen really drunk?
Not necessarily.
Then why did she want everyone to think she was?
Because she needed a reason to indulge.
Although Lu Xing had not been with her for very long, it had been a full two years. During that time, he had learned exactly how disciplined her life was.
She maintained an unshakable healthy routine, practiced yoga weekly, controlled her diet, and had an entire medical team at her beck and call.
On the surface, she enjoyed every material comfort imaginable.
But that was not the whole story.
Auntie Wen was approaching her thirty-second birthday—the absolute peak of a woman’s maturity. Yet, in all the time Lu Xing had known her, he had never seen another man by her side.
No matter how enlightened or civilized a person claims to be, an animal is still an animal. Hormones do not control a person’s thoughts all the time, but they only need to succeed once.
Lu Xing lowered his gaze and took hold of the fair, soft hands clasped at his waist.
Auntie Wen was a restrained, tolerant person, and such people often share a common weakness: they are extremely concerned with “face.”
She could not accept doing something so indecent while sober, so she chose to drink. Her internal logic probably went something like this:
‘Hehe, I am drunk. Whatever the drunk Wen Lingxiu does has nothing to do with the sober Wen Lingxiu!’
The corner of Lu Xing’s mouth twitched; he wanted to laugh.
He could feel that she was reluctant to part with him, her emotions a complex, tangled mess.
She could not suppress it anymore, but her pride forced her into this “head in the sand” approach.
Lu Xing found it quite interesting. He had thought she could endure until the end of the contract, but it seemed her patience had run thin.
Thankfully, the situation was still controllable.
He gripped the hands at his waist firmly and pried them open. Turning around, he leaned against the sink and steadily caught her as she tumbled into his arms.
“What is wrong?” he asked with a smile. “Are you feeling uncomfortable?”
Lu Xing did not ask about the hug that perhaps Auntie Wen herself did not know why she had made.
He just gently picked up a makeup remover pad, gently held the Auntie Wen who was like a pool of spring water, and said with some apology.
“It is my fault for being too slow.”
“This is fine, too. I will help you remove your makeup. You can lean on me and rest for a while.”
Removing makeup takes time. Lu Xing believed that actions define a man, not passing intentions.
Everyone has a moment where they are “possessed by a ghost,” and he figured this window of time would be enough for her to sober up.
However, he could not be too cold. Auntie Wen was sensitive about her age. If he rejected her too obviously, she would feel uncomfortable and begin to doubt her own charm.
Therefore, controlling the scale of his response was the key to success.
Lu Xing began to remove her makeup, his movements as gentle as if he were handling a fragile treasure. He kept his gaze focused on her face, a smile playing on his lips as he sighed.
“What a great face.”
“What a great face?” Wen Lingxiu finally spoke.
“What kind of adjective is that?”
(TL: THIS IS IMPORTANT! In Chinese, the phrases for “What a great face” and “I am so happy” share a very similar rhythm and lip-shape at the end of the sentence. While the words are different, the vowel shapes require a similar widening of the lips.)
Lu Xing quietly let out a sigh of relief.
Humans are uncontrollable creatures; no countermeasure has a hundred percent success rate. One can only offer the best solution within a reasonable range.
“It means it is too beautiful,” he said with a smile.
“As beautiful as a great work of art. To be able to see such a face makes me very happy.”
Wen Lingxiu smiled.
The bathroom was filled with a fresh fragrance, the warm yellow light reflecting a soft halo against the walls.
She leaned obediently against his shoulder, her soft, charming eyes filled with a blurry daze and a flood of emotion.
She was crazy.
She felt that she was crazy.
Everyone said she was gentle and proper, that she was kind and soft. Only Wen Lingxiu herself knew in her heart.
Ever since that great fire, her desire for control had reached its peak.
The closer a person was, the more she worried that they would suddenly stab her in the back.
But she had already told Lu Xing through the mouths of others countless times that the surveillance facilities here had long been dismantled.
Facing Lu Xing, she had already tried her best to restrain her desire for control.
But just the night before last, there was an urgent call that needed to be dealt with.
So she had gone to the study to work, wearing a nightgown and Lu Xing’s coat.
