Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
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- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
Song Junzhu!
I’m fucking coming!
Lu Xing rushed through the wind and rain, like a bolt of lightning streaking across the sky, tearing apart all the gloom, shattering all the unease!
In the dimmest weather, Lu Xing stood like a pine tree between heaven and earth.
Let the wind blow and the rain beat down. As long as there was a breath left, he could stubbornly grow upwards!
Song Junzhu let out a light sigh of relief.
Lu Xing had come.
He had come.
Heh.
Someone loves me.
Song Junzhu repeated this sentence over and over, lowered her head, and covered her face. Tears overflowed from between her fingers.
He really would come.
Thankfully he’s still here. Thankfully she has money.
Tears fell from Song Junzhu’s bewitching eyes, yet they carried an undisguised obsession.
Nothing will end.
“Professor Song! I’m here!”
Lu Xing ran wildly to the front of the car, his face full of smiles, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
As a professional simp, one must see the client’s inner needs.
Sometimes.
It’s very likely that the client themselves doesn’t know what they want, nor do they know that their heart and mouth are not in agreement.
You can’t see the true face of Mount Lu, simply because you are on the mountain.
It didn’t matter if Song Junzhu didn’t know.
It was enough that Lu Xing knew.
As a bystander, when he saw the message Song Junzhu had sent, he couldn’t sleep no matter how he tossed and turned.
After looking at it carefully for a long time, he finally saw the words between the lines.
They were five words—I want you to come!
So he came.
Seeing Song Junzhu lowering her head and covering her face, Lu Xing curled his lips.
Little thing.
Aren’t I maxing out this emotional value for you?
So moved, right?
I’m just a professional. I have to make your money worth it!
But Lu Xing didn’t rush forward. Different emotions from different clients also required different handling methods.
When dealing with Auntie Wen’s sadness, he could carefully go up to wipe her tears and comfort her softly.
But when facing Psycho Song’s sadness, he absolutely could not go forward, because Song Junzhu was too competitive!
She absolutely did not want to be seen when she was vulnerable.
So Lu Xing gave Song Junzhu time to buffer her emotions.
The rain was getting heavier.
Lu Xing held the long-handled umbrella in his hand, with no intention of opening it.
Anyway, he was already soaked when he came to the villa. Now, he might as well make good use of it to make the client feel more comfortable.
Doesn’t Psycho Song like to see him in a sorry state?
A minute later.
Song Junzhu’s emotional buffering was complete. She opened the car door.
Lu Xing quickly rushed over, opened the umbrella with a click, and the huge black umbrella covered Song Junzhu’s head.
Song Junzhu was stunned.
In the midst of the storm, Lu Xing had opened up a small, safe world for her. The rightful source is noᴠelfire.net
Only at this moment did Song Junzhu realize how badly Lu Xing had been drenched.
The windbreaker he was wearing on his upper body was not soaked through, but the sweatpants on his lower body were all wet, and his sneakers were all covered in mud.
Song Junzhu glanced at Lu Xing’s pants, paused for a moment, and suddenly said.
“Don’t wear gray sweatpants in the future.”
(SHMOLL: Don’t be like the Rubics Cube guy. )
Huh?
Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
You’re even controlling this?
The Pacific police, are you?
“Okay, Professor Song.” Lu Xing nodded obediently.
If I can’t wear them, then I won’t.
Just as Lu Xing was secretly cursing Song Junzhu for being a psycho in his heart, something soft suddenly touched his face.
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment.
Song Junzhu had produced a handkerchief that looked very expensive from somewhere and was slowly wiping his face.
Looking at her up close, Song Junzhu found that Lu Xing’s eyelashes were so long.
Mm.
When it snows in the future, if she and Lu Xing walk in the snow, Lu Xing’s eyelashes will definitely be covered with many snowflakes.
Lu Xing looked at Song Junzhu’s gradually wandering eyes and shivered.
Holy f*ck!
This damn psycho isn’t thinking of some new tormenting method, is she?
Didn’t she say she had changed?
Lu Xing swallowed, lifted the corners of his mouth, unzipped his jacket, and winked at Song Junzhu slyly.
“Professor Song, I have a gift for you.”
Hmm?
Song Junzhu curved her lips, her exquisite and bewitching face like a soul-snatching demon.
“Let’s hear it.”
“Ta-da!”
Lu Xing took out a Polaroid from his inner pocket.
