Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
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- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
To struggle against self-loathing is a long and arduous journey.
Lu Xing didn’t expect that his casual words could directly make the senior sister achieve enlightenment on the spot.
But at least…
Thinking of the ribbon tied on the senior sister’s wrist, Lu Xing was a little silent.
At least he had tried his best to save a life.
Just like Grandpa.
He almost couldn’t get out on the night of the orphanage fire. It was Grandpa who rushed in without hesitation.
If he hadn’t gotten out that day, then he and Grandpa would have burned to ashes together.
In the face of death, regardless of rights or status, everyone is equal.
To be able to live.
To be able to live is good enough.
After dinner, Lu Xing’s clothes were also dried by the dryer.
He held the coat and sniffed it, sighing happily.
“So fragrant!”
He had been a professional simp for so long. Besides being most satisfied with the remuneration…
The other most satisfying part was that every client smelled good!
CEO Wen is the most fragrant! And she’s also stacked!
(TL: “Big thunder” or 大雷 (dà léi) is slang for large breasts.)
Liu Qingqing curved her lips.
“I’ll put some scent beads in for you. This scent is my own concoction.”
Hmm?
Her own concoction?
Holy f*ck!
Lu Xing was shocked. He found that this senior sister was really a very hands-on person.
“But, in exchange.”
Liu Qingqing winked at Lu Xing, drawing out her soft and sweet voice.
“You have to give me your WeChat.”
Hiss.
Lu Xing immediately memorized it.
“Okay.”
‘Damn, learned another trick!’
But…
He still had to fine-tune this trick. Otherwise, if a man winks when he shouldn’t, it will not end well.
‘Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die.’
After learning a trick, you can’t just copy it as it is. You have to use your brain a little and adjust it to a way that suits you.
“Wait for me for a bit. I’ll go get my phone.”
When Liu Qingqing went back to her bedroom to get her phone, she thought for a moment and still didn’t take her “main” phone.
On her second phone, the WeChat account was new, with no one added.
Usually, when she was upset and didn’t know who to talk to, she would secretly post on this small account with no one in it.
But now…
But now, she had an angel of her own, a person to share her true self with.
Thank heavens.
After adding the WeChat, Liu Qingqing stared at the only contact in her WeChat address book and smiled foolishly.
Oh, no.
Not the only contact.
There was also the File Transfer Assistant, which couldn’t be deleted!
(TL : It’s a bot. It acts like a private chat with yourself. You can send files, links, text, and photos to it from your phone to easily access them on your computer, in this case probably to send content between her two phones.)
“I’ll send you the cosplay costumes I want to alter later. Do you think two thousand yuan per piece is okay?”
‘Two thousand?’
Lu Xing was astonished.
‘Isn’t that enough to buy a new one?’
‘Damn it.’
‘I misjudged. This is also a little rich lady.’
‘Whatever.’
‘It’s a rare opportunity to earn money with his own skills. He can also really experience the life of a tailor.’
“You can just give what you see fit.”
Lu Xing switched his phone back to his main account and scanned Liu Qingqing’s code.
He had two WeChat accounts.
The main account was for friends in his daily life, like Grandpa and Grandma.
The small account was for all his clients.
Before, Lu Xing had also thought about using a fake name and a different WeChat account for each client.
But.
The energy required for that was too damn great.
Most importantly.
If one day he mixed up those fake names, he could just peacefully leave this world!
So he just put them all in one small account.
When the contract expired, he would just cancel the phone number!
This senior sister was not only easy to bully, but she was also the president of the student council.
‘Mm.’
‘Of great use. Add her to the main account.’
After exchanging contact information, Lu Xing put on his coat and was about to leave.
Liu Qingqing stood up. “I’ll see you out.”
“No need, really. Please stay. I can walk by myself.”
Lu Xing left the door dashingly.
Three minutes later.
Lu Xing looked at his sprained ankle and fell into deep thought.
(TL : That’s what you get for showing off!)
Liu Qingqing squatted beside him obediently, poked his arm, and said in a small voice.
“I told you to let me see you out.”
“The stairs here are not well-built. The steps are not the same height…”
Lu Xing was filled with regret.
‘Damn it.’
‘I shouldn’t have shown off.’
‘F*ck!’
‘However dashing he was when he left, that’s how pathetic he is now.’
Building regulations state that buildings with no more than seven floors do not need to be equipped with an elevator.
This damn faculty apartment building was exactly six floors. They didn’t even provide a fucking elevator!
Lu Xing supported himself with the wall and tried to hop along.
Liu Qingqing thought for a moment and stood in front of Lu Xing.
Lu Xing was terrified. “What are you doing?”
Liu Qingqing’s sweet and charming face had no expression at all, and even the beauty mark at the corner of her eye became serious.
‘A thousand days of lifting iron, for one moment of use!’
She said seriously.
“Get on.”
Huh?
Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
“You’re going to carry me?”
Liu Qingqing pulled Lu Xing’s arm around her slender neck and patted her chest to make herself seem more reliable.
“Don’t worry!”
“The pinker the hair, the fiercer the carry.”
Hahahaha.
Lu Xing really laughed out loud. “Don’t do this. I’ll call my friend to come.”
Liu Qingqing pouted with some frustration and explained softly.
“I really can.”
“You’ll just drop me.” L
u Xing chuckled, looked at her small frame, and said, “It’s more like I should carry you.”
Liu Qingqing snorted with dissatisfaction.
If she had dog ears, they would probably be drooping listlessly.
Liu Qingqing squatted on the steps with Lu Xing, poking his arm to vent her frustration, and said.
“Why should you carry me?”
“You’re strong, so you should carry me?”
Hmm?
Lu Xing had never heard this theory before.
A little interesting.
After thinking for a moment, he said, “Then how about you support me as I go down?”
‘Support him?’
Liu Qingqing was happy, her sparkling eyes regaining their vitality.
She immediately stood up and promised softly, “I will definitely support you well!”
Lu Xing really smiled.
‘This senior sister is a bit interesting.’
‘She said the most reliable words in the most timid tone.’
But they hadn’t walked many steps before Hu Zhongzhong arrived.
Lu Xing jumped onto Hu Zhongzhong’s back and said cheerfully.
“Giddy-up!”
Hu Zhongzhong went into red temperature. “I’m not a horse!!!”
“I’ll teach you a few more tricks in a bit.”
Hu Zhongzhong was silent. “Okay, adoptive father! Let’s go!”
Watching the back of the one person and one horse leaving…
Liu Qingqing thought for a moment and made a fitness plan for herself overnight.
(TL : And that’s how Liu Qingqing became a gym bro… as if.)
Sooner or later.
She would make Lu Xing feel that she was reliable.
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him