Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
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- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
“Why are you spacing out?”
In the apartment, Liu Qingqing placed a cup of tea in front of Lu Xing, her tone sweet and gentle. Seeing Lu Xing in a daze, she smiled teasingly.
Only then did Lu Xing shift his gaze to Liu Qingqing.
She had changed out of her cosplay outfit into a pink T-shirt and denim shorts.
The air conditioner was on, so she wore a loose white shirt over them. As she moved, her two fair, long legs were particularly eye-catching.
The only thing that hadn’t changed was her pink hair, simply tied up with a few stray strands hanging down.
Aside from baldness, brightly colored hair is a great test of a person’s good looks.
If one’s face and demeanor can’t pull off those strange hair colors, they are easily mistaken for having some unique skills, like the “Propeller-Arm Waving”.
(TL: a derogatory reference to vulgar, rural-style dancing)
But fortunately, Liu Qingqing’s face carried the color effortlessly, making her especially cute.
“Thank you, Senior Sister.”
Lu Xing picked up the cup and took a sip. He had been talking to this Senior Sister the whole way over and was parched!
As for why…
An Elysia with blinking eyes staring at you, her face full of confusion.
Who can withstand this?
Lu Xing could.
It’s a shame that Hu Zhongzhong, that “private otaku,” couldn’t handle it; he was on the verge of kneeling and calling Lu Xing ‘Daddy.’
Well.
Poor Hu Zhongzhong was being played in the palm of Elysia’s hand.
However, judging by this Senior Sister’s style, Lu Xing didn’t think she was rich.
People like Song Junzhu and Aunt Wen are making money every second and generally don’t bother wasting time on such things; they just pay people off and dismiss them.
Lu Xing’s established principle is: Rob the Rich to Benefit Me.
If she’s not rich, so be it.
There was another important reason why he kept talking to her then.
This Senior Sister said she was the Student Union President.
What does that mean?
It meant she was a walking information packet.
He really had managed to gather a lot of school information, and besides, if he wanted to get ahead in the school later, the help of these official organizations would be crucial.
Just as Lu Xing was about to speak, he got a call from Hu Zhongzhong.
On the other end of the phone, Hu Zhongzhong sounded like an excited monkey, his voice raised three octaves.
“Master Lu! The Senior was right! There really is a comic convention here! Hehehe, I saw my ‘Oshi’ (favorite)! Hey! Teacher, collect stamps (take photos)! Teacher, wait for me!!!”
Doo—
The call was immediately hung up.
Lu Xing cursed angrily: “Private Otakus are the worst!!!”
Liu Qingqing watched his grumpy expression, and the corners of her mouth couldn’t help but turn up in a smile.
His face is so nice.
His voice too.
She subconsciously compared his voice to the voice of “Lu Xing,” her client.
On the phone, “Lu Xing’s” voice was the deep, oppressive kind.
But this Junior Brother was different; when he spoke, his voice was adorable, lively, and gentle, with a clear youthful charm.
Side by side, Lu Xing’s voice could practically be this kid’s dad!
Especially… Liu Qingqing stared at his Adam’s apple as it bobbed while he drank the tea.
As a voice-con (voice fetishist), this Junior Brother’s voice was the second one she had ever liked in her life.
Mhm.
The first one she liked was Lu Xing’s voice.
In fact, to keep the script going, she had deliberately changed her vocal tone to a “Onee-san” voice when talking to Lu Xing on the phone.
“Delicious! I love it! Senior Sister is the best!”
Lu Xing chugged the tea down, happily showing the empty cup to her.
Liu Qingqing smiled even wider; this Junior Brother really, really was adorable.
“Oh, right!”
Lu Xing snapped his fingers, and remembering her period, he rummaged through his backpack, found a heat patch, and handed it over.
“Senior Sister, use this. This can warm your stomach.”
Hehe.
If I can build as good a relationship with this President as I have with Sister Kate, it’ll be even easier to get first-hand school info later!
