Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
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- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
‘It is good that Professor Song is working overtime.’
Lu Xing got out of the car at the address Song Junzhu had left.
The average price of a house in this complex was six figures per square meter, and the security facilities were ridiculously over-the-top. He certainly could not get in on his own.
He sent a message to Professor Song, but there was no reply for a long time.
‘So hardworking.’
Even though Lu Xing often said that Song Junzhu was a bit “sick in the head,” he had to admit she had real substance.
But this was also good.
Imagine Professor Song, exhausted from work, coming home listlessly only to find someone obediently waiting for her at the door.
Mm, that meeting scene would be quite good.
Lu Xing was just about to look around for a place to sit when he saw one of the uniformed guards walking toward him. Thinking the guard was worried he was a suspicious outsider, he began to explain.
“Hello, I am waiting for someone. I am not trying to…”
“Excuse me, is your surname Lu?”
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment, then nodded.
“Yes, my name is Lu Xing.”
“Then there is no mistake.” The guard offered a friendly smile.
“Mr. Lu, Miss Song has already informed us. If you come, you can go straight in.”
Lu Xing chuckled.
He knew it! Song Junzhu was definitely waiting for him!
If you want to know if a person wants something, do not listen to what they say; look at what they do.
Case 1:
Before, when Lu Xing was having lunch with Little Goldie in the piano room, she would always get tired of eating private kitchen food. She would take the initiative to “attack.”
Xia Yeshuang: “Lu Xing, is there anything else you want to eat?”
Lu Xing: “Hot pot?”
Xia Yeshuang: “You want to eat hot pot?”
Lu Xing: “Barbecue then.”
Xia Yeshuang: “You want to eat barbecue?”
Lu Xing: “…Seafood.”
Xia Yeshuang: “Okay! Let’s go!”
Case 2:
Even a little brat like Nannan followed this principle. When Lu Xing was eating, she would run over and ask in a milky voice: “Daddy, what are you eating?” She didn’t say she wanted a bite, but the intent was clear.
Case 3:
It is exactly what Professor Song is doing now!
If she did not want him to come, why would she leave her address before she left? Why inform the guard in advance?
Since Lu Xing was in this line of work, he had to constantly interpret why the client said one thing but did another.
“Sigh, no wonder my reading comprehension is getting better and better.”
Lu Xing entered the residential complex and let out a long sigh. He had been doing “reading comprehension” his entire life. Following the guard’s directions, he walked to Professor Song’s building.
(TL: A common joke in Chinese web novels where the protagonist must over-analyze the “hidden meanings” behind a woman’s indirect words or actions.)
As night fell, he looked up.
“Wait, something is wrong.”
The lights in Professor Song’s house were already on. Then why hadn’t she replied to his message?
Holy crap! She didn’t faint from period pain, did she?
Lu Xing panicked and hurried upstairs. Before he started this job, he only knew what was in the biology books. Later, he specifically studied female physiology. He knew a cycle wasn’t like an alarm clock; it could be moved by stress or work pressure.
According to his observations, someone like Auntie Wen, with her stable routine, didn’t suffer much. But Professor Song lived an extremely irregular life, often forgetting to eat or sleep. Her situation was likely quite bad.
He reached her floor, took a deep breath, and rang the doorbell.
He glanced at the entrance. There was a pair of men’s leather shoes and a pair of women’s high heels.
‘Oh, she has a visitor. She hasn’t fainted.’
Phew—
Lu Xing let out a long sigh of relief, leaning against the wall as his legs almost gave out. Say what you will, but a professional “simp’s” first rule is to protect the client’s safety. Thankfully, she was okay.
Click.
The door opened. The man who opened it was well-dressed in a suit—likely the owner of the leather shoes. However, his mood was clearly dark. He asked gruffly:
“What do you want?”
“Hello.” Lu Xing wasn’t bothered by the attitude.
He showed the meal in his hand. “I am delivering a meal to Professor Song.”
He assumed this was a friend. Since he didn’t know if she had told her friends about him, he didn’t state his identity to avoid making her lose “face.”
“Come in.”
The man, Song Yaozu, was fed up. Seeing Lu Xing about to step in, he shouted:
“What are you doing?!”
He had to take off his shoes and even put on shoe covers just to enter, yet this delivery guy was walking in without them?
Hearing the commotion, two women came out of the living room. Lu Xing glanced at them.
One was Professor Song, her black wavy hair scattered on her shoulders, her face pale and unwell. The other was a middle-aged woman in her fifties, dripping in gold and silver, with features very similar to Song Junzhu.
Lu Xing frowned.
‘Bad luck. I guessed wrong again. This isn’t a friend, this is a family gathering. My timing is terrible!’
Lu Xing turned to leave, but Song Yaozu grabbed his arm.
“What are you running for? Are you unhappy that I said a few words to you? You have sunk to delivering food, yet your temper is still so big. Do you think you are some young master?”
Lu Xing glanced at him.
‘This guy is a bottom-tier loser.’
‘Bro, I gave you face and you don’t want it?’
It would have been more efficient to just say “wear shoe covers” than to curse him out.
Lu Xing hated people who used a minor issue just to vent their emotions. It was clear the man had been snubbed by Song Junzhu and was taking it out on him.
Fine. The meal was already cold anyway.
Lu Xing apologetically stuffed the food into Song Yaozu’s hand, speaking loud enough for Professor Song to hear.
“I am sorry. I didn’t notice I was not clean. I won’t go in then.”
“This is a meal for Professor Song. Eating it while it is hot is good for replenishing qi and blood. No matter how busy you are, you have to eat well. Please take it in for me. Thank you.”
“Get lost!”
Song Yaozu rolled his eyes and pushed the box back. Lu Xing, intentionally or not, didn’t catch it.
Smack.
The box fell to the ground.
Song Yaozu was furious. To be snubbed by Song Junzhu was one thing, but to be snubbed by a delivery guy?
“Are you paralyzed? You can’t even catch something?!”
Thump!
A loud bang followed. Song Junzhu walked to the door with a blank expression and directly kicked Song Yaozu out!
Lu Xing dodged just in time.
“Holy crap!”
Song Yaozu fell face-down, eating dirt. He scrambled up, stunned, checking his nose to see if it was smashed.
“Junzhu! Do not be impulsive!” a panicked woman’s voice called from behind.
Song Yaozu looked back, his aches forgotten. He scrambled away as if he were in an Olympic sprint.
For no other reason than this: Song Junzhu had a knife in her hand all of a sudden.
A real, literal knife.
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him