Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
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“Professor Song! You called me in the middle of the night just to tell me… that the little wolf dog you’re keeping has been dutifully bathing you every time?”
“Are you for real?”
From the way Zhang Yue said it, she was clearly feeling extremely shocked.
“You might not have a nightlife, but I do!”
If it wasn’t Song Junzhu calling, Zhang Yue would have absolutely hung up the phone immediately.
Who calls people in the middle of the night to talk about this kind of crap!
“I really can’t believe it.”
“You’ve been keeping a little wolf dog all this time and you don’t even eat him? Then what are you keeping him for? As a decoration?”
Zhang Yue truly felt that Song Junzhu’s brain was different from ordinary people.
Is this how a top student’s brain works?
According to Song Junzhu’s aesthetic standards, anyone she took a fancy to would definitely be a dragon among men in terms of looks.
And she could still hold back from this?
I’ve woken up and run into a modern-day Liu Xiahui!
(TL: Liu Xiahui was a famous ancient official known for his impeccable moral character, famously holding a woman in his lap without being aroused.)
Being bombarded by Zhang Yue like this, Song Junzhu herself felt a little embarrassed.
But she really didn’t know who else to talk to.
God knows that after Lu Xing had said that sentence so matter-of-factly, her entire mind had gone blank.
She didn’t even know how she got back to her room!
Song Junzhu said very awkwardly, “But he saw me!”
Zhang Yue said irritably.
“Wasn’t it because you got yourself wasted and asked him to wash you?”
“If it weren’t for him… I don’t even dare to imagine what would happen if someone like you went to the bathroom drunk. You might have just knocked your head and transmigrated.”
Countless cases have proven that the consequences of slipping in the bathroom are quite serious!
Before, Song Junzhu’s mind seemed quite clear. When someone provoked her, she could directly curse them into doubting their existence.
How did she suddenly become so… so…
Zhang Yue thought for a long time but couldn’t come up with a suitable description.
That being said…
A conflicted expression appeared on Song Junzhu’s ascetic and stunning face.
“But… didn’t I kind of lose out…”
Zhang Yue thought for a moment.
Ever since she had known this best friend of hers, the number of people who pursued her was countless.
Looking at it this way, it does seem like she lost out a bit, huh?
“Then when you woke up the next day, did you feel uncomfortable anywhere on your body?”
This question was both direct and subtle.
Song Junzhu thought for a moment.
As long as Lu Xing was there, she would always be fragrant the next day, and her whole body would feel comfortable and refreshed.
Before, she thought it was because she could still clean herself even when she was wasted.
Now it seemed that it was the Snail Boy who had been silently helping her all along.
How could she have said something like asking Lu Xing for help?
Song Junzhu decided to quit drinking.
That’s right!
It must be because of the alcohol!
Zhang Yue added, “Besides, what kind of society is this now? Whoever feels good is the one who doesn’t lose out. Where is there a rule that a man definitely doesn’t lose out and a woman definitely does?”
Song Junzhu thought about it, and it seemed to make some sense.
“Yueyue, your eloquence seems to have improved a lot.”
Don’t even mention it.
A pained mask appeared on Zhang Yue’s face. “If my eloquence isn’t good, the patients will really cause a scene!”
Communicating with patients is more painful than killing her!
The problem of medical disputes started with Cao Cao thousands of years ago. Of course, she had to train herself more.
“But if you’re going abroad to teach in the second half of the year, what about this little wolf dog you’re keeping?”
Zhang Yue suddenly raised a key question.
Song Junzhu suddenly fell silent.
This was a question she had never thought about before. Or rather, she had been deliberately avoiding this question.
What about Lu Xing?
He loves me so much. If I leave, what will he do?
He’s poor and devoted. It’s not really possible for him to go abroad to find me…
Song Junzhu thought for a moment. “I’ll leave him a little more money.”
Zhang Yue: ???
No! Sis!
Do you know what you’re saying?
“What I mean is, you should hurry up and eat him. Who asked you to leave him money? Are you for real?”
Zhang Yue was dumbfounded.
How on earth does this Song Junzhu’s brain work?
“He’s a grown man. It’s not like he can’t find a job after entering society. Besides, you’re not getting a freebie. Why should you leave him money?”
With this sentence, there were too many points Song Junzhu wanted to refute.
She was too embarrassed to tell Zhang Yue that this “little wolf dog” was still in school.
Wait.
Zhang Yue realized something was wrong. “The little wolf dog you’re keeping isn’t a male university student, is he?”
Song Junzhu fell silent.
She dared not say it even more.
…
The entire night, Song Junzhu kept having nightmares.
Actually, they weren’t nightmares. She dreamt of Lu Xing, but it was the scenes of her ruthlessly humiliating him before.
Watching her own behavior as a bystander in her dreams, Song Junzhu could only say one thing:
“What a beast!”
How could I have been so cruel?
The more she thought, the more guilty she felt.
In the end, Song Junzhu didn’t even know how to face Lu Xing today.
Knock, knock, knock.
Song Junzhu didn’t come looking for Lu Xing, but Lu Xing had to come looking for Song Junzhu!
Lu Xing carried the breakfast and knocked on Song Junzhu’s door.
He was a little happy because Song Junzhu was going to torture her runaway fiancé, and yesterday she had even said she wouldn’t hit him anymore.
So good!
If Song Junzhu kept her word, then for the next three months, he would be living in pure heaven, and he would also get a huge monthly salary. So awesome!
Thinking of this, the smile on Lu Xing’s lips became much more sincere.
“Come in.”
Song Junzhu frantically tidied her hair.
She didn’t know since when, but she hoped that she would always be beautiful when she appeared in front of Lu Xing.
“Professor Song, I’ve made some breakfast. Would you like some?”
This was one thing Song Junzhu was quite satisfied with about Lu Xing.
He never told her what to do, only offered suggestions.
“Just put it here.”
Song Junzhu cleared her throat and picked up her glasses from the table to put them on.
Lu Xing saw the red blood vessels in her eyes and asked caringly.
“Professor Song, are your eyes uncomfortable? Should I buy you some eye drops later?”
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment. A warm current flowed into her heart.
The next second.
She suddenly froze.
In this bedroom, it seems I’ve also whipped Lu Xing…
And not just here.
In the living room, the study, the balcony, even in every area of this villa, there were shadows of her torturing Lu Xing.
She hadn’t felt it before, but ever since she started feeling guilty towards Lu Xing, she suddenly felt a little upset.
After thinking for a moment, Song Junzhu said.
“I’ll go out for a walk with you. I don’t want to stay at home.”
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment.
Go out? And with Song Junzhu?!
Lu Xing’s scalp started tingling.
He really didn’t want to go out!
It would be one thing if he ran into an acquaintance when he went out. What he was most afraid of was running into a client!
If both sides are clients, then who should Lu Xing talk to first?
This is simply top-tier torture! A pure Shura field!
But looking at Song Junzhu’s determined look, Lu Xing definitely couldn’t change her mind.
Fine, you ancestor!
Let’s go out! One word and we’re out the door!
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him