Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
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- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
Even after years of schooling, Lu Xing’s school-phobia was still not cured.
The first morning of school was like falling into hell. His whole brain was buzzing.
On the way to school, he received a message from the senior sister.
‘Hmm?’
The clothes had arrived?
Hehe.
Lu Xing smiled. His tailoring skills, honed over many years, could finally be put to use!
‘Aiya, it’s the first time I’m earning money with my own skills. It’s quite embarrassing!’
Lu Xing felt a strange feeling in his heart.
Before, he had made money by being a professional simp. It always felt a little superficial.
But now, earning money with his skills felt quite… quite down-to-earth!
He arrived at the classroom.
As expected, Xia Yeshuang probably hadn’t gotten up yet and was late again.
But what was rare was…
Li Dachun bit into a chicken leg and said with confusion.
“Why isn’t Wei Qingyu here either? Could it be that the two of them got into a fight outside of school and both ended up in the hospital?”
Lu Xing slapped Li Dachun on the head.
“Can’t you hope for something good?”
If these words were heard by others, a fucking rumor would start again!
F*ck!
Now the whole school knows that there’s a simp named Lu Xing in the third year who has turned the tables and is singing a triumphant song.
The rumors made up all sorts of things, leaving Lu Xing, this pure and honest boy, completely dumbfounded.
The person involved didn’t even know he was playing so wildly!
Lu Xing looked at Li Dachun with suspicion. “Can you eat this kind of big chicken leg when you’re working out?”
Li Dachun took another bite of meat without a care.
“You have to eat your fill to have the strength to work out. Besides, it doesn’t say how many calories are in this chicken leg. If it’s not marked, it’s zero calories!”
Lu Xing couldn’t hold it in anymore.
When it came to eating, Li Dachun always had his own unique insights. But his physique was also particularly good. With such an honest face, any nonsense he said was particularly credible.
Quite a few people had followed Li Dachun’s diet plan in an attempt to lose weight, only to gain ten pounds. They wanted to settle accounts with him, but they couldn’t beat him, so they completely gave up.
Li Dachun was picking and choosing. He took out a chicken leg from the plastic bag and handed it to Lu Xing, letting out a silly, honest laugh.
“You eat too!”
“I always feel that although you’re quite tall, you’re not strong enough. Eat, take big bites of meat!”
“How much is it?” Lu Xing took out some banknotes from his pocket.
Li Dachun’s eyes widened. He stopped him. “Why do you need money? This is my treat for you. We’re friends, not some kind of commodity exchange!”
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment, put the money back, and said again.
“Thanks.”
He hadn’t eaten this kind of greasy food for a long time.
According to the aesthetic standards of his clients…
A man has to have muscles. Otherwise, he looks too weak, too thin, like a frail stick.
But the muscles shouldn’t be too exaggerated. Otherwise, he looks too aggressive.
So, that lean muscle is the most suitable and best-looking.
“Lu Xing!”
At noon, Lu Xing was about to go to the piano room as usual. When he passed by Wei Qingyu’s seat, he was stopped by Wang Zhenzhen.
Lu Xing stopped and looked back at Wang Zhenzhen. “What’s wrong?”
He was wary of this god of extracurricular books.
This person was too good at contaminating the AI database. Last time, Wei Qingyu’s silly love confessions had scared him half to death.
Wang Zhenzhen asked Lu Xing, “Why didn’t Qingyu come today?”
Lu Xing said with confusion, “I’m not a security guard for the Wei family, so I don’t know.”
Wang Zhenzhen: …
How can you say such ridiculous nonsense with such a straight face?
Wang Zhenzhen was dying of anxiety.
She had known Wei Qingyu for so long and had never seen her be so attentive to any man.
Finally, the robot had upgraded and had human feelings, but she had run into a stone-hearted person like Lu Xing.
Fuck.
This f*cked up life!
