Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
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- I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
(ED: Interpretation of the title: True beauty isn’t in the preserved perfection of the past, but in the bold, dangerous act of destroying it or burning down ideals we’re told to worship is more powerful — and beautiful — than worshipping them blindly.)
Holy crap!
Lu Xing was dumbfounded.
Looking at Chi Yueshan, who had been slapped into his arms, Lu Xing’s head was buzzing!
No, sis.
Are you sick?!
What are you blocking in front of me for!
Lu Xing helped Chi Yueshan, who was in his arms, to stand up, a feeling of impatience rising in his heart.
Fuck.
I owe another favor.
I hate owing favors the most!
A debt of money is easy to repay, but a debt of gratitude is so damn hard to repay!
It would have been better if that slap had hit my face!
Lu Xing glanced at Chi Yueshan’s face. Song Junzhu had been really angry just now, and she had used a lot of force.
It had only been a short while, but Chi Yueshan’s face was already a little red and swollen.
Chi Yueshan relied on her face to make a living. If there was a problem with this face, Lu Xing’s debt would be even harder to repay.
“Give me your brother’s number. I’ll have him take you to the hospital.”
Auntie Wen and Nannan were still waiting for him in the private box.
Now was Auntie Wen’s client service time. He couldn’t possibly leave her!
And–
Lu Xing glanced at Chi Yueshan in his arms.
Don’t think he didn’t know. If Chi Yueshan hadn’t suddenly rushed out, Song Junzhu would have long since been pacified.
This black-bellied woman did it on purpose!
Hearing Lu Xing ask for Chi Shui, a look of astonishment flashed in Chi Yueshan’s eyes.
Lu Xing is even more ruthless than she had imagined.
Ruthless, is it?
Heh.
I like it even more!
Chi Yueshan leaned against Lu Xing’s chest, her head lowered, her long hair falling by the side of her face. She shook her head gently.
“Don’t, don’t look at me. I don’t look good right now.”
Breathe in—exhale—breathe in—exhale—breathe in—exhale—
Lu Xing’s mind went numb.
Sister!
It’s already come to this, and you’re still playing the green tea here?
Are you really not worried about your face!
“What, haven’t you acted out enough of your sweet nothings? I think today’s performance shouldn’t have been Beating the Dragon Robe, but The Case of the Beheaded Husband.”
(TL: A famous opera about a man who abandons his wife for a princess, and is eventually executed for his crimes.)
Song Junzhu looked coldly at Lu Xing and Chi Yueshan in front of her, a mocking smile on her lips.
So ridiculous.
Every internal thought she had before was now like a boomerang, coming right back and stabbing her!
Good, good, good.
Lu Xing and Chi Yueshan are being all sweet. What does that make her?
The third party in a TV drama who breaks up a family?
Chi Yueshan leaned softly against Lu Xing’s side, secretly grabbing Lu Xing’s hand and placing it on her waist, and explained.
“No, it’s not like that.”
“Junzhu, you’ve misunderstood.”
Holy f*ck!
The moment the name “Junzhu” came out, Lu Xing’s eyes widened, several big words flashing in his mind—
Song Junzhu and Chi Yueshan know each other!
No!
Last time when Chi Yueshan botched her performance, these two didn’t know each other. How do they know each other now!
Chi Yueshan covered her face and let out a self-deprecating laugh.
“Junzhu, you’ve really misunderstood.”
“The person I told you about, the one I hurt, is Xing-xing.”
“I came to find him today just to apologize.”
“I cried, I made a scene, but Xing-xing didn’t soften up and forgive me at all. He said he has someone in his heart.”
Chi Yueshan’s brain only failed to work when facing Lu Xing.
But when facing others…
She was never lacking in the ability to trick people.
Now, Song Junzhu probably hasn’t realized that she likes Lu Xing, right?
Chi Yueshan laughed inwardly.
Seeing that there was someone in the world even more foolish than her, she felt much better.
Chi Yueshan tugged at the water stain on her skirt and said in a low voice.
“These are my tears.”
“It’s not what you think.”
Boom!
At first, Song Junzhu was listening coldly. But the more she listened, the more something felt wrong.
When she heard Chi Yueshan say that Lu Xing had someone in his heart, she was completely stunned.
What?
Lu Xing rejected Chi Yueshan’s plea for reconciliation?
Lu Xing said… he has someone in his heart?
Lu Xing was dumbfounded. For the first time, he experienced the feeling of being carried.
Holy f*ck!
Sis Chi! You’re a real carry!
