Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
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- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
Women are made of water.
At this moment, Lu Xing raised both hands and three feet in agreement with this statement.
He hadn’t expected it.
The first time he got wet, it was actually with a woman’s tears.
(TL: Bro doesn’t shower.)
Except for the times when Song Junzhu was too drunk to stand and needed Lu Xing to support her…
Other times…
Lu Xing had never stepped into Song Junzhu’s master bedroom.
Life is truly strange.
Six months ago, he was sleeping on the sofa in Song Junzhu’s living room.
Song Junzhu didn’t care about him, nor did she think about where or how he would sleep.
Anyway, she got up later than Lu Xing and went to bed earlier than Lu Xing.
She didn’t need to worry about these things at all.
But now…
Lu Xing was half-leaning against the headboard of the master bedroom’s large bed.
Song Junzhu was nestled beside him, sound asleep, her slender arm wrapped around his waist, not letting go. ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ novèlfire.net
Looking at the tear stains on Song Junzhu’s face, Lu Xing felt that his occupational disease had really gotten worse.
“Number one sister on the leaderboard, you won’t find a more dedicated person than me in the future.”
Lu Xing gently held Song Junzhu’s wrist, carefully moved her arm away, and then stuffed a pillow into her arms.
As expected.
Song Junzhu’s brow only furrowed for a moment, then she quieted down again.
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief. Like Jerry, he tiptoed to the sink, grabbed a towel, and soaked it in hot water.
He waited for a moment.
He touched the temperature of the towel. “It’s about right.”
Lu Xing carefully returned to the bedside, leaned over the bed, and carefully wiped the tear-stained face of Song Junzhu.
A gentle wipe, a warm temperature.
Song Junzhu’s brow smoothed out. She hummed comfortably and subconsciously rubbed against Lu Xing’s hand.
Hmph, hmph.
The little person in Lu Xing’s heart was dancing smugly.
I really am a professional!
Since Song Junzhu had found out about his background and felt guilty towards him…
Then his days in the future should be much better.
It could be considered… a good thing.
Actually, Lu Xing sometimes felt that he was living a twisted life.
He clearly knew that telling these customers about his background would definitely arouse sympathy, but he didn’t want to say it.
It felt like he was selling a sob story.
He could clearly make money by relying on his ability to provide emotional value.
Whatever.
Let it be.
Anyway, all the contracts will end in June.
After cleaning up Song Junzhu, Lu Xing pulled the quilt over her.
Thump.
Song Junzhu kicked the quilt away.
Lu Xing pulled the quilt over her again.
Thump.
Song Junzhu kicked the quilt away again.
“Holy f*ck! You psycho!”
Lu Xing was furious.
This damn psycho is so rebellious???
Pissing me off!
In an instant, Lu Xing’s motherly side took over. Today, he was determined to cover her with this quilt!
Cover.
Kick away.
Cover.
Kick away.
Ahhhhhh! I’m so angry!!!
Lu Xing was really pissed off. He rummaged through the drawers and found a piece of Song Junzhu’s glasses cloth.
He took a deep breath and carefully placed the glasses cloth on Song Junzhu’s stomach.
A Chinese tradition.
You can not cover yourself with a quilt, but you must cover your navel!
Mm.
Perfect!
Satisfied!
Lu Xing was happy and was about to leave the master bedroom with light steps.
But as he turned around, he was suddenly grabbed by the corner of his shirt.
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment and lowered his head.
Song Junzhu was lying on the edge of the bed, her dark, thick, curly hair scattered on the quilt. She said in a daze.
“Don’t go.”
Holy f*ck!
Lu Xing was terrified.
When did this person wake up?
She didn’t see him covering her navel, did she?
Lu Xing was about to reply with trepidation when he found that Song Junzhu had gone silent after saying that one sentence.
Hmm?
Lu Xing took a closer look.
Alright.
She’s asleep again.
Okay.
It’s understandable.
When a person’s nerves suddenly relax after a good cry, they will feel an endless fatigue.
Lu Xing thought for a moment and lay back down.
Song Junzhu, as if she had found a huge stove, hugged Lu Xing and wouldn’t let go.
Lu Xing: …
The twenty-seven-year-old Professor Song is quite insecure. I’ll buy her a doll to hug later.
Mm.
She’ll pay for it though.
…
Eleven o’clock
Lu Xing checked his WeChat. As expected, he had received a script from Liu Qingqing.
Seeing the title, Lu Xing’s pupils dilated.
Ah…
A gentle and kind teacher who never gives up on any student and a rebellious, delinquent, and psychopathic student?
Fine.
Really fine.
Before, Lu Xing had never been a CEO, a repairman, or a popular, secretly married young idol.
So he had no psychological burden in acting.
But this time…
Isn’t it a little too immersive?
Why is it a student?
Lu Xing sighed and couldn’t help but start to worry about Liu Qingqing’s mental state.
Has she really gone this crazy?
He really didn’t want to reveal his personal information to an online client, and he especially didn’t want the client to know that he was still in school.
Then he could only act unskilled.
So hard to bear.
Lu Xing lowered his head and glanced at the soundly sleeping Song Junzhu.
He tried to pry Song Junzhu’s fingers open one by one, but Song Junzhu didn’t move at all.
It was as if she were stuck to him.
“Professor Song?”
Lu Xing called out to her. Song Junzhu didn’t respond, as if she were really sound asleep.
“The youth Ah Xing is an unlearned and extremely study-hating student. No teacher can do anything about him. Until one day, a new teacher transferred to the school…”
Lu Xing was still not at ease and read a few more lines from the script.
Song Junzhu still didn’t respond.
Alright then.
Let it be.
At eleven-thirty, Liu Qingqing on the other end called on time.
Liu Qingqing looked at the script in her hand anxiously, an irrepressible panic in her heart.
Although she comforted herself by saying that the Lu Xing in the list was probably a common name…
But what if it wasn’t?
Among the students from No. 1 High School who came to visit the school, there was a very high probability that they would go to Haicheng University.
And she was the president of the student council. Everyone knew her.
In the future, if Lu Xing really got into Haicheng University, what would she do?
An even worse situation.
If Lu Xing went around saying that the president of the student council was a pervert, what should she do?
Having been the sweet, charming, and obedient senior sister in everyone’s eyes for so long, she simply couldn’t bear such a price.
A test.
I can only test him.
Liu Qingqing had deliberately changed the name of the protagonist in the script and set the background in the school days.
Based on Lu Xing’s performance of this script, she would definitely be able to deduce whether this person was still in school or not!
Don’t be nervous.
Don’t be nervous.
Liu Qingqing’s brain was tense.
After hearing the first sentence from Lu Xing’s end of the phone, her brain actually became even more active than before.
Fuck!
A miscalculation!
But…
Listening to Lu Xing’s low and bewitching voice on the other end, she relaxed a little.
And when she heard Lu Xing stumble over the terms from the textbook, Liu Qingqing suddenly smiled with relief.
Lu Xing on the other end said with great guilt.
“I’m sorry. It’s been so long since I graduated. I’m not familiar with these things anymore.”
“I’ll give you twenty more minutes to make it up, okay?”
Liu Qingqing finally relaxed and lay down comfortably.
It really is a common name.
…
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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