Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
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- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
“Holy f*ck! Sis! Did someone hit you?!”
“Who! You tell me who it was!”
“Watch me beat him into an ultra-thin sanitary pad!”
Chi Shui rushed over after receiving the call. After seeing Chi Yueshan’s face, he was instantly enraged.
Siblings usually fight and joke around, playing pranks on each other.
You trick me once, I trick you once.
But this did not mean that they would allow others to hit their own family!
Chi Yueshan let out a low laugh, caressing her cheek. Lu Xing had touched her face just now.
The thought of this made her say cheerfully.
“It’s nothing.”
Of course, she had seen that Song Junzhu was Lu Xing’s client.
She had also seen that Song Junzhu was being coaxed very well by Lu Xing.
In a sense…
Song Junzhu was her love rival, right?
Then why should she speak up for Lu Xing in front of Song Junzhu?
Heh.
Chi Yueshan curled her lips. Her smile sent a chill down Chi Shui’s back. He said, trembling.
“Sis, don’t smile. I’m scared.”
“What are you scared of? You smile too.”
“Huh? What am I smiling about?”
“Smile that you’re about to have a brother-in-law.”
Chi Shui was completely dumbfounded.
No.
Where did I get a brother-in-law from!
Wait!
Chi Shui suddenly became vigilant.
It can’t be Lu Xing, can it?
But Lu Xing is fucking younger than me, isn’t he?
He has to call Lu Xing brother-in-law?
Fuck!
I thought of you as a brother, but you want to be my brother-in-law?
Chi Shui began to doubt his existence.
Chi Yueshan glanced at Chi Shui. Suddenly remembering his statement today, she thought for a moment and said.
“You are not allowed to like Lu Xing.”
“When we get home, I’ll have Mom buy you some Chinese medicine to regulate your body.”
Chi Shui: ???
Damn it.
I’m really not gay!!!
Chi Yueshan said flatly, “I’ve bought the graphics cards for you.”
Chi Shui was shocked.
Chi Shui was ecstatic.
Chi Shui slid to his knees.
“Long live Your Majesty, my sister! Long live, long live!”
“May you and my brother-in-law live a long and happy life together, with one hundred and eight babies in one go!”
Chi Yueshan cheerfully took out her phone and started dialing.
Song Junzhu should be feeling very guilty right now, right?
Very guilty for misunderstanding Lu Xing, right?
She had already glimpsed a trace of the indifference in Lu Xing’s true nature today.
It seemed that Lu Xing’s enthusiasm for his clients was all an act, but both she and Song Junzhu had taken it seriously.
Now she had come to her senses.
But Song Junzhu hadn’t!
Although she didn’t know how long Song Junzhu’s contract with Lu Xing was…
But then again.
The thought of Song Junzhu’s beautiful dream being shattered by Lu Xing’s own hands after the contract ended…
Chi Yueshan felt extremely happy!
Why should she be the only one to enjoy Lu Xing’s indifference and heartlessness?
Everyone should experience it once.
That’s only fair!
Ding—
The call connected.
Chi Yueshan held the phone and said to the person on the other end.
“Director, I want to stage a new opera. I’ll find people to form a troupe.”
“Yes, my submission for the Plum Blossom Award will be this new opera.”
“The name?”
Chi Yueshan stared at the white wall, thought for a moment, and said slowly.
“The title of the piece is…”
“Plucking the Star.”
(TL: A pun. “Plucking the Star” sounds romantic, but “Xing” is also Lu Xing’s name, so it can mean “Plucking Lu Xing.”)
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If a person feels that their life is too much of a failure, they can go buy something.
That way, at least they can succeed in paying.
Beep—
Scan the code to pay.
“Your small cake, please take it.”
“Thank you.”
Lu Xing smiled and nodded at the shop assistant, then walked up the stairs to the private box carrying a small cake.
He didn’t choose to take the elevator, but slowly walked up the stairs.
Anyway, he was already late for Auntie Wen. He would inevitably have to be asked for a reason.
How to choose the reason, that is a question.
Lu Xing took a deep breath, calmed down, and analyzed.
“Since it has already happened, I have to get something out of it.”
Smack.
He squeezed the small cake in his hand hard. The little Doraemon on top was instantly crushed!
Lu Xing calmly stared at the steps and walked up one by one.
“What Auntie Wen wants is someone suitable to be Nannan’s father.”
“Her recent intimate contact, even actions that could be called seductive, are all to make me fall in love with her.”
“I can use today’s incident to warn Auntie Wen that my past is not suitable for being Nannan’s father.”
