Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
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- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
“Mmm…”
Liu Qingqing on the other end of the phone was relieved of her discovery.
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
He lowered his head.
“Mmm…”
Song Junzhu’s brow furrowed tightly, a flush of pink flying across her usually pale cheeks, as if she were dreaming about something.
She subconsciously moved closer to Lu Xing.
Lu Xing: …
Heh.
Number one sister on the leaderboard, you’re in luck, you got to hear it too.
But he had to say.
Psycho Song was really tired from crying today. She had no energy at all, completely like she had passed out.
It was good that she was tired from crying.
Otherwise, with both Song Junzhu and Liu Qingqing awake at the same time, it would have been really difficult for him to handle.
Thanks to Professor Song’s elderly-like sleep schedule.
“Lu Xing.”
Liu Qingqing on the other end of the phone suddenly called his name, startling him.
“Hey, I’m here.”
As soon as the words came out, Lu Xing suddenly felt like he was that artificial intelligence.
Xiaoxing, Xiaoxing. I’m here, I’m here.
Hahaha, so fun.
Lu Xing had amused himself, but Liu Qingqing on the other end of the phone asked again.
“The money is still sent to your Alipay.”
“You work during the day, and you’re still doing this at night. Won’t you be too tired?”
Hmm?
Not right!
Lu Xing was suddenly on alert and immediately said, “It’s okay. My work is usually quite leisurely.”
“And being busy, being busy is good.”
“That way, I won’t feel bored.”
What kind of crazy is Liu Qingqing having?
Why is she suddenly making small talk with him?
Usually at this time, she would have already entered her post-nut clarity!
No.
I absolutely cannot let Liu Qingqing know that I’m still in school!
But thankfully.
Liu Qingqing seemed to have just mentioned it casually and didn’t ask further, which made Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
Beep—
The call was hung up. Liu Qingqing had fallen asleep with satisfaction, but Lu Xing’s heart was pounding.
Why did it feel like something was wrong?
He checked his WeChat. There were no messages from any clients.
Oh.
Except for the one from his ex-client, Chi Yueshan.
E-heh!
There’s a video this time?!
Lu Xing took a closer look.
“So scheming. She even deliberately blurred the video thumbnail.”
That way.
If he wanted to see clearly, he would have to click on the video to watch it.
No need to even think about it.
Click!
In the video, there was Chi Yueshan in her most beautiful poses, trying to capture Lu Xing’s attention!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Lu Xing couldn’t help but sigh.
This Chi Yueshan really has something.
If she were to become a professional simp in the future, her achievements would definitely not be less than his.
Sigh, my sect is really becoming more and more prosperous!
Sect Master Lu was greatly pleased. He clicked, downloaded, and saved the video in one go.
So awesome.
Now I just have to wait for Chi Yueshan to become a big star!
He’s seen that even towels used by celebrities to wipe their sweat can be sold. Then it’s not excessive for him to sell an exclusive video of Chi Yueshan, right?
Besides.
Lu Xing still had his morals. After all, Chi Yueshan was fully clothed.
If she wasn’t…
Uh.
He would just pretend to be blind.
Hehe.
All of today’s tasks were completed, and there was an unexpected gain. Lu Xing wanted to have a comfortable sleep.
He looked down.
Song Junzhu was stuck to him and couldn’t be pulled off. Her cheeks were also unusually warm.
Alright.
She probably got hot from listening.
Lu Xing placed his hands on his chest, obediently maintaining a funeral posture, and closed his eyes.
I am a piece of wood.
I am a piece of wood.
I am a piece of wood.
…
Sunday.
Lu Xing found that Song Junzhu was quite a conscientious person.
After finding out about his background, she probably really felt guilty. She even spoke to him gently.
So shocking.
He really wanted to film this and show it to Song Junzhu’s students. It would probably add a few dislocated jaw patients for Zhang Yue!
Song Junzhu was wearing silk pajamas, her hair scattered on her shoulders.
She didn’t care about anything, just propped her chin on her hand and stared at Lu Xing, who was doing practice problems.
Before, Song Junzhu would definitely have thought that this was a sick waste of time. But now she didn’t think so.
Lu Xing is so handsome.
Long eyelashes, bright eyes, the corners of his mouth always lifted, and his eyes are full of tenderness.
Last night.
Song Junzhu was already prepared to welcome Lu Xing’s revenge.
But.
Not only did Lu Xing not take revenge on her, but he also gave her the most unforgettable hug of her life.
The strength was so great that it made her realize she was still alive, not a soul wandering in the human world.
He’s so good.
Song Junzhu’s mood was extremely pleasant.
Last night, she had also dreamt of Lu Xing. She had really become Lu Xing’s teacher.
The Lu Xing in the dream was completely different from the one now.
Rebellious and didn’t like to study, and also…
Mm.
The real Lu Xing is still better.
Song Junzhu thought, since Lu Xing was unwilling to take revenge on her, then she could make it up to him in other ways.
Anyway, she had a lot, a lot, a lot of money.
Thinking of this, Song Junzhu picked up her phone and began her purchasing plan.
Lu Xing carefully glanced at Song Junzhu out of the corner of his eye.
Seeing her gaze fall on her phone, he finally let out a sigh of relief.
Holy f*ck!
This damn psycho is truly an excellent inheritor of face-changing. The difference between yesterday and today is too damn big!
Truly a psycho!
Just now, Song Junzhu had been staring at him, making his back break out in a cold sweat.
He was afraid that Song Junzhu had heard him reading the script for Liu Qingqing last night.
Thankfully, thankfully.
Looking at Song Junzhu’s current state, she probably didn’t know.
He had to thank his usual diet of both meat and vegetables, and his accumulation of good karma, to have such good luck.
***
In the evening
Seeing Lu Xing pick up his schoolbag to leave, Song Junzhu suddenly said.
“There are many rooms here. The ground outside is not easy to walk on after the rain.”
Lu Xing silently rolled his eyes in his heart.
You know there are many rooms here now. Why didn’t you arrange one for me before?
“It’s okay, Professor Song.”
Lu Xing showed a professional smile.
“I found that the pot of bamboo seemed a little wilted yesterday. The soil at my place is fertile. I’ll go home and experiment. If the soil is really good, I’ll bring some next week.”
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment. She suddenly thought of that pot of “song junzhu” (giving you bamboo), and a myriad of feelings welled up in her heart.
She hadn’t expected it.
Not only did Lu Xing not hate her, but he could also notice such things.
He’s so good.
…
“Psycho.”
Lu Xing got on the bus to the hospital.
[Alipay arrival, fifty thousand yuan]
Lu Xing: ???
As soon as the sound was heard, everyone on the bus looked at Lu Xing strangely.
Damn it.
Is a rich bro taking the bus to experience life?
Lu Xing immediately opened Alipay.
On it was a transfer from Song Junzhu, with a note that said—
[Soil transportation fee]
Lu Xing was silent.
Lu Xing smiled.
Lu Xing was ecstatic.
“Professor Song! You are simply my dearest little darling. Mwah, mwah, mwah, I’m going to kiss you to death!!!”
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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