Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
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- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
Death is a state of mind. You can want to die, but you can’t actually die.
Lu Xing was in this state right now.
He stood behind Song Junzhu, silently watching her sweep all her hair to the front, revealing her slender back.
Song Junzhu was crazy.
Song Junzhu was really crazy!
Lu Xing had only casually called her a psycho before, but now he really felt that Song Junzhu was crazy! Follow current novels on novel-fire.ɴet
Lu Xing subconsciously took two steps back, the whip in his hand like a hot potato.
Hitting a client during the contract period, what’s the difference between that and hitting your boss during work hours?
After getting to know Song Junzhu for so long, Lu Xing never thought that Song Junzhu would be a masochist.
What on earth does she want!
Lu Xing himself was getting paid, so it didn’t matter if he was beaten.
But forget about Song Junzhu paying for lectures, did she also want to pay to be beaten?
What kind of hobbies do these rich people have!
A lunatic–
Truly a lunatic!
Lu Xing stood there for a long time without speaking.
Finally, Song Junzhu waited for a long time, turned her head to look at him, and repeated seriously.
“I want you to hit me.”
Lu Xing stared into Song Junzhu’s eyes and shook his head slowly and seriously.
“This is not okay.”
“Or if you really like it…” Lu Xing paused for a moment, “You wait a few days for me.”
He would hang his head from the rafters and stab his thigh with an awl to learn their techniques.
Practice well how to hit so it doesn’t hurt but is comfortable.
Right now, he didn’t know anything.
He had no sense of proportion in his hands. What if he hurt Song Junzhu?
The first bolded and underlined rule in the Professional Simp’s Client Code—Ensure the client’s personal safety.
Song Junzhu stared at the reflective floor-to-ceiling window, saw the hesitant expression on Lu Xing’s face behind her, and laughed coldly.
Even during the contract period, Lu Xing is unwilling to hit her.
Then when the contract ends, if she asks Lu Xing to hit her, Lu Xing will be even less willing to hit her, right?
Song Junzhu lowered her head and said in a low voice.
“I said hit me, so hit me.”
She had already calculated how many times she had whipped Lu Xing.
If she lets Lu Xing return the favor, the two of them will be even, and that strong sense of unease she felt might disappear.
After they were even, she would no longer feel guilty.
Song Junzhu let out a light laugh, her lowered eyes concealing the madness within them.
She had money.
She had a lot of money.
Enough to sign a very, very long contract with Lu Xing. Ten years, twenty years, fifty years, even a hundred years.
She hit Lu Xing, and Lu Xing also hit her.
They were even.
She could then take Lu Xing to see the snow. Take Lu Xing to travel everywhere.
The two of them still have a long, long time.
Song Junzhu turned her head, looked at Lu Xing’s silent face, and smiled.
Her exquisite and stunning features were like a demon that sucks human essence. Her full red lips slowly spat out two words.
“Hit me.”
Perhaps from the fireworks at Haicheng Port…
She had already wanted to hold onto Lu Xing.
Thankfully, she had money.
Song Junzhu repeated it again. “This is my request. Hit me.”
Lu Xing’s brain was almost smoking from spinning so fast. For the first time in his career, he was unable to carry out a client’s task.
Song Junzhu was beautiful.
Her thick, curly long hair was scattered on her shoulders. She turned slightly, her palm resting on the floor-to-ceiling window.
Now she said, hit her.
As a professional simp, one must learn one thing—
To peel back the surface of things and find the true heart.
Lu Xing walked closer to Song Junzhu with the whip in his hand.
As Song Junzhu closed her eyes, preparing to endure the pain…
With a light sound, the whip fell to the floor.
Followed by a warm embrace.
An embrace is a sedative with no side effects.
Lu Xing took Song Junzhu into his arms and whispered in her ear.
“Don’t be afraid. I’m right here.”
The expected pain did not arrive. Song Junzhu opened her eyes in astonishment, feeling the warmth from her back.