But when she was buttoning up the coat, she had felt something hard in her pocket.
It was a ring.
No big diamond, no intricate decorations, just a simple ring.
But Wen Lingxiu looked at the style of that ring…
It was a couple’s ring.
In Lu Xing’s coat pocket, a couple’s ring was found?
This fact made it difficult for her to describe her feelings at that time.
Was it anger? Bitterness? Sadness?
She could not say.
Wen Lingxiu only felt that her years of cultivation had all been in vain.
Her emotions could still be so easily stirred by Lu Xing’s person and Lu Xing’s affairs.
‘So useless.’
Wen Lingxiu did not sleep at all for the rest of the night. Even though she knew that there would be countless work the next day, she still could not help but let her thoughts run wild.
Who gave it to Lu Xing, or who did Lu Xing give it to?
Have they already reached the stage of wearing couple’s rings?
Is it that Little Goldie, or is there a new girl?
Countless thoughts flashed through Wen Lingxiu’s mind, but she could not ask Lu Xing directly.
Because she was afraid of breaking the current relationship.
She could only put the ring back where it was.
The moment Wen Lingxiu put it back, she laughed.
She felt like a weak wife who had caught her husband cheating but still had to endure it.
But Lu Xing was not her husband, and she was not Lu Xing’s wife.
Last night.
She had given Lu Xing a ring with a big, big diamond and intricate patterns, a thousand times more expensive than that couple’s ring.
Lu Xing had thanked her immensely.
But she was still not happy.
Because from her observation, Lu Xing had put the ring in his bag.
A ring on the body and a ring in the bag.
Can the level of importance be the same?
Wen Lingxiu had never found herself to be so childish before.
She was actually competing over this kind of thing.
She was already at this age.
Why did she still care about this kind of thing?
Did she not already make up her mind to let Lu Xing go?
But she could not control it.
The moment she closed her eyes, the image of “Little Goldie” kissing Lu Xing burned behind her eyelids.
The moment she opened them, she was haunted by the sight of a faceless girl sliding a ring onto his finger.
Wen Lingxiu was frustrated.
Last night, she had stared at the ceiling until dawn again, her mind replaying the process of her getting along with Lu Xing these two years.
At the end of last year, she had thought of giving Lu Xing a few days of annual leave to go home and visit his family.
But at that time, Lu Xing had said that he wanted to spend the New Year with Nannan.
Wen Lingxiu had agreed.
On New Year’s Eve, the entire city of Haicheng became lively.
She, Lu Xing, and Nannan were huddled together under a huge blanket, sitting on the carpet by the floor-to-ceiling window, watching the fireworks.
The moment the bell rang at midnight, the sky was filled with fireworks.
As she was watching the fireworks, she suddenly turned her head and bumped right into Lu Xing’s gaze.
So coincidental?
She was watching the fireworks, and Lu Xing was watching her.
The fireworks that day were so beautiful.
The fireworks lit up the entire sky.
She saw Lu Xing’s eyes were bright, and he said with a smiling face.
“Happy New Year!”
Then he had whispered four more words.
At that time, the sound of the fireworks was too loud.
She had not heard clearly, and she had forgotten to ask.
What on earth was that sentence?
Wen Lingxiu had never remembered.
Wait.
Wen Lingxiu suddenly froze.
What did Lu Xing praise her for just now?
Thinking of the shape of Lu Xing’s mouth just now, and comparing it with the four words he had not finished saying at that time…
Wen Lingxiu’s heart trembled.
She remembered.
She remembered!
Under the fireworks that filled the entire sky, what Lu Xing had said at that time was…
“Happy New Year, I am so happy.”
“…”
“Alright, the makeup is off!”
Lu Xing’s cheerful voice sounded by her ear.
The warm yellow light in the bathroom shone on her face.
Wen Lingxiu finally understood one thing in a daze.
Good news: She had won the prize.
Bad news: The redemption window has expired.
…
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- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
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- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
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- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
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- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
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- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
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- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
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- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
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- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
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- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
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- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
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- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
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- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
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- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
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- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
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- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
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- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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