Wang Zhenzhen asked him, “Do you know what Qingyu’s feelings for you are?”
Lu Xing stood up straight, looked at Wang Zhenzhen, and said seriously.
“Have you ever had a best friend you broke up with?”
Wang Zhenzhen was taken aback for a moment, then nodded dazedly. “I have.”
Lu Xing asked again.
“Was it because you had a conflict with your best friend, or because you had a conflict with your best friend’s boyfriend?”
Wang Zhenzhen was shocked. “How did you know?”
Lu Xing smiled gently.
“You are a very good person, but you always worry about others’ feelings.”
“Your best friend would complain to you when she was frustrated in her relationship. After listening, you would angrily persuade her to break up and curse the scumbag.”
“But then your best friend would turn around and get back together with her boyfriend. You became the clown, so you broke up with your best friend.”
“Right?”
Wang Zhenzhen was greatly shocked.
Wang Zhenzhen’s defenses were broken.
Wang Zhenzhen was silent.
After a moment, she excitedly gripped Lu Xing’s hand.
“Master!”
“How did you figure it out!”
“No wonder Hu Zhongzhong always calls you Master Lu!”
Lu Xing inconspicuously avoided her hand and said with a smile.
“It’s very easy to guess.”
A person of such temperament like Wang Zhenzhen is simply a congenital sacred body for being backstabbed.
Always standing up for others’ feelings, just like now.
Lu Xing said with a smile, “Classmate Zhenzhen, you should think more about your own affairs. Other people’s feelings have their own fate.”
Wang Zhenzhen dazedly followed Lu Xing’s gaze and just happened to see Li Dachun looking over.
The two of them looked at each other and, as if they had been burned, quickly averted their gazes.
Lu Xing laughed inwardly and left the classroom.
He had been thinking before.
Why would a muscle-bound man like Li Dachun, whose mind was only filled with fitness and eating, read those female-oriented tragic romance novels?
Later, he figured it out.
Because the owner of these tragic romance novels was Wang Zhenzhen.
Li Dachun was clumsy and didn’t know how to get to know Wang Zhenzhen, so he tried to explore through the books she loved to read.
What a simple, silly Dachun.
Lu Xing sighed with emotion and walked to the door of the piano room.
He knocked on the door and went in.
There was no one inside.
“Hmm? Little Goldie isn’t here? That’s not right.”
If Xia Yeshuang hadn’t come, this piano room shouldn’t have been open either.
He thought for a moment.
“She’s probably in the restroom.”
Lu Xing sat on the piano stool and stared at the black and white keys in front of him.
They say that one generation goes into politics, the second into business, and the third into art. It’s really not easy to support an art student without some money.
Of course, Lu Xing had no money to learn these arts, but after becoming a professional simp, he had learned many skills for free.
This was already very good.
His slender fingers landed on the piano keys.
After a long hesitation, Lu Xing still didn’t press down.
“Why don’t you try playing?”
Xia Yeshuang leaned against the doorframe and looked at Lu Xing.
Today she was wearing a washed denim dress, her long golden hair half-tied up, held by a black hairpin.
Although it was a rebellious outfit, at this moment, her eyes were flowing with a delicate smile.
“I can’t play the piano.”
Lu Xing tried to stand up but was pressed down by Xia Yeshuang.
Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment and tried to change the subject. “How about you show me a thing or two, Sister Xia? Let me see what musical talent is!”
This praise made Xia Yeshuang’s lips lift, a little smug.
But she didn’t let Lu Xing leave the piano stool and instead sat down beside him.
“Playing the piano is not that difficult. If you’ve never learned, you can try to get a feel for it first.”
Lu Xing nodded obediently. “Okay, okay. I’ll learn how you play, Sister Xia.”
“What’s the use of just looking?”
Xia Yeshuang placed one hand on the piano keys, her eyes nervously fixed on the sheet music.
“Put your hand on top. I’ll guide you.”
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him