Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
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- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
Saturday morning
Lu Xing tiptoed, clutching little Lu Xing, crawling in the shadows. Finally, he silently crawled out of the master bedroom.
Phew—
Gently closing the master bedroom door, Lu Xing let out a long sigh of relief, a look of wanting to die on his face.
“You slept comfortably, but I didn’t even dare to move!”
Lu Xing was in despair.
He had never expected that now that Song Junzhu wasn’t causing trouble, Auntie Wen would suddenly go crazy!
What does this mean?
You have to hold hands even when you sleep?
Sigh.
“It really isn’t easy for me.”
After a simple wash-up, Lu Xing scanned a shared electric bike and leisurely rode towards Song Junzhu’s villa.
Thanks to technology.
As for why he didn’t take the bus, it was because he needed time to think about a problem.
“Why is Auntie Wen suddenly so abnormal…”
Lu Xing, like a drop of water, rode his little electric bike and merged into the crowd of people who got up early for work.
After a moment of thought.
Lu Xing found that he really couldn’t figure it out.
Want a freebie?
That’s not possible either.
He had already poked at Auntie Wen’s softest spot.
Auntie Wen would absolutely not let Nannan encounter that kind of Shura field scene, so she was bound to give him up!
(ED: In Danmei novels, a “shura field” (修羅場) refers to a situation where multiple people who are interested in the same person are in close proximity and competing for their attention, often resulting in awkward or intense interactions.)
Then why?
In the early morning, Lu Xing felt his CPU was about to burn out!
After riding for a while, a light drizzle began to fall from the sky.
The crowd suddenly became restless.
But Lu Xing calmly continued to ride his bike in the rain, his eyes showing no fluctuation at all.
“Professor Song likes to see me in a sorry state. If I go to her drenched, she will definitely be very happy.”
Whatever emotion the client needs, give her that emotion.
Lu Xing proudly lifted the corners of his mouth and puffed out his chest.
Hmph, hmph.
My professional integrity is the best in the world!
By the time Lu Xing arrived at the entrance of Song Junzhu’s villa, no one responded whether he rang the doorbell or knocked.
He sent a message to Song Junzhu, but no one replied.
Uh…
“Holy crap! She hasn’t retired from the biosphere, has she?” This text is hosted at noᴠelfire.net
A thought flashed in his mind, and Lu Xing was suddenly startled.
After all, Song Junzhu always looked a little mentally unstable.
She felt a little crazy, a little uncontrollable.
Although he knew this possibility was not high, Lu Xing was still a little worried and opened the door to go in.
Yes.
Lu Xing knew all of Song Junzhu’s passwords.
Because this woman’s door lock, phone lock, safe lock, and bank card lock all had the same password!
Is this the nonchalance of the rich?
Lu Xing silently shed tears.
Jealous.
So jealous!
Lu Xing rushed into the villa, already prepared to see Song Junzhu cosplaying as a teru teru bozu.
(TL: A teru teru bozu is a small traditional handmade doll hung outside doors and windows in Japan in hope of sunny weather.)
But after searching around, he didn’t even find a single hair of Song Junzhu.
“She’s not here?”
Lu Xing was a little confused. He hugged his schoolbag and returned to the villa entrance.
He sat on the steps, waiting for the rain to stop, and for Song Junzhu.
Oh.
And by the way, he studied the newly arrived camera and Polaroid.
Hehe.
So fun!
…
On the other side
Song Junzhu was driving her Maybach towards the villa, while also talking to Zhang Yue on the phone.
Zhang Yue on the other end was simply going crazy.
“No, is the duck you’re keeping a succubus? Are you crazy?”
“And you really made Sun Ainan start borrowing money from everywhere. I heard he’s cursing you while he’s borrowing money.”
Song Junzhu drove seriously and replied perfunctorily.
“How am I crazy?”
“And Sun Ainan deserves it.”
