Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
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At this time.
The host called the four participants over to begin the interactive games with the dolphins.
Curly hair looked at the three people happily solving math problems with the dolphins, his heart filled with silent tears.
‘Big brother, I thought there were two beauties here. I thought at least I could get a chance with one.’
‘But it turns out you would rather act in a three person movie than give me a single opening?’
The excitement belongs to them, and I have nothing.
Curly hair silently shed tears in his heart.
‘I shouldn’t be here. I should be hiding under the car.’
(TL: A reference to the song “He is Not for You” (他一定很爱你) by A Du. The lyrics describe a man hiding under a car watching the one he loves with another man.)
In the final segment, the host asked the four people to choose a dolphin to get close to.
“Okay, let’s have this black haired little brother choose first.”
Lu Xing glanced at the host, his smile appearing somewhat sinister.
‘Sister host, you certainly have a knack for picking favorites.’
‘You are actually letting me choose first?’
Lu Xing could already predict what was about to happen.
He silently removed all the electronic devices from his pockets, wrapped them securely in the raincoat provided by the theater, and placed them off to the side.
Wei Qingyu and Liu Qingqing followed suit, placing their electronics aside as well.
The host was confused.
Was it really necessary to be this cautious?
“Little brother, our dolphins are very well behaved. You do not have to worry.”
Lu Xing smiled gently.
“We were just interacting from the shore a moment ago. Now that we are going to have close contact, it is always better to be a little more careful.”
The host stared at Lu Xing’s face and subconsciously nodded along.
“That is true, that is true.”
Curly hair snorted.
“I do not need to do all that. The dolphins are good, but people are just cynical!”
Lu Xing glanced at him but said nothing.
A moment later.
After securing his things, Lu Xing chose the dolphin on the far left.
Liu Qingqing immediately chose the same dolphin.
Wei Qingyu followed suit and chose that dolphin as well.
The other dolphins: ???
Hello? Are we just some kind of cheap, second rate dolphins to you?
I am going to sue you for animal discrimination!
Finally, when it was Curly hair’s turn to choose, he snorted and approached the lonely dolphin in the middle.
Curly hair silently hugged the middle dolphin.
Boo hoo hoo.
Brother dolphin, it seems we are both in the same boat!
In a moment of supposed peace and quiet, a pure, high pitched dolphin sound rang out.
Curly hair had just looked up.
Splash!
A massive wave of water slapped him in the face like a collapsing mountain!
Pfft!
Curly hair spat out a mouthful of water in disbelief.
Splash!
Another massive wave slammed into him with the force of a falling peak!
Curly hair: ???
“Hahaha!”
“The dolphin on the far right is clearly angry because no one chose it.”
“I am dying of laughter. This dolphin’s tail can splash that much water? And it is all aimed specifically to the left?”
“The dolphin on the far left is also splashing water back towards the right in retaliation?”
“I can’t hold it in anymore. The little guy is quite vengeful.”
“…”
The audience was filled with roaring laughter.
Curly hair completely collapsed.
“Let’s go, move quickly.”
Just as Curly hair was about to slip and couldn’t find his footing, a hand mercilessly grabbed his collar and dragged him out of the dolphin battle zone.
“Cough, cough, cough!”
Curly hair spat out water repeatedly. Damn it, if only his future wife could have this much “volume.”
“Thank you.”
Curly hair was dragged all the way to the changing room.
He had just stood up and was about to see who this great hero was, the one who had come to save him on a seven colored cloud…
But then he saw that familiar baseball cap.
“How is it you?”
Lu Xing locked the men’s changing room door, took off his hat, and grabbed a towel to wipe the water from his hair.
“Who else?”
“Did you really want those two girls to come in here and save you?”
Curly hair choked on his words.
Alright.
This theater was actually quite thoughtful. They had prepared a changing room, anticipating that the audience might get their clothes soaked.
And because it was technically the dolphin’s fault this time, the theater also provided a change of clothes for free.
Curly hair, standing there completely bare, asked.
“What about the two girls?”
Lu Xing, now wearing only his shorts, gestured with his chin.
“Next door, in the women’s changing room.”
The very second the dolphin had started splashing, Lu Xing had stepped in front of the senior sister and Wei Qingyu.
Thankfully, he had chosen the leftmost position and only had to endure the spray from one side.
Because Lu Xing had blocked the brunt of the water, the senior sister and Wei Qingyu only had slightly damp hair.
Lu Xing was very satisfied with this outcome.
It was much better than Curly hair’s position, which had been open on all sides. No matter which direction the dolphin splashed, he was a target.
Curly hair changed into the fresh clothes. While blow drying his hair, he asked.
“Brother, how old are you really?”
Lu Xing said naturally, “Me? I am twenty five.”
Huh?
Curly hair put down the hairdryer with a shocked expression and craned his neck to inspect Lu Xing’s face.
“You certainly do not look twenty five.”
“That is because I take good care of myself. My child is already several years old.”
Lu Xing calmly continued drying his hair.
He loved to tease fools more than anything.
Lu Xing adopted a deep, melancholy expression.
“My family is in the countryside. I got engaged at eighteen and had a daughter at twenty. Now my daughter is almost in primary school.”
