Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
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Danger, danger, danger!
Life’s tempering of Lu Xing had not only made his flesh Q-bouncy, but it had also made his intuition extremely sharp.
(ED: In Hokkien-speaking areas, Q is a culinary term for the ideal texture of many foods, such as noodles, boba, fish balls and fishcakes.)
On this point…
Currently, only Song Junzhu, that cheater who relies on her sixth sense, could be compared to Lu Xing!
When Xia Yeshuang’s words suddenly stopped halfway, Lu Xing suddenly felt that he definitely didn’t want to hear the rest.
And so.
Lu Xing immediately chose to change the subject. He playfully teased a trembling rose petal with his fingertip and said with a smile.
“I’ll find a vase later. If I put these flowers in a vase, they should be able to last a little longer.”
“What’s so worth preserving about these flowers? My family’s manor has plenty. You can go take a look.” Xia Yeshuang unnaturally swept her long golden hair behind her back, letting out a sigh of relief.
She didn’t dare to think, or rather, was unwilling to think about what the second half of her sentence just now was about.
She didn’t want Lu Xing to be her younger brother, nor did she want him to be her older brother.
Then could it be that she wanted him to be her step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-stepmother?
When all options are eliminated, no matter how absurd the remaining answer is, it is the final answer.
She wanted Lu Xing to be her…
Xia Yeshuang was a little grateful that she hadn’t said it out loud, and also a little disappointed that she hadn’t said it.
Both of them simultaneously skipped over that sentence just now. Lu Xing took the initiative to follow up on Xia Yeshuang’s words and said with a smile.
“The flowers themselves are nothing special to preserve, but these flowers are different.”
“Of course, I want to strive to let the gentle and beautiful Miss Xia see my gift more often.”
These flowers were too precious!
These were the ones Lu Xing had plucked from the hospital flowerbed with a strong sense of theft, and then was chased by a security guard for a thousand meters and fined fifty yuan for.
Hehe.
Lu Xing had specifically done his research. A bouquet of flowers from the flower shop costs one hundred and fifty. Two bouquets from the hospital flowerbed cost fifty.
After a careful calculation, it felt like he had made a hundred yuan for free!
This is the flavor, awesome!
“Sister Xia? Sister Xia?”
“Huh?”
Xia Yeshuang suddenly came back to her senses.
She had been staring at Lu Xing’s talking lips for so long that her mind had gone blank.
She hadn’t heard what Lu Xing was chattering about at all, just focused on looking at his face.
Damn it!
I actually got caught!
Lu Xing said with a bit of a wronged tone, “Oh, so Sister Xia gets so bored listening to me that you drift off.”
“Sister Xia isn’t thinking about someone else, is she? Boo-hoo, if I had known he was coming, I wouldn’t have come. It’s okay, as long as you’re happy, I don’t care, I…”
“Shut up!”
Xia Yeshuang felt as if a combination of Tang Sanzang and Lin Daiyu had suddenly appeared in front of her. (TL: Tang Sanzang is a notoriously long-winded monk, and Lin Daiyu is a famously melancholic and whiny character.)
Her head was buzzing from his nagging. She directly covered Lu Xing’s mouth.
So despicable!
She had just drifted off for a moment, and he was chasing after her to chop her down!
A hint of surprise flashed in Lu Xing’s eyes. The touch of her palm on his lips was exceptionally clear.
He was just deliberately coaxing Xia Yeshuang to be happy.
How did she get physical?
According to the routine of common novels, now that his mouth was covered by Xia Yeshuang, he should frantically lick her palm in retaliation!
But.
Lu Xing thought about Xia Yeshuang’s street cred and tightly closed his mouth.
Mm.
His arm was still useful. He didn’t want it to be snapped!
After Xia Yeshuang’s rationality returned, she realized how bad the situation was now.
She had just wanted Master Lu to stop nagging.
But now.