You never know if a man will pull out a bottle of mineral water, a wallet, a power bank, or all of them at once from his pocket.
Lu Xing shook the Polaroid in his hand. “Although the car was hit.”
“But as people, we have to have the spirit of ‘I take a picture when a house is on fire, I sleep when life is in chaos!'”
“Professor Song, want to take one?”
Psycho Song’s car was hit, she’s definitely in a bad mood. So I have to find a way to make her happy.
Otherwise.
He would be the one to get hurt in the end!
Song Junzhu stared at Lu Xing’s smiling face, as if bewitched, and nodded blankly.
“Okay.”
She adjusted her posture.
Lu Xing stretched out his arm, holding the Polaroid, grinned, and moved closer to Song Junzhu.
Song Junzhu rarely took photos and stood there a little unnaturally at this moment.
Although it was just a simple photo, she was as solemn as if she were attending some important meeting.
Lu Xing raised an eyebrow, looked at Song Junzhu’s side profile. “Smile a little.”
Too close.
Song Junzhu felt as if she could feel Lu Xing’s breath on her ear.
Her skin suddenly turned red, and she awkwardly pulled up the corners of her mouth.
Lu Xing was laughing wildly in his heart.
Good, good, good.
However generous Professor Song was when she asked him to buy the camera, that’s how uncomfortable she is now.
Click.
A photo was printed out.
Lu Xing held the photo, waiting for it to develop, while also moving a little further away from Song Junzhu.
The warmth beside her suddenly pulled away. Song Junzhu subconsciously leaned towards Lu Xing a little.
“Professor Song, take a look.”
Lu Xing handed the photo to Song Junzhu.
Song Junzhu held the photo. A thin photo, yet she looked at it for a long, long time.
Walking in a downpour, an umbrella is a boat sailing upside down in the sky.
On the photo, she and Lu Xing were on a boat, so close it seemed they could break through any storm.
Song Junzhu looked at it for a long time, then naturally wanted to put the photo in her pocket and nodded.
“It’s a good shot.”
“It seems you really did study seriously. Very good.”
Lu Xing looked at Song Junzhu’s smooth action, thinking this person was also quite interesting. If you want to keep it, then keep it.
And most importantly.
Song Junzhu’s hand, which was in her pocket, searched for a long time but couldn’t find where the pocket was.
Eh? Where’s my pocket?
Song Junzhu looked down in confusion. For the first time, she discovered that the pockets on women’s clothing were so small?!
So annoying!
Lu Xing’s clothes can fit a Polaroid, but her clothes can’t even fit a photo???
Song Junzhu gritted her teeth. “These bastards!”
In order to sell bags, they actually make the pockets on clothes like this.
“It’s fine. You can wear mine next time.”
Lu Xing grinned and opened the car door, letting Song Junzhu in so she wouldn’t catch a cold.
Song Junzhu glanced at Lu Xing’s pants again and left a sentence. “I’ll buy you some nice ones tomorrow.”
Hey!
New clothes?
Lu Xing was happy.
Sis Kate! I’m coming again!
Yes! Another sum of money!
“Why aren’t you getting in?”
Song Junzhu rolled down the car window and looked at Lu Xing, who was standing outside the car, with confusion.
Here it comes! Here it comes!
The moment to test my acting skills has come!
Lu Xing deliberately hid his left hand behind his back. It had been scratched when he ran too fast and slipped.
The wound was not big.
But it had its own use.
Empty greetings are no match for a huge sum of money.
Last time his mouth was injured, Song Junzhu had given him ten thousand yuan.
This time he was injured because of her. Wouldn’t she have to give him even more?
Hehe.
I really have a good head on my shoulders!
Lu Xing lowered his eyes and said with some embarrassment.
“I’m too wet. I’ll get the car dirty.”
Become a cat, become a tiger, become a drenched little dog.
Heh.
Watch me green tea you to death!
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment.
She noticed the hand Lu Xing was hiding behind his back. After a moment of silence, she suddenly rolled up the car window.
Lu Xing: ???
Hey!
Not right!
This script is not right!
Director, I’m going to kill you!
Song Junzhu should be very pitiful towards me, and then transfer me a sum of money!
How could it be like this!
Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
Song Junzhu was anxious.
She quickly hid the gym photo of Lu Xing in the car in the armrest box.
Ten seconds later
Song Junzhu calmly rolled down the car window. “Get in.”
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- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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