Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
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- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
“It really doesn’t hurt.”
Lu Xing let out a silly laugh, rolling up his sleeve to show off his bicep.
“I’m very strong.”
Xia Yeshuang glanced at Lu Xing’s arm, then looked away as if she had been burned, and snorted.
“I was just afraid you’d try to scam me.”
Xia Yeshuang unnaturally took a bite of rice.
She hadn’t expected that while the skin on Lu Xing’s forearm looked quite normal, the part above his short sleeve was so pale.
This person lives so roughly. His arms are tanned in layers!
“Can you sing?” Xia Yeshuang suddenly asked.
Lu Xing immediately said.
“A little, but I’m not very good.”
Although he could sing okay, he was no match for a professional like Xia Yeshuang.
After all, with the vocal techniques of traditional Chinese music, the existence of a microphone is a joke.
Xia Yeshuang stood up, took her bag, and rummaged through it for something, while still saying.
“Sing one.”
Her straightforward manner made Lu Xing laugh.
So it’s “listening to a song in a brothel.” The one listening is Xia Yeshuang, and the one singing is him?
“Okay.”
Lu Xing thought for a moment. Xia Yeshuang was already in a bad mood today. If he was going to sing, he had to sing something happy.
Casually flipping through the music charts, Lu Xing played a song.
Doo doo doo—
The dynamic electronic intro immediately CCed Xia Yeshuang. She looked up in disbelief.
Lu Xing began to sing with extreme seriousness.
“How can you cry, everything will be okay, let it all go, you have to think
Since you can’t do anything about it, why hate him? Why care about it? You have to remember in your heart
You are that that that that…”
(TL: A reference to the nonsensical but viral song “你是内内个内内” by Da Zhangwei.)
She couldn’t hold it in.
Xia Yeshuang really couldn’t hold it in.
She had never imagined that Lu Xing would actually choose such a song!
It’s really…
Quite fun.
The corners of Xia Yeshuang’s mouth lifted. She took out her phone, opened the video recording, and all her previous gloom was swept away.
“It’s a real pity you’re not becoming a singer to guard the nation’s gate.”
“You could be a singer with no anti-fans.”
Lu Xing also chuckled. By the end, he was singing a little off-key, but both of them were laughing quite happily.
After the song was finished.
Xia Yeshuang looked at the recording she had made with great satisfaction.
Lu Xing propped up his chin, squinted his eyes, and asked with a grin, “Is the customer satisfied?”
Xia Yeshuang lifted her chin. “It’s alright.”
“A reward for you.”
She took out a tube of sunscreen from her bag and threw it to Lu Xing.
“Alright!”
“Long live Sister Xia!”
Lu Xing showed no sign of disgust.
Regardless of the value of the gift from the customer, providing sufficient emotional value is an essential quality for a professional simp.
And this Xia Yeshuang was really interesting.
She clearly wanted to give him something, but she had to make him sing a song before giving it.
What kind of tsundere brain logic is this?
Xia Yeshuang glanced down and saw a box in her bag. She immediately threw it to Lu Xing with a look of disgust.
“This is from my stepmother. I don’t want it. It’s yours too.”
See.
The curve of the smile on Lu Xing’s lips didn’t change. Isn’t this an unexpected gain?
Looking at the exquisitely packaged box, Lu Xing untied the ribbon, gently lifted the lid, and revealed the contents inside.
Holy f*ck!
The sparkling golden light almost blinded Lu Xing’s eyes.
Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
No.
This is gold???
Xia Yeshuang said with dissatisfaction, “That woman really has no good intentions. Giving gold is so tacky!”
“And look at the shape of this gold. It’s a thorn bird!”
“I study vocal music, and she gives me a thorn bird. If this isn’t cursing me, what is it?”
Thorn bird?
Lu Xing had been blinded by the light of the gold just now.
Only after hearing what Xia Yeshuang said did he realize that this was a thorn bird-shaped ornament made of gold.
The thorn bird.
A legendary bird that sings with a thorn pierced through its heart, bleeding profusely. (TL: This is from a 1977 novel from Australian author Colleen McCullough)
Xia Yeshuang snorted, hating her stepmother to death.
“I don’t want this stupid thing. It’s yours. It suits you very well. You should like gold quite a lot.”
The thorn bird, it really does suit him.
Lu Xing was lost in thought for a moment, then immediately put on a smile and closed the lid.
