Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
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- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
Lu Xing didn’t know what kind of mood he was in when he entered room 301.
He had clearly made a large sum of money from Professor Song, and he could have happily returned to room 301 to pet Xiaobai.
But an unexpected death notice had completely ruined his mood.
The word “death” was both far and near.
Back when Lu Xing was in the hospital, he had seen countless scenes of life and death.
In every department, every hospital bed, every age, every position, there would be all sorts of people who passed away suddenly every day.
In the face of death, all beings are equal.
Perhaps you can live a little longer because you have money, but in the end, everyone has to accept the decline and accidents of life.
The first time Lu Xing faced the word “death” directly was when he had entered a morgue by chance.
At that time, he felt that death was not scary.
Death was just a long sleep in a cool, dark night.
But now, hearing the news of her death, Lu Xing’s nose suddenly stung.
Logically speaking, Lu Xing should have hated her very much.
But.
Why did he feel sad for her death?
Lu Xing thought, perhaps it was because no one else knew all the memories he had with her. He was the only one in this world who remembered.
For the first time, Lu Xing was lost in a daze.
He couldn’t explain his current chaotic feelings.
Why would he have an emotional fluctuation for a dead person? Is his compassion overflowing now? What does it have to do with him if a person dies of illness?
Click.
Lu Xing gently opened the door. The living room light was off, and the light from the master bedroom did not peek through the door crack.
‘The senior sister should be asleep.’
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief. His current state was too bad, perhaps not very suitable for communicating with people.
He placed his suitcase properly in the living room, then walked towards the guest bedroom.
During this period, the senior sister had tidied up the guest bedroom for him. Lu Xing had been living here.
Just as he was about to push the door, Lu Xing suddenly paused.
Not right.
The light in the master bedroom was off, but why was there a dim light in the guest bedroom?
And…
The guest bedroom door was not closed, just ajar.
An idea appeared in Lu Xing’s mind.
In order to avoid making a sound, he took off his slippers at the door and walked barefoot on the floor.
He gently pushed the door open.
Lu Xing took two steps and stood there in silence.
The bedroom light had been dimmed to the lowest, but it was still enough for him to see the scene on the bed clearly.
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Only a slight wrinkle from having been slept in. The senior sister’s figure was not on the bed.
Lu Xing frowned.
But the senior sister’s slippers were clearly placed by the bed.
Where is she?
Lu Xing turned on the light in the guest bedroom. He quickly scanned the small space of the guest room.
Finally, Lu Xing’s gaze fell on the wardrobe against the wall.
This wardrobe contained some of his clothes.
An incredible thought welled up in his heart. Lu Xing carefully walked to the front of the wardrobe and placed his hands on the handles.
He took a deep breath.
The wardrobe door slowly opened.
The bright light rushed into the wardrobe. Among the hanging coats and folded clothes, he found a small pink head.
Lu Xing silently looked at the current scene.
The senior sister was sound asleep in the wardrobe. A strand of pink hair fell on her lips, moist and tender.
She was covered with a few of Lu Xing’s clothes and pants, and she was even hugging Lu Xing’s more frequently worn coat. Every gap in her body was filled with his clothes.
At this moment, she seemed to be having a sweet dream, the corners of her mouth curved up happily.
Lu Xing looked for a while, staring at the regular rise and fall of the senior sister’s chest. His chaotic mood from just now had calmed down a lot.
Times have changed.
He should look forward. Someone is waiting for him here.
“Senior sister?”
Lu Xing called out softly.
“Mmm…”
Liu Qingqing groggily opened her eyes. She happened to see Lu Xing’s face. She instantly felt wronged and said coquettishly and vaguely.
“What took you so long? I miss you so much. Give me a hug.”
She opened her arms to Lu Xing.
Lu Xing stood there without moving.
Wait.
Liu Qingqing reacted for a few seconds. She suddenly realized what the situation was now.
She’s in Lu Xing’s wardrobe!
Liu Qingqing quickly wanted to stand up, but she hit the wardrobe with a thump and fell back down, curling into a ball in pain.
The sound was crisp, as authentic as could be.
Lu Xing finally smiled, helplessly and amusedly scooping her out of the wardrobe and placing her on the bed.