(ED: Calling a person real carry is saying that the person is a reliable and skilled teammate, often carrying the team to victory. It’s a common expression in gaming and online communities, often used to praise someone who is performing exceptionally well and taking responsibility for the team’s success.)
Song Junzhu, who had been in a rage just now, quickly cooled down and looked at Lu Xing in silence.
She seemed to have… misunderstood Lu Xing again.
“I’m sorry, Professor Song. I have to take Miss Chi to have her face looked at first.”
Lu Xing said this to Song Junzhu in a tone calmer than ever before.
After saying that…
He held Chi Yueshan’s soft shoulder and slowly walked past Song Junzhu.
A second before they brushed past each other, Lu Xing said in a low voice.
“Professor Song.”
“Your hand was scratched by the hairpin. Remember to disinfect and bandage it when you get back.”
Lu Xing paused for a moment, then said.
“I’m sorry for making you angry today.”
“Goodbye, Professor Song.”
Song Junzhu abruptly lowered her head and looked at her fingertips in astonishment.
The slap just now.
Although Chi Yueshan’s hairpin had broken, her own hand had also been scratched.
In the grip of anger, she hadn’t even felt the pain in her hand, but Lu Xing had noticed.
Song Junzhu turned around stiffly.
Lu Xing helped Chi Yueshan walk to the broken hairpin.
He took out a tissue from his pocket, bent down, and carefully wrapped the hairpin in it, then properly put it in his pocket.
After doing all this, Lu Xing left the corridor with Chi Yueshan.
He didn’t look back at Song Junzhu once.
At the moment the two were about to disappear around the corner, Chi Yueshan turned her head and met Song Junzhu’s gaze.
Chi Yueshan tightened her arm around Lu Xing’s neck, a victor’s smile on her lips.
She knew that Song Junzhu didn’t like her from the first meeting.
Coincidentally.
She also didn’t like Song Junzhu from the first meeting.
And now she liked her even less.
Thankfully.
Thankfully, Song Junzhu was even slower than her.
Aiya.
Chi Yueshan suddenly felt a little regretful.
If she hadn’t blocked that slap for Lu Xing, would Lu Xing have given up on Song Junzhu?
But then again…
She still wanted to leave a little mark in Lu Xing’s heart.
Hiss.
After completely losing sight of Song Junzhu, the corner of Chi Yueshan’s mouth, which she had been holding up in pain, could finally fall.
“Chi Yueshan, you’re crazy.”
Lu Xing let go of his hand supporting Chi Yueshan and looked at her with calm eyes.
“You deliberately made Song Junzhu misunderstand, you deliberately provoked Song Junzhu, and you deliberately stood in front of me.”
“I thought I had made myself clear enough to you.”
The warm embrace suddenly disappeared. Chi Yueshan leaned against the cold wall with some regret.
“Is Song Junzhu also your client?”
“She’s been coaxed very well by you. She’s always thought you were deeply in love with her.”
There was not a trace of fluctuation in Lu Xing’s eyes.
“Weren’t you the same once?”
Chi Yueshan was stunned. After a moment, she laughed.
She tilted her head back, stared at Lu Xing with extreme seriousness, and said word by word.
“But I regret it now.”
More beautiful than the Mona Lisa is a burning Mona Lisa.
More beautiful than a beauty is a wounded, broken beauty.
Lu Xing had to admit, Chi Yueshan really had a good face. Looking at it more could prolong one’s life.
“Call your brother. I have to go.”
Lu Xing didn’t engage and turned to leave directly.
Smack.
Chi Yueshan tightly grabbed Lu Xing’s wrist.
Years of basic opera skills, the ability to convey emotion with a glance, were all used at this very moment.
She stared into Lu Xing’s eyes, held his hand, and gently placed it on her own face, saying delicately.
“It hurts here.”
“What do you want?”
“Promise me one request.”
Lu Xing gritted his molars. Song Junzhu’s slap was really ruthless. Even now, Chi Yueshan’s face was still hot.
“Say it.”
Chi Yueshan blinked at him. “I haven’t thought of it yet.”
Lu Xing pulled his hand away, glanced at the time. He had to rush back to Auntie Wen’s private box.
“It had better be within my ability. Oh, right. Giving you money is not an option.”
Chi Yueshan was taken aback for a moment, then gave Lu Xing a delicate glare.
“I’m not a whore. What would I do with your money?”
Lu Xing also smiled.
“But I am.”
Chi Yueshan was speechless.
…
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- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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