The words, spoken so close, were like an electric current, shooting through her limbs and bones.
Song Junzhu’s mind went blank.
Quietly observing Song Junzhu’s expression, Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief in his heart.
He had guessed right.
This psycho definitely didn’t want to be beaten!
Just like children in elementary and middle school, who, in order to attract their parents’ attention, might do things that are out of the ordinary.
There must be something weighing on her heart that she couldn’t resolve, so she had resorted to this extreme method.
As a professional simp, carrying candy and tissues in one’s pocket is just the icing on the cake.
Who can’t be a yes-man?
Soothing the client’s emotions, this is the essence of this profession!
Song Junzhu wanted him to hit her, so Lu Xing had to peel back the layers and find her motive.
Otherwise.
This so-called “providing emotional value” would be a joke!
Song Junzhu must be feeling uneasy. Although Lu Xing didn’t know what she was uneasy about, comforting her was all that was needed!
Lu Xing tightened his arms, holding Song Junzhu tightly in his embrace.
A person like her is both crazy and insecure.
Sometimes, a firm embrace is more soothing to the emotions than a thousand words.
As expected.
“Mmm…”
Although Song Junzhu was leaning back in Lu Xing’s arms, her body couldn’t stop trembling.
Ever since she could remember, she had been a genius in everyone’s eyes.
First, first, first.
Her entire life had been emphasized with these two words.
Compared to certificates and trophies, she wanted a firm embrace and a soft word of comfort more.
Why, just because she was smart, could she be treated as a mature adult, but they could pick up and hug her younger brother and sister?
Why did she have to be twenty-seven to get what she wanted at six?
Why did she only realize now who was the person she should truly care about?
Why?
Why did she have to realize this only after the damage was done?
‘Unfortunately, when I came, it was not spring.’
Suppressed sobs sounded in the room.
Song Junzhu was crying.
Lu Xing didn’t speak, just did his best to envelop her, giving her some sense of security.
White lightning streaked across the sky, and the storm beat against the glass window. Lu Xing stared at the dark night sky with a wistful look.
How could money be so easy to earn?
Twenty thousand yuan could get you a subordinate who is on call at any time, but just being obedient is not enough to do this job.
Just as Lu Xing had said before.
It’s very likely that the client themselves doesn’t know what they want.
Then, as a professional simp, one must find what the client truly wants in their heart.
Song Junzhu didn’t need a whip.
She needed peace of mind.
Then give her peace of mind.
Get paid to do a job. This is all he should do.
Lu Xing’s hands were clasped on Song Junzhu’s waist. He gently patted the back of her hand and slowly hummed a little tune.
“The dark, dark sky hangs low, the bright, bright stars follow along.
The bugs are flying, the bugs are flying…”
Cry.
Tears are not a sign of weakness. Courage is being able to stand up with tears in your eyes.
Holding the emotionally collapsing Song Junzhu in his arms, Lu Xing’s mind was clearer than ever before.
He suddenly thought of Wen Lingxiu’s abnormality yesterday.
The story Wen Lingxiu had told at that time, was it really from a book, or was it from reading Lu Xing’s autobiography?
He remembered that there was no book on Wen Lingxiu’s desk at that time.
So…
Wen Lingxiu had still investigated him.
Then all of Wen Lingxiu’s abnormalities yesterday were… pitying him.
Lu Xing smiled.
Then what about you, Professor Song?
Why are you sad? Did you investigate me too?
Are you pitying me too, or are you feeling guilty?
Song Junzhu stared blankly at Lu Xing’s hands on her waist, Lu Xing’s gentle, low tune by her ear.
A warm embrace enveloped her tightly. Her tears rolled down, dripping onto the back of Lu Xing’s hand.
Counting back twenty-seven years, this was the most peaceful moment of her life.
Song Junzhu’s wavering eyes were filled with a deep unwillingness.
‘Unfortunately, when I came, it was not spring.’
It doesn’t matter.
I am just going to force it then.
…
…
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- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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