Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
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- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
“How many children are in your family?”
Lu Xing asked irritably.
Wei Qingyu was still thinking about why Lu Xing had come back and answered subconsciously.
“Two. My brother and me. My brother is called Wei Wei. We have the same father but different mothers. He just turned…”
‘Two.’
That’s easy to handle.
Lu Xing asked again.
“Has Wei Wei taken over your family’s business?”
Wei Qingyu shook her head.
“He’s taken over some. My father gave him the businesses that are easy to go to jail for.”
Lu Xing: ???
A roar of laughter nearly escaped him!
This was truly filial piety of the highest order!
Lu Xing couldn’t hold it in anymore and asked the key question, “Your dad didn’t say he was going to make me disappear, did he?”
This was the question he cared about the most.
Wei Qingyu shook her head. “No.”
‘Actually, he encouraged me to become a water ghost, chase you down, and drag you into the depths with me.’
“Then that’s fine!”
Lu Xing was relieved.
He didn’t like Wei Qingyu anyway; Old Man Wei’s worries were completely misplaced. To Lu Xing, there were only two objectives:
-Understand Old Man Wei’s stance toward him.
-Ensure Wei Qingyu doesn’t get into a conflict with her father because of him.
Now that Lu Xing knew that Old Man Wei had no intention of doing anything to him, the first problem was solved, leaving only the second.
‘Oh, heavens.’
If Wei Qingyu were to fight with Old Man Wei at home because of him, Lu Xing, then Old Man Wei would definitely settle accounts with him!
So!
This possibility must be avoided.
Then Lu Xing must stabilize Wei Qingyu, and if necessary, he has to draw a big pie of a long-term goal for her.
‘What was all this romantic “lovey-dovey” nonsense?’
It was like people who only start acting up because the air conditioning is too comfortable.
The problem was simply that she wasn’t fucking busy enough!
So I will make you busy then!
“Do you have any listening devices or cameras on you?”
“No.”
‘Good!’
The opportunity for brainwashing has come!
Lu Xing organized his words and asked seriously.
“Wei Qingyu, do you know what in this world will not betray you?”
This was the first time Wei Qingyu had heard Lu Xing call her name so formally. She subconsciously straightened her back and shook her head gently.
Lu Xing stared at her.
“Power!”
Wei Qingyu thought for a moment.
“I have a teacher for strength training every week. My strength is not bad.”
Lu Xing rolled his eyes.
It’s not that kind of power!
Lu Xing tried to gain the little mustache’s speaking ability and passionately gave Wei Qingyu a round of fooling.
(TL: I think this is a reference to Hitler’s oratory skills.)
“As the saying goes, who says women are not as good as men?”
“As the saying also goes, women can hold up half the sky!”
Wei Qingyu’s eyes were full of confusion.
Lu Xing rushed in front of her, trying to awaken this genius’s competitive spirit.
“On what grounds?”
“On what grounds does only Wei Wei get to inherit the business? On what grounds can’t you?”
“On what grounds can only Wei Wei take the family’s money to spend on wine and women and foot massages, while you have to stay in Haicheng as a little fish in a cage?”
“On what grounds…”
Lu Xing chattered on for a long time, passionate and full of fervor!
Wei Qingyu still had that cold and indifferent look, but in her mind, she was pondering Lu Xing’s words.
‘That’s right.’
She had been too passive all this time, to the point where she always followed her father’s instructions.
‘The root of it all…’
Is because she is too weak.
Wei Qingyu seemed to have a sudden epiphany.
Seeing this, Lu Xing struck while the iron was hot and said.
“Wei Qingyu, you are really, really smart. I don’t think you are worse than anyone, especially that Wei Wei.”
“What he can do, you can also do. You can even do it better!”
“The right to speak, you have to fight for it yourself!”
Lu Xing’s words were in her ear. Wei Qingyu’s eyes went from dazed to incomparably clear.
‘Right!’
The right to speak is something you have to fight for yourself!
If she can become the person in charge of the Wei family, then she no longer has to listen to her father’s instructions, and she can protect Lu Xing!
She doesn’t want to be a trouble to Lu Xing.
She wants to become a favorable wind, to send Lu Xing up to the blue clouds.
Wei Qingyu nodded firmly and said to Lu Xing.
“Thank you, I understand.”
