Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
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- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
One whole morning.
Outside the window, the wind and rain swayed. Inside the house, it was as warm as spring.
Lu Xing tried hard to keep up with Song Junzhu’s train of thought.
There was no helping it.
Although Song Junzhu was narcissistic, she had real substance.
There were benefits to having her teach him.
She used a higher-dimensional perspective to attack high school knowledge, making Lu Xing suddenly discover that much of it was wrong.
It was just to make it easier for people to understand.
In one morning, Lu Xing abruptly understood why diligent study and hard practice were not as good as the guidance of a noble person.
The feeling of being carried by a top student, it’s so awesome!
Instantly!
His eyes, as he looked at Song Junzhu, were practically glowing.
Emmm…
If I could record Song Junzhu’s lectures and then sell them as a paid course…
Hehe, another sum of money!
Even if he didn’t make it a paid course, posting it online to benefit the vast number of high school students would also be accumulating good karma.
Sigh.
What a pity.
Seeing Lu Xing’s gaze, Song Junzhu looked at the test paper unnaturally, reached out her finger, and poked Lu Xing’s head away. She said in a rare, small voice.
“What are you looking at me for? Are there words on my face? Look at your book.”
Lu Xing suddenly felt that this sentence was very familiar.
It seemed Song Junzhu had said it before.
But the same sentence, yet the tone was already vastly different.
Lu Xing couldn’t help but sigh. This was something he had earned through his diligent simping that moved heaven and earth and shocked both China and the world!
He deserved it!
Seeing that the time was about right, Lu Xing asked Song Junzhu, “Professor Song, what do you want to eat for lunch today? I’ll make it for you.”
He winked at Song Junzhu. “I’ll make a little extra to thank the great Professor Song for her private tutoring, hmm?”
Song Junzhu looked at Lu Xing’s bandaged hand and thought for a moment.
“No need. I’ll make it for you.”
Huh?
The smile on Lu Xing’s face froze.
Holy f*ck!
He quickly turned his head to see if the sun had risen from the west.
It’s not that Lu Xing looked down on Song Junzhu.
It was just that he really didn’t think Song Junzhu had unlocked the skill of cooking.
So Lu Xing asked tentatively.
“Has Professor Song cooked before?”
Song Junzhu looked at him with confusion, frowning. “Is cooking difficult?”
“Isn’t it just mixing animal carcasses and plant carcasses together, and then cooking them?”
Lu Xing: …
Uh-
He wondered if there were any instant noodles in Song Junzhu’s house. He would get up tonight and have a couple of bites.
The road is winding, and the result is hard to bear.
(TL: It’s a modification of a famous quote, he changed it to mean: The journey (of waiting for her to cook) has been long and difficult, and the final outcome (the terrible food) is so awful it’s almost funny/unbearable.)
Half an hour later.
Looking at the dishes Song Junzhu brought out, Lu Xing thought for a long time and picked up a chopstick full of shredded potatoes.
Heh.
He didn’t believe anyone could make potatoes taste bad!
The next second.
Heh.
There really is.
Who taught you to stir-fry shredded potatoes with shredded ginger?
Are you playing Minesweeper?!
(TL: Shredded potatoes and shredded ginger look very similar in color and shape when cooked together, so he has to avoid the ginger (mines) while trying to eat the potatoes)
Lu Xing tearfully turned his chopsticks and was about to have a sip of soup.
The first sip.
Song Junzhu’s usually arrogant eyes were rarely filled with anticipation. “Is it good?”
Lu Xing with difficulty swallowed that mouthful of soup, then asked.
“Do you want the truth or a lie?”
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment. “Tell me both.”
“The lie is, wow! So delicious! I’ve never tasted such a unique flavor before!”
“The truth is… my lady witch, you forgot to add the frog when you were brewing your poison.”
Song Junzhu was silent.
Song Junzhu was angry.
Song Junzhu was silent and angry as she tried it!
How could it be this disgusting! This is the first time she has ever cooked!
The next second.
Song Junzhu silently threw her chopsticks back, picked up her phone, and asked Lu Xing.
“Which restaurant’s food do you want to eat?”
The contrast between before and after made Lu Xing unable to hold it in and he laughed out loud.
Song Junzhu gave him a sideways glance, but she wasn’t really angry.
Suddenly.
Lu Xing felt that Song Junzhu had really changed a lot.
At least before, when he laughed like this, Song Junzhu would have pinched his face and cursed him for being a whore.
After lunch.
Song Junzhu started her paid lecture again.
Lu Xing listened with high spirits. This was much better than being whipped!
Besides,
Others had to spend a lot of money to hire a tutor. He was directly listening to this gold-plated psycho, and he was even getting paid.
Hehe, so awesome!
God of Wealth, I love you to death!
“Your brain is not bad. If you have any questions, you can ask me on WeChat. On Saturdays and Sundays, you can ask me in person.”
“You’ve improved a lot in this mock exam. By the time of the second mock exam, if you can get into the top ten, you can go to a university in the capital.”
Song Junzhu seriously analyzed for Lu Xing.
With her as a “god-tier substitute,” Lu Xing’s improvement was a sure thing.
(TL: high-level gaming slang.)
Actually, Lu Xing himself was also very curious.
Why on earth didn’t Song Junzhu teach at a university in the capital, but instead stayed in Haicheng?
Why was Song Junzhu so rich, yet she lived like a lonely old person every day, with no life in her villa at all?
But.
Everyone has their own past. He didn’t want to get to the bottom of it and find the answer. Get full chapters from novel⟡fire.net
Many things simply have no answer.
In the evening.
Song Junzhu lectured on math for two consecutive hours, making Lu Xing’s head buzz.
Finally, Song Junzhu stopped.
He was just pouring Song Junzhu a glass of water when he turned his head and saw that Song Junzhu had changed her clothes and was coming out of the bedroom with an exquisite black box in her hand.
Lu Xing was stunned.
That black box was where Song Junzhu kept her whips, but that wasn’t the point.
Can someone tell him…
Why is Song Junzhu wearing a maid outfit?
Why is she wearing rimless glasses and cat ears!
Who taught her to match them like this!
In Lu Xing’s moment of daze, Song Junzhu, feigning composure, tossed the black box to Lu Xing and said with a blank expression.
“Pick one from inside.”
Lu Xing: Huh???
Don’t understand, what is she trying to do?
Lu Xing randomly picked one and waited for Song Junzhu’s next instruction.
Song Junzhu glanced at him, lifted the hem of her skirt, and stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.
She had hurt Lu Xing too much, but Lu Xing didn’t resent her. Instead, he was like a shelter in a storm, leaving a safe zone for her.
These days she often had dreams, sometimes of being beaten as a child, sometimes of herself beating Lu Xing.
Lu Xing didn’t hate her, but she began to feel an inexplicable panic. She had always trusted her sixth sense intuition.
There was a feeling that she was about to lose her grip on Lu Xing, so she had gone to check the total amount of her liquid assets and real estate.
When she saw Lu Xing running towards her in the storm, Song Junzhu thought, it doesn’t matter.
Whether it was teaching him, giving him money, or anything else, it didn’t matter.
She wanted to eliminate this sense of unease.
When she was beaten as a child, she always thought that one day she would definitely hit back.
Then let’s hit back.
Outside the window, a storm was raging.
Song Junzhu stared at her own face in the reflection of the glass. After a moment, she closed her eyes, and her red lips slowly spat out two words.
“Whip me.”
Lu Xing’s CPU completely crashed.
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him