“You have a perfectly good bed to sleep in, yet you choose a wardrobe?”
Since she had already lost face, Liu Qingqing was no longer afraid.
She covered her head, rolled into Lu Xing’s quilt, pulled it up, and only revealed her watery eyes, blinking and staring at Lu Xing as she said.
“I missed you so much.”
One sentence directly blocked all of Lu Xing’s words.
Fine.
Really fine.
Liu Qingqing, at the museum, had learned her lesson. She spilled the beans.
“The first day you were gone, I missed you a little, so I slept in your bed.”
“The second day you were gone, I still missed you, so I slept in your wardrobe.”
“You are not allowed to curse at me!”
“I was going to wash your bedsheets, but you never said when you were coming back.”
By the end, the senior sister had talked herself into feeling wronged.
Lu Xing couldn’t help but laugh. “Is it comfortable to sleep in a wardrobe?”
Liu Qingqing’s face was completely red. She pulled the quilt over her head. Anyway, she had no face left. She said in self-abandonment.
“It’s comfortable.”
“Because your clothes have your scent.”
Lu Xing was stunned.
He shouldn’t be able to use this trick, right?
It’s quite cute when a woman uses it, but if a man like him uses it, then it’s very much like a pervert.
“What scent? Don’t we use the same laundry detergent?”
Lu Xing sat on the edge of the bed and poked the silkworm cocoon that had wrapped itself up tightly.
The senior sister’s muffled voice came from under the quilt.
“You don’t understand.”
“Only when you like someone can you smell a special scent on them.”
Lu Xing was confused.
He could smell the brand of perfume on his clients.
But this thing the senior sister was talking about, it should be an illusion, right?
“Alright, don’t suffocate yourself. Aren’t you coming out?”
Lu Xing thought for a moment and decided it was better to rescue the senior sister’s breathing first.
The senior sister did not answer.
Alright.
Lu Xing, through the quilt, quickly found the location of the senior sister’s face. Then he fumbled and pinched her nose.
‘Mm, anyway, it’s a real nose. I’m not afraid of pinching it.’
After a moment.
“Lu Xing, you’re finished!”
The senior sister finally gave in, panting as she threw off the quilt, her face flushed, her forehead sweating.
Lu Xing glanced at her and then looked away. He spread his hands.
“Who told you to refuse to communicate?”
Hey, that’s right.
Liu Qingqing thought about it. It was indeed she who had started it. So she let out a silly, embarrassed laugh.
“Alright, I’m sorry.”
Lu Xing couldn’t bear to look directly. This look, if she were sold, she would still have to thank him.
The senior sister eagerly got out of bed, eagerly served Lu Xing to pack his things, eagerly served Lu Xing to wash up, and finally eagerly went for a close-up, trying to make Lu Xing remember something.
Lu Xing just pretended not to know and comfortably enjoyed the senior sister’s attentive care.
By the time Lu Xing was lying in bed, the senior sister was standing by his bed, wanting to say something but unable to, looking extremely wronged.
Lu Xing almost couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
“Alright, I didn’t forget.”
Just as the senior sister was really about to leave, dejected, Lu Xing grabbed her wrist.
“The gift is in the coat pocket.”
Lu Xing felt that he was becoming more and more bad now, taking pleasure in bullying people.
The senior sister’s originally dim eyes instantly lit up. Like a little dog, she kept asking.
“Really? Really? Really? Is it really a gift for me? Is it really a gift just for me?”
Lu Xing’s eyes were filled with a smile as he pointed at the coat on the hanger.
“Aren’t you going to take a look?”
“I am!”
Liu Qingqing eagerly walked towards the hanger. She was so excited in just a few steps that she almost stumbled.
And when she really got there, she was suddenly a little nervous.
What would Lu Xing give her?
Is it a small gadget, or a small piece of jewelry, or something handmade?
With an uneasy heart, Liu Qingqing took out two…
Boat tickets?
Liu Qingqing immediately looked back.
Lu Xing was lazily propped up on the pillow. He remembered that the senior sister had said before that she wanted to go on a trip. The warm yellow light shone down, making him look exceptionally gentle. He asked with a smile.
“If I had two boat tickets, would you be willing to go with me?”
…
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- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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