Curly hair’s jaw was practically on the floor.
What?
His daughter is almost in primary school?!
Curly hair had a head full of questions and finally found the logic gap.
“That’s not right. I heard you introduce yourselves just now. What’s with the ‘senior sister’ and ‘junior brother’ titles?”
“Oh, that.” Lu Xing continued to “run the train” with a perfectly calm expression.
(TL: Run the train (跑火车): Chinese slang for talking nonsense, boasting, or telling lies with a straight face.)
“I was originally supposed to graduate at twenty two, but unfortunately, I did not earn enough credits and had to delay graduation for several years.”
“Why didn’t you get enough credits in three years?” Curly hair was bewildered.
Lu Xing spoke with a hint of heavy sadness.
“At twenty two, my father passed away, and I went home for the funeral. At twenty three, my mother passed away, and I went home for the funeral. At twenty four, my wife was afraid I was a jinx, so she divorced me and took our daughter. I am twenty five this year. There is simply no one left to die.”
When you are out and about, your identity is whatever you decide to make it.
Lu Xing tidied himself in front of the mirror. After not hearing a response for a long time, he turned to look.
Curly hair was sniffling, looking at him with profound sympathy. “You are incredible. If I were you, I would be completely depressed.”
Lu Xing smiled.
As expected of a university student, so naive it was almost cute.
“Life is determined by fate, not a single bit of it is up to us. A hundred years pass in a flash. Any way of living is still living.”
Curly hair listened in a daze. After a long while, he asked.
“What is your name?”
“Lu Xing.”
“Oh, oh, I will remember it!”
Lu Xing looked at Curly hair’s clenched fists and determined gaze and could not help but laugh. “Then what is your name?”
Curly hair grew shy and refused to say.
Lu Xing waited for a moment and then asked.
“What?”
“You don’t want to get to know me, is that it?”
Curly hair said awkwardly, “No, it is… it is just my name…”
Lu Xing turned toward the door. “If you do not say it, I am leaving.”
“Aiya, my name is Fugui!”
(TL: Fugui (富贵): Literally means “Rich and Noble.” In rural China, it was a traditional custom to give children “lowly” or common names to ward off bad luck, but today it is a very common name for dogs.)
Hmm?
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment.
Fugui tried to observe if there was any ridicule in Lu Xing’s eyes, but he only saw a look of pure envy.
Lu Xing sighed with genuine emotion. “It sounds very prosperous. If only my name was Lu Zhaocai.”
(TL: Lu Zhaocai (陆招财): Zhaocai means “to bring in wealth.” It is a very common name for cats.)
Pfft!
Fugui laughed out loud.
This was the first time he had met a stranger who did not immediately point out that his name sounded like a dog’s name.
This guy was very, very good.
“That…”
Just as Lu Xing was about to leave, Fugui asked embarrassedly.
“Can you lend me two hundred yuan to buy a ticket?”
Hmm?
Lu Xing turned his head to look at him with suspicion.
Fugui pointed at his phone awkwardly. “I did not listen to you earlier and did not put it away. It… it is dead.”
Lu Xing asked, “A ticket back to school?”
Fugui looked even more embarrassed.
“I am taking the two hundred yuan to buy a ticket home.”
“Fixing the phone at school will cost my own money. Fixing it at home can be paid for by my parents.”
Lu Xing choked.
What a truly filial son!
Fugui recited two strings of phone numbers to Lu Xing.
“These are my father’s and mother’s numbers. I will use their phones to contact you the moment I get home. I will definitely pay you back with interest immediately!”
Hearing the word interest, Lu Xing instantly changed his mind.
He pulled two hundred yuan from behind his phone case. “You are lucky. I happened to bring cash.”
Such a foolish university student. Lu Xing did not believe for a second that this was a scammer.
After finishing the transaction, as Fugui was about to leave the changing room, he asked curiously.
“Brother, which of those two girls is your partner?”
Lu Xing spread his hands. “Can’t it be both?”
“Awesome!”
Fugui gave him a thumbs up and said, not wanting to be outdone, “You truly have my style.”
Hmm?
Lu Xing looked at Fugui with great interest. “Do you actually have a lot of experience?”
“Of… of course!”
Fugui puffed out his chest with an air of unearned confidence.
“I have been in a relationship since kindergarten. Up until now, I have had fifty… no, a hundred!”
Lu Xing let out a laugh.
Oh…
It seems he is a fresh, tender virgin.
…
Women’s changing room.
The sound of the hairdryer was roaring.
Wei Qingyu calmly blow dried her hair, her eyes deep and her mind constantly replaying the scene from a moment ago.
The way Lu Xing had stood in front of her just now was really… so reliable.
Liu Qingqing sat on a chair, her hands propped up behind her and her fair little legs dangling, her toes drawing arcs in the air.
Her gaze was thoughtful as she sized up Wei Qingyu’s slender back.
After a moment.
“Qingyu…”
“Senior sister…”
The two of them spoke at the exact same time.
“You first.”
“No, you first.”
Liu Qingqing and Wei Qingyu looked at each other through the mirror and both fell into a heavy silence.
…
…
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- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
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- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
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- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
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- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
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- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
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- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
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- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
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- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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