She had never liked fighting before.
But now… for him.
She must fight!
Wei Qingyu’s mood was incomparably refreshed. She was finally no longer a robot following her father’s arrangements.
She now had her own goal.
‘Father, I will arrange a good retirement for you.’
“It’s nothing. I just can’t stand your family’s sexism, only giving the business to the son.”
Lu Xing said with a green tea-like tone.
‘Hehe.’
The fight for the heir’s status in a big family, it’ll drag you on for three or five years.
No.
I need another layer of insurance, just to be sure.
Lu Xing looked at Wei Qingyu with a heavy gaze and instructed her earnestly.
“If you don’t have a hundred percent certainty, don’t just flip the table and show your hand.”
“A ninety-nine percent certainty, what’s the difference between that and sending yourself to your death?”
This will definitely make Wei Qingyu maintain the superficial scene of a loving father and a filial daughter with Old Man Wei for a little longer!
Over time.
The two of them will definitely forget about him.
Awesome!
Wei Qingyu’s gaze swept over Lu Xing’s face bit by bit. She said calmly, as usual.
“I’ll remember.”
‘Just wait for me.’
…
After solving the problem of Wei Qingyu, Lu Xing was in a great mood and walked into the classroom with a cheerful pace.
“If things continue to develop like this, Wei Qingyu will be able to break free from Old Man Wei’s shackles, and Old Man Wei will be able to retire early and enjoy his life.”
“Sigh, I’m really such a good person who respects the old and loves the young!”
Lu Xing happily walked past Hu Zhongzhong.
When he saw Hu Zhongzhong secretly playing with his phone under his desk, he quietly walked around behind him and said in a deep voice.
“Hand it over!”
“Holy f*ck!”
Hu Zhongzhong was so shocked that a cold sweat broke out. He shot up.
Thump!
Lu Xing rubbed his chin, hissing.
“That was a close call. You almost broke my chin.”
Hu Zhongzhong clutched his forehead, a pained mask on his face.
“Then who told you to scare me?”
Lu Xing still had Hu Zhongzhong’s phone in his hand and glanced at it.
Hu Zhongzhong immediately forgot his pain and leaned in excitedly.
“How about it? This is a treasure blogger I just discovered! He can actually make 2D characters with wood carvings!”
“See? He’s carving the Great Sage, ahhhhh!”
“He just finished the prototype, and it already has over five hundred thousand likes. F*ck, and he’s so handsome!!!”
Lu Xing was confused.
“You haven’t even seen his face. How do you know he’s handsome?”
Hu Zhongzhong made a cross sign.
“People who love the 2D world are all good people. This is the path of the Otaku!”
Lu Xing: …
Hu Zhongzhong snatched his phone back, held it to his heart, and fantasized.
“I’ve wanted a purely handmade wooden figure like this forever, but everyone I asked turned me down. Now, I’ve finally met the blogger of my dreams.”
“I will love him for ten thousand years! He is my one and only brother!”
Lu Xing was sweating profusely.
He had originally wanted to reveal it was him.
But looking at Hu Zhongzhong’s crazed look, if he said it, wouldn’t Hu Zhongzhong excitedly kiss him?
Lu Xing shivered.
‘No, no, no.’
Hu Zhongzhong fantasized, “I’ve already sent him a private message, asking him to make a figure of my wife after he’s done with the Great Sage’s.”
Lu Xing paused for a moment and asked.
“What if he doesn’t make your wife’s figure?”
Hu Zhongzhong’s face instantly became fierce.
“I hope he knows what’s good for him. If he doesn’t, I will be forced to… kneel and beg him!”
Lu Xing: …
“Who is your wife?”
Hu Zhongzhong became gentle again and held up his fingers.
“Zero Two, Rem, Kaguya-sama, Yukino, Raiden Shogun, Violet… hey, hey, hey, I don’t have enough fingers. Let me use yours. And also Hinata, Misaka…”
(TL: Man, I know all of them… Am I cooked? xD)
Lu Xing, who had originally wanted to help Hu Zhongzhong realize his dream: “…”
‘Get lost!’
“Do you really like this blogger?”
“Yes, I’m willing to spend a hundred thousand yuan to buy one of his works!”
“What if he really sells it to you?”
“Then… just pretend I never said that.”
…
…
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- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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