Yes! Mission accomplished!
Lu Xing flashed his pearly whites and, like an old scholar, shook his head as he said:
“You must pay extra attention to your health during this special time, oh.”
Liu Qingqing stared blankly at the heat patch being offered, then looked up at his brilliant smile.
The washing machine on the balcony vibrated faintly, and the gentle breeze outside rustled the leaves. All other noise seemed to stop.
Between heaven and earth, everything was silent; all she could hear was her own heartbeat.
Liu Qingqing was dazed for a moment, then also smiled: “Thank you, Junior Brother.”
She thought.
Perhaps God heard her plea and really sent someone to save her?
She hated herself, and she hated others.
But now, a person had appeared who was pure and clear in every way.
He must be an angel.
Liu Qingqing accepted the heat patch, smiling sweetly and showing her cute dimples: “Does this cost money?”
Lu Xing spread his hands, innocent: “Senior Sister can pay if she wants to.”
Liu Qingqing smiled: “I still haven’t asked what your name is.”
“My name is Lu Xing.”
Boom!
All thoughts vanished from Liu Qingqing’s mind; her brain instantly went blank.
W-what?
His name is Lu Xing?!
Liu Qingqing felt her scalp tingle. She suddenly remembered that batch of high school students touring the school did include someone named Lu Xing.
No way… Is the name Lu Xing cursed for me this entire life???
Lu Xing sharply noticed Liu Qingqing’s hesitation, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart. He immediately asked:
“Senior Sister, what about you?”
Liu Qingqing smiled subconsciously, though her eyes held a touch of unease.
“…My name is Liu Yue. I was just thinking that our two names are quite interesting—one is Star (Xing) and one is Moon (Yue).”
Oh, is that so?
Lu Xing suppressed the doubt in his heart, recalling the old Traditional Chinese Medicine doctor’s words.
Is his professional obsession truly too severe now, making him so mentally sensitive that he is constantly on edge?
…
“A little more, ah, that’s too much.”
“Here, yes, right here.”
“Don’t do that, that’s not good…”
Liu Qingqing truly had not expected Lu Xing to be able to sew clothes.
She watched with wide eyes as Lu Xing skillfully added embellishments to her cosplay outfit, making it not only better match the character but also very secure.
Are you kidding?
Lu Xing didn’t have money to buy clothes before, so if they ripped or wore out, didn’t he have to sew them himself? Naturally, he trained his skill.
“How is it?”
“A tiny little costume? Done! It was simply a piece of cake, a piece of cake!” Lu Xing showed off his work proudly, like a great artist.
Liu Qingqing sat on the sofa, a look of surprise and admiration on her sweet face, her voice soft:
“(⊙o⊙) Wow! It’s beautiful, beautiful!”
Lu Xing felt his scalp tingle from the sweetness of her voice and said quietly: “Senior Sister, I think you could become a CV (voice actor).”
Liu Qingqing smiled sweetly: “Is there a possibility that I already am one?”
Huh?
Not only a cosplayer but also a CV?
Lu Xing was truly impressed!
He had thought about becoming a CV before, but gave up because it didn’t make money as fast as being a “professional simp”.
He never expected to encounter a ready-made CV now!
Lu Xing’s eyes sparkled: “Wow! That’s amazing! So Senior, can you do many different voices?”
Liu Qingqing laughed softly and sweetly: “Just generally quite a lot (???????).”
Noticing Lu Xing’s excitement, Liu Qingqing figured it was a normal reaction to seeing an unusual profession, so she explained:
“Actually, I’m only a part-timer. I do all these things just because I get too bored.”
“What’s wrong? Do you want to become a CV?”
Lu Xing nodded: “I think people who can change their voices so much are incredibly talented!”
Liu Qingqing felt successfully complimented and joked with a smile:
“Compared to the CV profession, I think a more suitable profession for our Junior is the Divine Tailor!”
No arguments there.
Lu Xing’s craftsmanship was simply too good!
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him