Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
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- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
“Heaven…”
Lu Xing sat comfortably on the living room sofa doing practice problems, simply unable to believe his own situation.
【Good News: Professor Song isn’t going crazy anymore!】
【Even Better News: Professor Song is finally not an unsmiling woman anymore!】
Watching Song Junzhu float past him, Lu Xing asked with a smile.
“Where are you going, Professor Song?”
“To cook.”
Lu Xing’s smile faded a little.
【Sad News: Professor Song has shown a great interest in cooking and a car-crash-level talent for it!】
‘Whatever. It’s just a little disgusting. As long as it doesn’t kill anyone.’
Just consider it a little seasoning in his heavenly life.
Go for it, Lu Xiaokui!
(TL: Same as last chapter, self imposed title.)
You can do it!
“Then what are you going to make?”
“Stir-fried mushrooms.”
Lu Xing couldn’t smile anymore.
【Grave Sad News: Someone is really going to die!!!】
Ahhhhhh!
Can anyone stop Song Junzhu!
Lu Xing stumbled and crawled to follow Song Junzhu’s footsteps, rubbed his hands together, and said solicitously.
“Professor Song, you’ve worked hard today. How about I cook instead?”
Song Junzhu opened a box. “No need. This was sent by a friend of mine. It’s very fresh and delicious.”
Lu Xing was about to cry.
‘Is this a matter of whether it’s fresh or not?!’
For the sake of his own life, Lu Xing asked cautiously, “Professor Song, are these kinds of mushrooms poisonous?”
Song Junzhu frowned and asked back in surprise.
“How could they be!”
“You’ve watched too much negative news.”
Lu Xing: …
‘Really? I don’t believe you.’
Lu Xing, with tears in his eyes, helped Song Junzhu tie her apron and silently sat on the sofa to wait for death.
“Eh?”
After waiting for a while, Lu Xing surprisingly didn’t hear any chaotic sounds from the kitchen.
Not right.
Lu Xing immediately got up to take a look, and this one look directly shocked him.
Master Song had her long hair tied up in a low bun. Her technique was so practiced it was as if she had thirty years of experience in a back kitchen.
Every move was very proper and orderly.
Hmm?
‘Is this the executive ability of a top student?’
‘She hadn’t been secretly practicing and improving, had she?!’
Half an hour later.
Lu Xing stared at the several dishes on the table, still feeling that life was truly magical.
Who would have thought…
The last time they met, Song Junzhu’s cooking was like a witch brewing poison. This time, it was full of color and fragrance?
Amazing!
So amazing!
Although there was no smile on Song Junzhu’s face, her eyes were full of anticipation.
She had made up her mind, silently practicing countless times at home. She had even unconsciously tossed a spoon while lecturing, shocking the students below into thinking she was having an asthma attack and almost calling 120.
“It must be delicious this time.”
Lu Xing, under her expectant gaze, took a bite of a dish.
The next second.
Ugh.
【Good News: There’s been improvement.】
【Bad News: The technique has improved, the taste has worsened.】
Song Junzhu understood.
She picked up her phone and dialed the restaurant’s number.
…
Eating the food delivered by the restaurant, Lu Xing squinted his eyes and sighed.
Heaven!
As expected, everything is about comparison.
Song Junzhu lowered her head and poked at the rice in her bowl with dissatisfaction, thinking, how could it be? My technique is so practiced!
Could it be that I really have no talent?
Impossible!
She has been good at everything she has done since she was a child. How could she have no talent?!
Lu Xing picked up a chopstick full of vegetables for Song Junzhu and teased with a smile.
“Keep it up, Professor Song. I just checked the map. There’s a hospital two hundred meters from here.”
Song Junzhu glared at him, wanting to curse at him, but the words got stuck in her throat.
It’s over.
I can’t bring myself to curse at him.
Song Junzhu got even angrier and sullenly lowered her head to shovel rice into her mouth.
No.
Not sullen.
Because she had the backbone not to eat the dish Lu Xing had picked for her!
To express her dissatisfaction, she even pushed that dish a little further away!
Lu Xing chuckled.
So good, so good.
After Professor Song decided to go abroad, she has become so much kinder.
So good!
Lu Xing was in a good mood. He ate and asked slowly.
“Professor Song, do you know how to skip stones on water?”
“No.”
“Alright, then there’s one more thing you’re not number one at.”
What?
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment.
Lu Xing looked up at her and said flatly,
“Professor Song, I used to always think, why am I not the tallest, why am I not the most handsome, why can’t I be number one in every subject, why am I not the best carry in games, why can’t all the girls like me.”
“Which girl doesn’t like you?”
“…That’s not the point.”
Song Junzhu fell silent.
Her obsession with cooking was largely due to the fact that she had lost face directly in front of Lu Xing.
She had to get her face back in cooking!
As for whether she really liked cooking, not really. She even disliked it a little.
Lu Xing let out a slight sigh. He didn’t think Song Junzhu liked to cook. She just felt she had lost face.
So Lu Xing continued.
“I used to hate these imperfections very much, hate that I wasn’t number one.”
“But later I discovered that it was these fragmented imperfections that ultimately formed the most unique me.”
“Those are not imperfections. They are my unique imprints.”
He took out a wet wipe and wiped the little finger of Song Junzhu, which she herself hadn’t noticed was stained with oil.
“If everything were perfect, then what’s the point?”
Please!
‘Focus on your academics. Don’t cook. I’m really begging you!!!’
Song Junzhu said in a tone that was hard to read, “Then what if there’s a chance to make you perfect in everything?”
Lu Xing lowered his eyes and said with a smile.
“I have wrestled with myself over that for a long time. In the end I’d rather be me.”
…
Afternoon.
The warm sunlight shone in through the window, and the wind rustled the leaves with a slight sound.
So comfortable.
Lu Xing lay on the table, sleepy. He didn’t even know when he had closed his eyes.
“Lu…”
Song Junzhu came down the stairs. She was just about to open her mouth when she found that Lu Xing was already asleep on the table.
Hmm?
Song Junzhu came downstairs and stood in front of Lu Xing, intrigued.
She had very, very, very rarely, or rather, she had never seen Lu Xing asleep.
Song Junzhu gently pulled up a chair and sat down beside Lu Xing, staring at his sleeping face.
‘So pure.’
He was sleeping on his side on the table. The flesh on one side of his cheek was pressed against his arm. Song Junzhu resisted the urge to poke it several times.
After thinking for a moment.
She opened her phone camera.
Click.
The first photo of Song Junzhu and Lu Xing together was born.
Sigh.
“I bought a camera and a Polaroid, but in the end, I still used my phone.”
Really.
Song Junzhu looked at the photo in her album with satisfaction.
Ding—
A sudden ring startled Song Junzhu.
Lu Xing instantly woke up from his sleep. “What’s wrong, Professor Song?”
The sudden interruption ruined Song Junzhu’s plan for more photos. Though furious, she stifled her anger and said.
“It’s nothing. Someone is calling. You continue to sleep.”
Lu Xing: ???
Song Junzhu walked out to the garden and answered the phone.
‘You’d better have something important!’
“Miss Song, hello. There are two visitors who say they are your younger brother and sister and would like to see you. Do we need to send them in?”
The butler on the other end of the phone was very polite.
Younger brother and sister?
Song Junzhu let out a cold laugh.
“Let them wait.”
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him