Her hand was tightly covering Lu Xing’s mouth, her slightly forceful fingers pinching the flesh on Lu Xing’s cheeks. Lu Xing was not only not angry, but he was also looking up at her with a pitiful and innocent gaze.
So cute.
Like the little white mongrel she had raised when she was six, silly and cute.
Suddenly.
Xia Yeshuang’s mind recalled the words she had used to persuade Zhao Yeye.
‘What man in this world is cute? Can you, this love-struck fool, wake up!’
A boomerang may be late, but it always comes back.
Xia Yeshuang suddenly felt that her face was a little painful from being slapped.
Fuck!
There really is!
At this moment.
Xia Yeshuang’s rationality and sensibility were engaged in a fierce struggle in her mind.
Rationality told her to let go quickly.
Sensibility told her, how about a few more squeezes? The texture is quite good!
While she was deep in thought.
Click.
Lu Xing produced a Polaroid from somewhere and suddenly took a picture.
Xia Yeshuang was taken aback for a moment.
A photo was stuffed into her hand.
Lu Xing said with a smile, “I was in a hurry to leave last time, and it was a real pity that I didn’t get to take a picture. I’ve been doing my research recently to choose a suitable camera. Hehe, now I finally have the chance!”
Before, Xia Yeshuang had been trying to secretly take a picture of him, but then her phone fell on the ground and she was discovered.
The matter was thus dropped.
After so long, Xia Yeshuang had never thought that Lu Xing would still remember this small matter, and even do research?
The photo paper in her hand developed.
The youth sat properly on the piano stool. The girl leaned over slightly, pinching his cheek, her golden hair falling on the youth’s chest.
So strange.
Really so strange.
Xia Yeshuang suddenly felt her heart was filled with a strange emotion, a little sour, a little sweet, and a little full.
She couldn’t say it, nor could she describe it.
She had never had this feeling before. The photo in her hand was thin, yet it felt as heavy as a mountain.
Xia Yeshuang stared for a long time.
After a moment, she took out a box from her bag, stuffed it into Lu Xing’s arms, and then immediately lowered her head to tidy up the items in her bag, saying, seemingly nonchalantly.
“In return for the photo.”
Hmm?
Lu Xing was shocked.
He hadn’t expected that he would also get a gift. When did this Little Goldie prepare it?
As a professional simp, even when surprised, one must give the client enough emotional value.
And so.
Lu Xing said happily, “Really! Thank you! I like it very much!”
“You haven’t even opened it. What do you like?” Xia Yeshuang lowered her head, her golden hair falling down, hiding the expression on her face. But through the gaps in her hair, her eyes were full of anticipation.
Lu Xing said while unwrapping the package.
“Because I feel that Sister Xia will definitely give me something I like.”
The box opened.
A fluffy little white dog appeared in front of Lu Xing.
Hmm?
A small keychain?
Lu Xing was really surprised this time.
He had originally thought this gift was also from Xia Yeshuang’s eighth-generation stepmother.
But now that he looked at it, it really wasn’t necessarily so.
Although everyone was trying hard to act like adults, they were betrayed by the swaying little keychains on their bags.
Some keychains were cute, some were funny, some were ugly-cute. Like guardian characters, different little keychains represented the owner’s different personality.
Lu Xing took out the small keychain and hung it on his finger. He poked the little dog’s nose with his other hand and laughed out loud from the bottom of his heart.
“Thank you, Sister Xia! I like it very, very, very much! Your taste is really so good!”
When he was adopted, his younger brother had many, many toys.
He, on the other hand, only had a discarded little dog doll. The dog’s workmanship was very crude, but as long as you patted it, it would sing.
Although it could only sing one song, “The Bugs are Flying,” it had accompanied Lu Xing through many days and nights.
After hearing this sentence from Lu Xing, Xia Yeshuang finally let out a sigh of relief in her heart.
She placed the photo in the inner pocket of her bag and then stuffed a small golden lion keychain deeper into the bag.
After doing all this.
Xia Yeshuang said proudly.
“Of course my taste is good. Like I need you to tell me?”
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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