“Thank you. You’re so good to me.”
Sometimes, a direct expression of gratitude is more touching than a roundabout one.
Xia Yeshuang saw Lu Xing’s sincere eyes and heartfelt thanks and averted her gaze, flustered.
“Eat your food!”
…
Lu Xing had just left the comprehensive building when he saw a black-haired girl sitting on a bench under the shade of a tree, reading a book.
Sunlight shone through the layers of leaves, casting spots of light on the ground. The gentle breeze lifted the girl’s long hair.
She reached out her slender white fingers and tucked a stray strand behind her ear.
The next second.
She seemed to sense something and looked up, meeting Lu Xing’s eyes. Her calm voice carried a hint of lightness.
“Lu Xing.”
“Wei Qingyu, what are you doing here?”
Lu Xing was a little confused.
He suspected that this world had some special operating mechanism.
For example, being able to randomly spawn a Wei Qingyu under a tree?
Why was it the same scene as last time at the entrance of Kate’s second-hand luxury store, and now it’s the same again?
If it weren’t for the fact that Wei Qingyu was holding a book now…
Lu Xing would really suspect that he had been hit by a dump truck and transmigrated into some kind of infinite-loop instance that kept reloading.
“Do you need me for something?”
Lu Xing asked bluntly.
Wei Qingyu stood up, hugged the book to her chest, and walked to Lu Xing’s side.
“The teacher asked me to tell you about the mock exam results.”
Actually, it wasn’t the teacher who had asked her to find Lu Xing. It was her own initiative.
Lying for the first time, Wei Qingyu nervously clenched the book in her hand.
Lu Xing didn’t speak, but he looked back at the fifth floor of the comprehensive building, where the piano room was.
“She can’t see.”
A hint of disappointment appeared in Wei Qingyu’s deep eyes. She explained with a wistful tone.
Seeing Lu Xing so concerned about Xia Yeshuang’s feelings, her usually calm-as-an-old-well heart couldn’t help but feel sour and bitter.
Lu Xing turned his head to look at Wei Qingyu. “How do you know?”
“My father donated this building.”
The reason Wei Qingyu gave was really strong and powerful. Lu Xing was instantly convinced!
The matter of the mock exam?
It seemed the grade rankings had come out at noon. So Lu Xing finally agreed.
“Fine, let’s talk while we walk.”
Wei Qingyu’s walking pace was noticeably much lighter, but she didn’t forget the proper business. She said, word for word.
“The mock exam results are out. You’ve improved a lot, entering the top twenty in the grade.”
Top twenty?
That awesome?
Lu Xing’s previous grades had hovered around fortieth in the grade.
He had to study and be a professional simp every day. It was already not easy to have such grades.
Now that he had entered the top twenty, there was basically no problem for him to get into Haicheng University.
Wei Qingyu was genuinely happy for Lu Xing.
It seemed that what Lu Xing had said last time about studying hard was not just to fool her.
Wei Qingyu analyzed for Lu Xing.
“If you work a little harder in the coming days, you can get into a better university than Haicheng University.”
“You can improve so quickly in a short period of time. You’re very smart.”
“It was me…”
Wei Qingyu paused for a moment, then said with some regret.
“It was I who delayed you.”
If Lu Xing had given up on her earlier, would his grades have improved even further?
Suddenly.
Wei Qingyu somewhat hated her previous actions. She should have completely rejected Lu Xing back then!
“No.”
Lu Xing immediately denied it. “This has nothing to do with you. Don’t take the blame on yourself.”
Damn it!
The Wei Qingyu from before was already enough to give one a stomachache.
If she had been even a little more resistant, Lu Xing didn’t dare to imagine how much more torture he would have had to endure!
Seeing this blockhead Wei Qingyu getting stuck in a dead end…
Lu Xing said.
“Even if I hadn’t been nice to you back then, I would have still been captivated by something else.”
“Don’t help me beautify the path I didn’t take.”
“You did nothing wrong.”
People always like to beautify the path they didn’t take. It’s a kind of psychological comfort, I guess.
So strange.
Wei Qingyu looked up at Lu Xing’s eyes.
As soon as he spoke, all the negative emotions in her heart seemed to have been smoothed over.
Like being immersed in a comfortable hot spring.
Is this like?
An unnoticeable curve appeared on Wei Qingyu’s lips.
She really did like Lu Xing.
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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