Nip Auntie Wen’s idea of a freebie in the bud!
Seeing how much Auntie Wen treasures Nannan, she will definitely reconsider this matter.
Lu Xing took a deep breath and reached the top of the stairs.
“Then how to tell this story requires a suitable method.”
He stood at the door of the private box.
Hiss.
Lu Xing rubbed his eyes until they were red.
Then he casually messed up his hair a bit. A slightly disheveled look should be about right.
Click.
The door of the private box opened.
Under the warm yellow light, Wen Lingxiu sat on the sofa with her long hair loose, gently rocking the sleeping Nannan in her arms.
Nannan was like a little milk dumpling, her small hands curled up, sleeping obediently against Wen Lingxiu’s chest.
Lu Xing instantly lightened his steps, walked to Wen Lingxiu’s side, and said in a low voice.
“Let me hold her. Your arms will get uncomfortable.”
Wen Lingxiu shook her head.
“It’s fine. Let Nannan rest for a while.”
“Where did you go?”
As expected.
Auntie Wen’s desire for control is so strong, she would definitely ask.
Lu Xing didn’t speak, silently sitting down beside her.
Not getting a response, Wen Lingxiu was a little confused.
She turned her head to look at Lu Xing’s face and suddenly noticed something was wrong.
Lu Xing was clearly very happy when he left.
Now his hair was messy, his eyes were red, and besides the souvenirs, he was holding a ruined small cake.
He looked just like an abandoned puppy.
This is…
He was wronged?
A sharp pain shot through Wen Lingxiu’s heart.
She carefully placed Nannan on the sofa. Lu Xing silently covered Nannan with a blanket.
Wen Lingxiu pulled Lu Xing to the other side.
Looking at Lu Xing’s red eyes, Wen Lingxiu felt an indescribable sadness in her heart.
In her heart, Lu Xing was most suited to grinning and showing a mouthful of white teeth.
Not like now, all listless.
Wen Lingxiu reached out her hand, placed it on Lu Xing’s shoulder for support, stood on her tiptoes, and pressed down his upturned hair with her other hand, saying softly.
“What’s wrong?”
“Did someone bully you?”
It’s time to test my acting skills!
Lu Xing choked up, as if a person who had been strong for a long time suddenly couldn’t hold it in after hearing a word of comfort.
“CEO Wen, I’m sorry. I came back late.”
Wen Lingxiu was stunned.
She hadn’t expected Lu Xing’s first words not to be about his grievances, but an apology!
Seeing that Lu Xing seemed about to cry, Wen Lingxiu’s heart throbbed with sadness. She grabbed Lu Xing’s hand and said anxiously.
“What’s wrong with you? Who bullied you? Tell me!”
Wen Lingxiu hadn’t been this panicked in… well, a long time.
But at that time, her heart had not throbbed with pain like it did now!
Looking at Lu Xing’s wronged expression, Wen Lingxiu only had one sentence in her mind—
Coax him, don’t let him cry!
She didn’t even have time to consider what classic domineering CEO lines she had just spouted.
Wen Lingxiu glanced at the small cake Lu Xing had just brought back and said with concern.
“Did you fall? Did you scrape your knee? Let’s go. I’ll take you to get it bandaged.”
This was her first reaction.
She didn’t think a good person like Lu Xing would get into a conflict with someone.
Lu Xing sniffled and shook his head.
“I didn’t scrape it.”
Lu Xing was silent for a moment, then squeezed Auntie Wen’s slender wrist to prevent her from falling, and then said bitterly.
“After I went to draw for the prize, I saw the small cake at the dessert shop was delicious, so I went to buy it.”
“CEO Wen, I was very happy that you took me out. I was thinking I couldn’t just buy a gift for Nannan, I wanted to get you a gift too.”
“But…”
Lu Xing paused, almost making Wen Lingxiu die of anxiety.
“But, I ran into my previous…”
Lu Xing lowered his head dejectedly and pressed his pocket.
Wen Lingxiu noticed it sharply.
“Don’t!”
She ignored Lu Xing’s protest, directly reached into his pocket, and then took out a tissue.
She unfolded it and saw two pieces of a broken hairpin inside.
Mm.
The one Chi Yueshan had thrown in the trash can. He had picked it out to recycle.
Wen Lingxiu silently looked at the broken hairpin in her hand.
The hairpin was carved with begonia flowers, beautiful and exquisite. It would definitely look good in her hair.
But.
It was broken.
The gift Lu Xing had given her was broken just like that.
(SHMOLL: Lu Xing is playing such a dangerous game. OH hell no, brother! Scared for my guy.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him