“A retard like him doesn’t dare to face his own sexual orientation, nor does he dare to defy his parents. In the end, he would definitely get into a sham marriage.”
“I’m saving an innocent woman.”
Zhang Yue didn’t believe Song Junzhu’s excuse.
Before, Song Junzhu had said she was going abroad. Now there was no movement at all.
This person was definitely bewitched by the one at home!
Zhang Yue asked her, “Just tell me, why did you have to go and check your assets in the early morning? Don’t tell me you’re short on money. I don’t believe it. Your grandmother left you a huge, huge, huge sum.”
Song Junzhu said flatly.
“Is there a reason to check my own assets? I’ll check if I want to.”
Zhang Yue rolled her eyes. “If you don’t tell me the truth, don’t ever call me again.”
Song Junzhu was silent for a moment.
“I was calculating how much longer I can hire him.”
Zhang Yue was shocked.
It’s over.
She’s really bewitched.
She swallowed. “And your conclusion?”
Song Junzhu smiled, a happy light flashing in her bewitching eyes.
“My money can hire him for a very long time.”
“How long exactly?”
“Five thousand years.”
(TL: If you have so much can you spare a few for me as well?)
Pfft!
Zhang Yue couldn’t hold it in anymore.
Fine.
Really fine.
She’s literally hired a whole five thousand years of Chinese history!
(TL: It’s commonly said that China has five thousand years of history.)
Zhang Yue sighed. She didn’t want to meddle anymore. It was fine as long as someone could make Song Junzhu happy.
Otherwise, she was really worried about Song Junzhu’s mental state.
Zhang Yue asked her, “When can you let us two meet?”
Song Junzhu thought for a moment and said.
“You don’t have enough money.”
Zhang Yue: …
You love-struck fool, get lost!
After hanging up the phone, Song Junzhu happily accelerated the car. She wanted to get back to the villa before Lu Xing arrived.
She had a gift for Lu Xing.
The next second.
Thump!
The road was slippery from the rain.
An electric bike that ran a red light and was speeding slid and slammed into the side door of the Maybach!
Song Junzhu was startled and quickly stepped on the brakes.
As soon as she got out of the car, Song Junzhu saw a panicked delivery driver sitting on the ground, staring blankly at the car’s logo.
Song Junzhu ignored him and instead took out her phone to contact her insurance.
At this time.
She realized there was a message from Lu Xing in her phone.
So Song Junzhu immediately replied.
“You go inside first. The password is my birthday. I got into a little accident at the intersection. I’ll be back in a bit.”
Lu Xing on the other end did not reply.
Song Junzhu was a little anxious and wanted to resolve this matter quickly. She glanced at the delivery driver and waved her hand.
“Go, go, go.”
The delivery driver was shocked, not expecting Song Junzhu to really not pursue the matter.
He asked in disbelief, “Boss, for real?”
Song Junzhu was impatient. “For real.”
The delivery driver confirmed again, “Boss, I’m really leaving?”
Song Junzhu glared at him. “Do you want me to treat you to a meal too?”
The delivery driver instantly propped up his electric bike and said repeatedly.
“Thank you, thank you, boss! May the good boss have a peaceful life!”
After saying that.
He ran off in a flash.
The rain was getting heavier. Song Junzhu parked the car in a safe place and waited for the insurance company to arrive.
She frequently looked out the window, as if she were always expecting something.
The rain and mist outside were hazy.
Lightning and thunder.
A black figure suddenly appeared not far away!
Song Junzhu instantly sat up straight.
Lu Xing was more like a black bolt of lightning. He was wearing a windbreaker, his hair and pant legs all drenched.
He was holding a long-handled umbrella in his hand, like a swordsman, and was running wildly towards her.
Seeing the familiar Maybach, Lu Xing’s eyes sparkled.
(SHMOLL: Cough–)
“Professor Song! I’m here!”
…
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- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
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- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
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- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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